My beard, a good choice

[ShimshParticipant 237]

So i started growing my beard out, i look scruffy as hell, but im a student so i am not obliged to shave or anything. Growing the beard is so fun, since im not trimming it girls are not talking to me anymore and i get to have minimal interaction with the whores in my classes.

Anyone else here has a beard? if not why not? curious to hear your thoughts!

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[WPLParticipant 2390]

I had a huge, scruffy beard when I was a college student. I used to walk to class and more than once, women stuck in their cars in traffic locked their doors as I walked by. I was mostly clean-shaven while I was married, but now I’m back to wearing a big, scruffy beard. Folks at work call me “mountain man” and “Grizzly Adams”, but the joke’s on them because I like those nicknames! I plan to let it grow to its terminal length to see how long it’ll grow this time.

[ShimshParticipant 237]

WPL wrote:

I had a huge, scruffy beard when I was a college student. I used to walk to class and more than once, women stuck in their cars in traffic locked their doors as I walked by. I was mostly clean-shaven while I was married, but now I’m back to wearing a big, scruffy beard. Folks at work call me “mountain man” and “Grizzly Adams”, but the joke’s on them because I like those nicknames! I plan to let it grow to its terminal length to see how long it’ll grow this time.

How long have you been growing it? ive only been doing it for the last 2.5 months so im still in an awkward phase.

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[WPLParticipant 2390]

I’m probably about 6-7 months into it now and because I’m planning to let it grow out some more, I have done zero trimming except for a bit on the mustache. So it’s not the longest one out there, but it’s quite bushy and full. The awkward phase will pass and it will begin to look “right” if you stick with it.

Shimsh wrote:

WPL wrote:

I had a huge, scruffy beard when I was a college student. I used to walk to class and more than once, women stuck in their cars in traffic locked their doors as I walked by. I was mostly clean-shaven while I was married, but now I’m back to wearing a big, scruffy beard. Folks at work call me “mountain man” and “Grizzly Adams”, but the joke’s on them because I like those nicknames! I plan to let it grow to its terminal length to see how long it’ll grow this time.

How long have you been growing it? ive only been doing it for the last 2.5 months so im still in an awkward phase.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

I just stated a beard too. I was just curious how grey I am since I haven’t checked in 30 years. LOL

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[ShimshParticipant 237]

FrostByte wrote:

I just stated a beard too. I was just curious how grey I am since I haven’t checked in 30 years. LOL

Thats cool, why have you never tried growin it before?

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[bladeParticipant]

Genral kenobi . Check out his beard . Lol .

(Humor)

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

No, facial hair should be banned, it is promoting masculine aggression, and oppressing woman. Anyway studies have shown that woman prefer 10 “stubble” over grown out facial hair…..I have a big ginger and blonde goatee, f~~~ society!

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Shimsh wrote:

Thats cool, why have you never tried growin it before?

I have but it was along time ago. I could grow full beard in Jr. High and my dad would let me in the summer but not during school. I used it buy beer. Last time I had one I was 25.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[TrailbossParticipant 1844]

HaHa! I am growing mine out too. Looks good on the left side, but the right is a bit patchy and sticks out like Wolverine! I have only let it grow for about 4-5 months in the past…I want to let it go for a year or two before I f~~~ with it again. I’m hoping the patches will fill in. Need a good beard wax to smack it down and keep it under control. Wimmenz ain’t liking the big 210lb viking looking dude with the crazy man bush coming at ’em though! 8) #MANOUT!

An educated, armed populace cannot be enslaved.

[Nomad82Participant 612]

I used to have a longer one, about 5-6 inch. Eventually I couldn’t keep up with the maintenance and I started getting beard dandruff and a really itchy chin line. Now I have basically a 1/2″ buzz all the way around my head. No maintenance!

However, I believe at some point every man should grow it out to see if he likes it or not.

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[ZerenityParticipant 500]

have had a beard and mustache for the past 3 years. try to keep everything trimmed =)

God grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change: Courage to change the things I can: And Wisdom to know the difference. -Reinhold Niebuhr 1951

[TrailbossParticipant 1844]

Once it fills in, I will trim it down for the G.I. Joe look….haha!

An educated, armed populace cannot be enslaved.

[AussieParticipant 2509]

If your father doesn’t have a beard, you have two mothers!

Just finished my yeard. (Year old beard) and am working on my tweard now.

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[Anonymous 14]

I am at 14 months now, no trimming other than around the mouth and a few crazy strays. I got birds setting up shop in this s~~~.

[Maraudrz1Participant 2250]

FrostByte wrote:

I just stated a beard too. I was just curious how grey I am since I haven’t checked in 30 years. LOL

I grow my beard out every winter to keep my face warm. Thanks goodness it isn’t grey. It is pure white. The grey is in my mustache.

Women's brains and vagina have one thing in common. There is nothing in there until a man puts something in there.

[Remove me!Participant]

I’m bringing back the porn stash. Just a heads up, fellas!

Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

[Ja[H]xParticipant 193]

I have a beard, have to keep the under side/neck clean shaven, or my helmet strap catches on it and makes me terribly uncomfortable. Were it not for the fact that I value my daily dose of motorcycle bliss more than a fuller beard, I’d rock a full amish.

~Insert witty comment here~

[Two Time WinnerParticipant 1090]

WPL wrote:

plan to let it grow to its terminal length to see how long it’ll grow this time.

Can you say ZZ Top length. Try that and see how long it takes. Just don’t start singing their songs. Lots of them are simp songs.

TTW

I ain't got a wife to spend my money, I have to do that all by myself.

[RealityBitesParticipant 2198]

I grew a beard when things started to go south with my now Ex. Had my beard for over 10 years now, I love it. I used to date and a lot of women told me to shave it off, and I told them I will shave it off when they shave their heads: but they have to do it first…

My beard, my body, my choice….

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