My buddy's screwed

[SpiderHerderParticipant 3758]

He recently started going out with the girl from HR at his place of work and also moved in with her. She can literally go on her work computer and look up how much money he’s got for retirement and what his salary is.

I would’ve said something to him… but I also work there. So, I’m trying to distance myself now.

This is gonna end badly.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

She probably checked before the dating even started.
It’s like having the blue-book on a man.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

SpiderHerder wrote:

He recently started going out with the girl from HR at his place of work and also moved in with her.

Screwed is not a strong enough word for this situation. More like f~~~ing boned.

Let us know how this ends.

[SpiderHerderParticipant 3758]

FrostByte wrote:

She probably checked before the dating even started.
It’s like having the blue-book on a man.

I’m sure she did. She was supposed to go on a business trip with another guy, but then he couldn’t so my buddy went instead. I KNEW they would come back with a different relationship status.

MarketWatcher wrote:

Screwed is not a steong enough word for this situation. More like f~~~ing boned.

Let us know how this ends.

Agreed. And yes, I will.

[MonkParticipant 16984]

FrostByte wrote:

She probably checked before the dating even started.

Without a doubt.

SpiderHerder wrote:

I would’ve said something to him… but I also work there. So, I’m trying to distance myself now.

Very wise.

[Anonymous 42]

SpiderHerder wrote:

I would’ve said something to him… but I also work there. So, I’m trying to distance myself now.

This is gonna end badly.

Wise move! Preemptive blast avoidance initiate! (PBAI)

Spider Head’s not gonna be part of that CRATER!

Just make sure you don’t get locked on radar when she starts acquisition of her targets!

She’s gonna rinse him no matter how you slice it! She’ll have him by the b~~~~ and yelping like a kicked puppy!

As soon as he steps out of line,,, WHAM! Criminal Charges! The gauntlet gets activated and all hell breaks loose and burns him alive!

Look at all the false allegations women carelessly make ALL THE TIME!

[RorschachParticipant 2083]

Face palm. Yep hes totally f~~~ed. At least you have the good sense to distance yourself.. it might save your job.

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"....... and i'll look down and whisper "No."

[BadgerParticipant 2277]

You could score big by putting your prediction that this will not end well under the post: What Are Your Predictions for the Future? Poor guy, he doesn’t realize the target he has place on himself by dating someone at work.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

FrostByte wrote:

She probably checked before the dating even started.
It’s like having the blue-book on a man.

I used to work at a company with a campus of like 3,000 people. Being in tax, I worked a fair amount with the payroll department. I GUARANTEE you she looked him up.

One of the payroll girls told me a story about being hit on during a ski trip where the company rented the bus. She came back that Monday and looked the guy up in the payroll system. When he hit on her again she asked him why his W-4 status showed married. Turns out he didn’t have an answer that didn’t involve his wife and kid.

Order the good wine

[Anonymous 7]

TaxGuy wrote:

I GUARANTEE you she looked him up.

There are several post wall land whales that have access to Payroll info at my job. They look at me like the Shark from Jaws. Cold dead eyes.

But, I also look like a dude that would kill you for snoring to loud, so they leave me alone.

Disclaimer: I’m not a violent person, I only look that way. Mostly I’m just grumpy.

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Disclaimer: I’m not a violent person, I only look that way. Mostly I’m just grumpy.

Resting MGTOW Face.

[Anonymous 18]

So now she can clean him out in a kangaroo family court system after sometime of co-habitation. And also claim #metoo.

I totally understand thirst. I do.

But wind shield washer may wet the mouth – its no water.

And ain’t no bitch giving a man water in this day and age.

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

Disclaimer: I’m not a violent person, I only look that way. Mostly I’m just grumpy.

Trust me, Grue; You should go out and kill something! It’ll brighten up your day!

F~~~ man, kill a few different things!

F~~~ it, have a massacre!!!

(This message is Carnage approved)

[Anonymous 7]

MarketWatcher wrote:

Resting MGTOW Face.

A-Yup.
Not handsome enough to be Chad but scary enough to be left alone.
Market probably has to dodge a mine field every day (no homo).

[Anonymous 7]

Anonymous wrote:

Trust me, Grue; You should go out and kill something! It’ll brighten up your day!

F~~~ man, kill a few different things!

F~~~ it, have a massacre!!!

I am to old and fat for prison so, I avoid killing people, I’m to lazy to kill good eating.

Still, some game is delicious.

[AwakenedParticipant 35201]

SpiderHerder wrote:

This is gonna end badly.

They Never End “GOOD”.

Why do people s~~~ where they eat ????

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22510]

SpiderHerder wrote:

He recently started going out with the girl from HR at his place of work and also moved in with her. She can literally go on her work computer and look up how much money he’s got for retirement and what his salary is.

I would’ve said something to him… but I also work there. So, I’m trying to distance myself now.

This is gonna end badly.

Dude is dead and doesnt even know it.

Dead man walking. Merciful Jesus.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[Anonymous 1]

Back away, keep your distance, and observe the fireworks.

This guy is going down like the Hindenburg.

[D.B.D.Participant 889]

Dear God. I can’t even… Then again, I all too often see dudes doing utterly dumbass moves in the name of a bleeding wet hole with meat curtains.
They’re getting married, moving in with a woman, messing around with single mothers, spending time and money on women, getting women pregnant, simping, and so on. Gah, I just wanna slap some sense and self-respect into these moron dudes.

[xanthineParticipant 4903]

Dating any woman you work with is a huge, potentially career ending mistake. All she really has to do is go to HR and make up any story she wants, and you are done. She can say you coerced her, harassed her, whatever. It doesn’t matter because her story will never be questioned and unless you can prove you are innocent, you’re f~~~ed.

Smart and successful men are finally realizing this too. The ones who have good careers and high income do not want to risk losing it, and are avoiding women at work now. Thank the #metoo movement for that.

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