My GF is my fleshlight.

[DiasentParticipant 19]

I know that it seems like a troll topic, but in reality, after several disastrous relationships, I decided to invest my funds into a sex toy a couple years after.  8 months later and I’m still satisfied.  I decided to name her Miranda.  She never says no and I don’t have to listen to her talk or do stupid s~~~ she wants to do.  I know that a fleshlight isn’t a person, but I’ve been on a winning streak with refusing women.  The women in my career who had constantly been trying to get me to get into a relationship now think I am.  It turns our topics to things we do together.  A simple reply, “Hang out at home and be intimate.”  Not really a lie, but it works.

That’s a true story.  Hope you find it entertaining.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Name Miranda brings up memories of a different kind of sex – getting arrested by cops (“Miranda’s warning”), so I would never call my FL that.

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[EyeswideopenParticipant 2930]

Very interesting approach to physical satisfaction. Sad on some levels, yet, is simply a response to today’s realities and the unstable state of affairs with today’s females and the social apparatus that supports them.

1.) Guaranteed performance. You get satisfaction wherever, whenever the mood strikes you. Also, you don’t have to get involved with a woman – which today is equivalent to trying to fill a bucket with holes; doomed proposition.

2.) No risk. No false rape accusations, risk of STDs, or chance of pregnancy. Your guaranteed satisfied.

3.) Ultimate MGTOW rating – deny females access and satisfaction.

4.) Fixed cost – Price of the item. No transfer of your resources to the unworthy. Save that money in your stock portfolio, property or for travel. Travel then opens up virtually unlimited real life partners who don’t even need to know your name or country of origins.

I think you might be onto something here.

 

- Marriage is described as an institution. You would have to be crazy to be commited to it. -"If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not people or things" Albert Einstein

[DiasentParticipant 19]

Russky wrote:

Name Miranda brings up memories of a different kind of sex – getting arrested by cops (“Miranda’s warning”), so I would never call my FL that.

That’s why I named her Miranda.  When it comes to this topic, I’m railing the Miranda rights, not letting them rail me.

[AkibarangerParticipant 37]

I started wearing a wedding ring for a similar reason, I assumed it would drive people away…I was wrong.

[KingOfTheSeaParticipant 1270]

Akibaranger wrote:

I started wearing a wedding ring for a similar reason, I assumed it would drive people away…I was wrong.

KeyMaster said he does the same thing, but I think he mentioned doing it as interviewers are more likely to hire a married man.

[QcummerParticipant 652]

What type of cheap wedding ring works best for getting noticed? I want to see how people react and experiment with this. Any tips? suggestions?

[AkibarangerParticipant 37]

I just use an old celtic cross ring from a store, It’s sterling silver and nothing too fancy but the band looks like a band and that’s enough.
I think it cost me around 20 – 30 bucks?

[AntaresParticipant 208]

I don’t think people look that closely at the actual rings. It’s not uncommon for people (men especially) to get cheap replacement rings because they often break them. I got a golden Lord of the Rings one with elvish on it from Amazon I use for defensive purposes with photography. The best part about getting your own ring is that you can get whatever YOU want, not what SHE wants.

Price is what you pay, value is what you get. -- Ben Graham

[mrpropmechParticipant 216]

It’s sad some people shame fleshlights. Mostly by other men too.

[Anonymous 6]

At least “Miranda” will never cheat on you, give you s~~~, spend your money or tell you it’s pregnant 🙂    winning

[KranitzParticipant 22]

I dunno, I have..five? fleshlights and rarely use them. It’s just so much prep and then cleaning. They do seem to hold up alot better than previous sex toys, which would either split and or melt. And the cost of lube is another concern. I’ve found that printed body pillow covers help with the more full physical contact side, but nothing can replace the full loving interaction of a woman. I’m not sure if I’ve ever had that, and certainly not for very long, but yeah, sex toys don’t quite fill the need for emotional and physical contact bit for me.

[dasboot89Participant 22]

Venus 2000

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