Muppets ratings must have dropped.

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

Kermit gets the chop as Miss Piggy initiates shock split from TV frog

I never liked that pig anyway. Good for him.

 

[FermatParticipant 3478]

Divorcing fat pigs is what men are doing on a daily basis.  Glad the frog is finally on board.

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[Sessna12Participant 119]

Fermat wrote:

Divorcing fat pigs is what men are doing on a daily basis. Glad the frog is finally on board.

 

 

HA!

"We can no more stop him from marrying than we can stop him from making a well researched decision to poke his eyes out with a stick."
-Sidecar

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

The reason was – she realized she was a lesbian
Kermit looks very happy. He now will start sleeping around with cast from Frozen and other young bitches

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[EntropyParticipant 902]

This actually bugs me because I have a lot of respect for Jim Henson and they are ruining his legacy with their SJW bull s~~~.

On a sort of related note, What is it with women and projecting human traits/feelings onto nonhuman animals/objects?

Anthropomorphic-ass bitches.

Go personify your f~~~ing dildo or your despondent cats. Leave dead children’s entertainers out of it.

"Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves" -BBR

[WOTGMSpectator 749]

They will release a leaked sex tape soon of Kermit and Miss Piggy. You laugh but it may come to that at some point.

[RoyDalParticipant]

That feminist of the year national award must have gone to her head — well, the head of the man with his arm up her ass.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Kermit is free!

 

Now go have beer with Rolf and Gonzo.

Fuck this planet.

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