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Went out to a dive bar with a few buddies last night.
A few beers, a few games of pool, etc etc.
Two girls approached us, asking if they could join in a game of pool.
(I suspect that was their angle to get us to buy them drinks)
One was wearing a low v-neck t-shirt, the other a frilly tank-top, both displaying lots of cleavage.
2 minutes into the first game, tank-top girl was asking one of my buddies the standard “So, what do you do?”
He starts to reply, and she interrupts him with “My eyes are up here!”
Now, he’s a foot taller than her, so he’s obviously looking downward toward her, so of course he’s checking out her cleavage.
I turn toward her and pull my shirt up so my belly is showing, the second she looks at my belly I say “My eyes are up here!”
I swear her brain stopped for a full 3 seconds before she said “What are you doing?”, while staring at my belly.
I repeat it right back “What are you doing? My eyes are up here! Are you looking at my belly? You’re making me feel uncomfortable!”
Her friend says “Why are you showing your belly?”, I say “Why are you showing your t~~~?”
By this time, a bouncer had made his way over and says “what the f~~~ is going on here?
I said “These girls are going to do some body shots off my belly, is it OK if I lie back on the pool table?”
The girls looked at the bouncer, my belly, the bouncer again, handed the pool sticks back, and left.
The bouncer shakes his head and says “pull your shirt down”, I say “Might as well, you scared them off!”
My buddies were p~~~ed about the girls, I told them “They were looking for free drinks, I just saved you each $50whenever some t~~~ ask me what do you do -I tell them I am a man I do what I want to
Dude! That was freaking awesome! Thanks for giving me a new arrow for the quiver.
whenever some t~~~ ask me what do you do -I tell them I am a man I do what I want to
That is a DAMN fine answer…
"Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves" -BBR
That was a very smooth move.
Anonymous18T~~~= My eyes are up here
MGTOW (while still looking down)= Ricolaaaaaaaaaaa
Anonymous5Classic!
You’re right about them just wanting free drinks.
The “My eyes are up here” (after showcasing their t~~~) is just a s~~~ test shaming tactic that establishes the dynamics of the situation.
If you’d have bought them drinks, you’d have been shamed later if you expressed any hints of a sexual nature.
Well f~~~ing played! hahaSociety asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?
I love that S~~~ test. If you didn’t wear that shirt I wouldn’t be looking at your sweater puppets!
Ha!
You locked up the gears in their lizard brains with their own double standard! I salute you!
I find it ridiculous that you can’t even enjoy a quiet game of pool without getting harassed.
Fuck this planet.What’s the perfect man for women?
One with a chocolate dick that ejaculates money.
Fuck this planet.“You’re eyes are up there and my Wallet’s down here…”
Nice.
Kudos for creativity.
I will have to remember this one.XS,
Out-f~~~ing-standing Sir.
Being of a philosophical mind, I’d like to add my two cents here. I was just reading about this this morning in my Comms Theory textbook (I’m an Engineering major, btw). There’s a few theories that aim to predict what people will do in given a situation that’s outside of the perceived cultural norm. When the woman’s “brain stopped for 3 seconds”, this was her brain trying to understand wtf just happened. Women have been so ingrained to be victims and tell all the “creepy guys” that Hey, my eyes are up here, jerk! Cultural conditioning at it’s finest.
Well done sir, I tip my hat to you .
-Tex
“You’re eyes are up there and my Wallet’s down here…”
Beat me to it!
Is someone going to collect all these stories and end up doing a book based on them? There is enough to do a MGTOW movie.
"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.
My eyes are up here, why are you staring at my wallet down there?
“Might as well, you scared them off!”
You blamed the bouncer haha funny man gave me a laugh enjoyed that one, kudos
Cool story babe now go make me a sandwich
Anonymous3The only time I’ve ever heard a girl say that she was fat, and we all made fun of her. I don’t think she even understood how much of a joke she was to everyone, she was always busy desperately trying to pull power plays on everyone, but most of the time people would just leave so she had to pretend she was busy doing other things.
There’s not much you can do about mainstream culture these days. Most guys are going to resent you for standing up to women or showing any masculinity. Hence why most of the “PUA” types are actually going solo themselves.
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