My Fantasy Wife

[Canadian SportsFanParticipant 216]

Applejack wrote:

Easy. I want a man in a woman’s body. Logical, independent, cool, doesn’t talk a bunch of s~~~, hot & sexy, and won’t be dramatic over stupid s~~~. Enjoys sex and takes it for what it is. No commitment or marriage bulls~~~. Just sex for sex’s sake and an awesome friend too. I don’t care if she cooks/cleans/whatever. Just be a decent person, take care of yourself financially, and be cool to be around. Women f~~~ing suck and if they didn’t have vaginas, men would have nothing to do with them. We probably would have put them on some island thousands of years ago where they can f~~~ up their own lives and figure out their own s~~~. We would have amazing technology and a perfect society and they would be living like cave”women.”

This.  I want a comfortable living arrangement that doesn’t devolve into some bulls~~~ “why aren’t we married with kids yet” s~~~ty comfortable no sex relationship.

Sex definitely keeps relationships going (probably longer than they should).  If she cuts off the sex, what the f~~~ is the pont of even being in a relationship?

We’re slaves to our eyes and our dicks, unfortunately.  Stupid genetics.

[UmbreonParticipant 152]

I have been tempted by the Waifu side. It’s sort of appealing…

Forgiving
Never bitches about stupid stuff
Tells me right away if anything is wrong instead of letting it build up forever
Doesn’t spend all my money on useless crap
No cheating unless we both agree on it
Hygenic, no addictions, and disease free
Never wants kids
Enjoys having fun with me
Doesn’t gossip or try to be embarrassing
Has a walkthrough if I get stuck
Doesn’t get jealous if you try more than one before committing
Low maintenance: keep the batteries charged and apply screen and case protectors for safety.
I can shut her off if I’m getting frustrated or want alone time

Yep, definitely seeing the appeal of Waifu. The main problem is finding decent software to get attached to as most of the good stuff is full of moon runes. That and I have more important things to do right now than chasing virtual girls.

Beauty fades, dumb is forever.

[UnbelievableyetnotParticipant 512]

It doesn’t matter how good natured or loyal she seems. All that matters is men having no legal protection from getting torn apart by her.

[GarnogParticipant 23]

My fantasy wife would be kind, loving , loyal, smart, pretty, great in bed and fun just to be around. Even in fantasy land, this is asking too much. I’d rather adopt a dog.

[heads-upParticipant 320]

Flesh on outside only and vag,built by japanese,runs on batteries with a remote on/off switch,outer skin changable,might want a bit of chocolate now and again or mulato…..mmmmm..yummy….fits in the understairs cupboard…does domestic choirs when not being played with…..and says “best I’ve ever had” in 10 languages…..marriage cert came in delivery package as a sarcastic joke.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

OK, here’s the deal: having a wife, by definition, means marriage. But marriage is not a two party contract between you and her. Marriage is a three party contract between you, her, AND THE GOVERNMENT. And you are very much the minor party in this contract, but with the majority of responsibilities. And that contract can be changed at any time on a whim by two of the three parties in it, and you aren’t either of them.

So to have an ideal, fantasy wife you would first have to have an ideal fantasy government. Or at least a government that stays the f~~~ out of marriage.

Just how likely is that?

The law is the law. The woman herself is irrelevant.

[The_reality_factorParticipant 211]

FunInTheSun wrote:

If I had a magic lamp, I’d ask my genie to make a wife….

I’d ask the Genie to make my wishes…

1. marriage out lawed so no man would have to suffer in silence

2. Feminism to be abolished

3. Female Trolls never to bother men on a man’s forum 🙂

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8283]

No apology is necessary. I can learn something from a healthy debate.

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

[DeepInThoughtParticipant 2710]

LonerBoner wrote:

My fantasy wife:

-Sexy
-Horny
-Forever faithful
-No male friends
-Does not want children (i already have)
-Good income (pays for her own s~~~)
-Do all the female s~~~ like cleaning and washing ( i will of course assist if she helps me with the manly s~~~ if needed)
-When i light the grill she does the sallad and sets the table
-She loves me and not what i can provide for her (impossible i know)
-Her parents are dead or she wont bitch when i dont come with her to visit them
-She has her own interets and friends and do s~~~
-Cooks great food as i do
-Dont give a f~~~ what i spend my money on
-Dont bitch when i hang out with my friends several nights a week
-Dont bitch when i go on vacation with my buddies
-Listen to me and dont jabber all the time

And most important! She dosent turn out to be a f~~~ing bitch after a couple of years. She stays this way until she hits the dirt.

You’re right, that is a “fantasy” *thumbs up*

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