My birthday is today

[Anonymous 43]

Pile up your gifts over there. I’ll open them later.

I’m going to go get some breakfast, and then I am going to a shooting range, and perforate some hapless piece of paper.

I’ll call my mom and thank her for pushing me out. Then I’ll be back on Zoom and yall can check out my marksmanship.

[Anonymous 0]

Have a good one may 7!

[Heave-Ho MgtowParticipant 1797]

Happy Birthday May. No better way to spend your birthday then sending some lead down range

skip the cavernous vag and go your own way

[Anonymous 43]

heave ho, damn right.

making some noise!

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

yall can check out my marksmanship.

I always have a hard time convincing everyone all the rounds went through the same hole in the center of the target, they keep saying I missed the target!

[DocParticipant]

Happy birthday. Enjoy the range.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

Happy birthday, brother!

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[Anonymous 6]

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

Happy birthday buddy

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[Anonymous 42]

Hey Mgtower you don’t have to convince me, I know all the bullets went through the same hole.

That’s the only hole I’ll be dropping my bullets in!

The other hole and the other ammo can land you an 18 year sentence to child support!

I hear it’s just like probation, but longer! If you don’t cooperate they drag your ass away and throw you in prison!
THAT’S NOT FREEDOM!!!

[WallyParticipant]

Happy birthday Dude, enjoy!

"what a waste of a life, to marry, give up your freedom, just for the hope of not dying alone. Don't get married Son."

[joetechParticipant]

Happy Birthday! I’ll go have some cake!

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[JVBParticipant]

May you be blessed with many more broski.

Peace is > piece.

[Blue SkiesParticipant 15665]

Happy birthday!!! I used to be a marksman too, probably not as good as you though.

MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

[MoreSkyParticipant 4865]

Happy Birthday May.

"...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

[xanthineParticipant 4903]

Happy birthday May! I didnt have much time to go shopping so i just extended your match.com membership. Thank me later!

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

Happy b day and enjoy. We will see you later.

[Chase PesosParticipant 2136]

Keep on keeping on.

Press forward in the race, looking at things are ahead. Don’t look back, your latter days will be better than the former.

Chase a check, never chase a chick...

[Anonymous 6]

Happy birthday brother, another year closer!

[KeymasterKeymaster]

For he’s a jolly good MGHOW
For he’s a jolly good MGHOW
For he’s a jolly good MGTOW……

…. which nobody can deny!!

Happy Birthday May72020!! And very many happy returns.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

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