Movies that are a joke to watch as a MGTOW

[JamieBParticipant 0]

What movies have you re-watched as a MGTOW and just shook your head through the whole thing?

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Any movie with Hugh Grant or Ben Affleck in it.

 

[Anonymous 14]

Any movie with a woman in it in a lead and or supporting role. Period.

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

Biggest joke movie to watch as mgtow is “Pretty Woman” with Julia Roberts and Richard Gere. If any mgotw haven’t seen it, I recommend watching it as soon as possible, not because it’s a good movie (it will probably make you gag) but because I am a big supporter of men in general and new mgtow especially, watching what women watch and reading what they read. (Sun Tsu – know your adversary’s thoughts). I got this advice from an article in Playboy many years ago that recommended reading the articles in one or two women’s magazines every month.

‘Sounds stupid I know. I thought so too, until I started to see the cosmo articles on things like “how to control your man with sex…”, “10 bedroom tricks to own your man…”, “how to mark your territory in a man’s home”. The last one included a suggestion that she sneak into a man’s closet at the first opportunity and smear a just a little makeup on the collars of his (clean) shirts, or rub just a little of her perfume into them… just enough so that “he won’t notice, but other women will…”. My fav was a suggestion to spray a little of her perfume on the bottom side of the pillow before she leaves in the morning while he’s in the shower (to remind him of the night he had with you, and let other women know you were there first).

Pretty Woman was not huge smash hit at the box office, but among dvd sales (movies sold for permanent ownership to be watched over and over again…), this movie holds the record. This is a less reported metric for movies than opening day box office ticket sales, but it matters. I won’t go into the whole story of the movie except to say that it is a woman’s wet dream and a movie no man on the planet would buy to watch over and over again. Condensed version: women are not accountable or responsible for anything, have no consequences for anything, bring huge liabilities but nothing to offer to the table, and can still expect the ultimate alpha male to rescue them from their self created problems, give them everything and live happily ever after… and they watch this over and over and over, and they confuse it with reality tv.

That means that women, and women alone, bought this movie on dvd enough to make it number 1. It outsold all the Disney movies that people buy for their kids to watch over and over. It outsold all the classics that people want to own for their collections…everything. If you pay close attention to the dvd collection on a single woman’s shelf at next opportunity, you’ll almost always see it there.

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[VoidraitheParticipant 477]

All I know is that the last movie I got dragged to I didn’t want to go to was Titanic.

A bunch of my married friends have complained loudly about having to go to sappy Cameron Diaz romcoms and a few of them are going to be dragged to 50 Shades of Grey. Poor saps.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

“Love Actually”.

Actually .. not a bad movie. But you will lose 1198765417654765134653241765 man-points in just under 2 hours – and you will never get them back. Watching Liam Neeson crying actually hurt me in my b~~~~.

But the scene where the guy shows up at Kiera Knightly’s house with CUE CARDS – while her (black) husband is upstairs watching TV – and he secretly lays down his b~~~~ack on her front steps while white-knighting to a level I could never previously IMAGINE….. was so f~~~ing pathetic I must force myself to stop thinking of it. And then there’s the vomit:

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The only scene that made me not want to suicide myself…. was when Alan Rickman bought a necklace from Rowan Atkinson as the sales clerk, which – in my opinion – WAS the movie. He’s buying it for his mistress while his wife has stepped away for a few minutes. I could NOT stop laughing. After Christopher Walken’s “the watch” monologue in Pulp Fiction, this scene was one of the funniest surprises I have ever seen in film.

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It was the only reason I did not murder my then-girlfriend for dragging me to that s~~~. Which reminds me…. if any of you motherf~~~ers are going to see 50 Shades Of Gay on Feb 14th with some gash — even if you are set up for a BJ after — turn in your MGTOW ID card, because I will delete your account with no possibility of reprieve.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Iron man.

You start off with a rich party boy with gobs of hot chicks and cool toys. Then his friend steals one of his suits then he gets owned by a kid and by the end of the third movie, his chick takes over his life and she ends up with the Extremis tech AND his armor and saves his pathetic life.

Tony Stark goes from being a MGTOW to a blue pill pussy in three movies.

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

I’ll admit, while I was one of the few that liked Iron Man 3 overall, I was disappointed with the whole “Pepper saving Tony from the ‘other fake Mandarin’ guy” part.  I was hoping at least it would have been my personal favorite character (Rhodey) that would have flown in and save him last second or something.

[RennieParticipant]

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Any movie with Hugh Grant or Ben Affleck in it.

Even the Sum of All Fears? Though I did find it amusing when it showed the scenes of him darting through the burning city, to that heroic music(Realtime on the soundtrack) while looking like a total goon.

Also some of his statements or exclamations in Pearl Harbor were either so bad or so stupid that they were laughable. We used to laugh at how the TV networks would censor his statements. “Got you, you son of a wwiwwwtch!”

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

This exchange from “The 40 year old virgin” where Andy, the 40 year old virgin talks about his new love and then describes all the baggage she has and, as a non-MGTOW, doesn’t even realize it’s baggage. Even the audience knows and the joke’s on him.

He’s the stupid idiot that thinks he can inject himself into a dysfunctional familyorama. He is a man that needs MGTOW. And even the (assumed feminist) audience laughter seems to agree.

MGTOW Rule -6969: Never date a single mom.

I give you the 40 year old virgin:

Andy: She has three kids and one of her kids has a kid.
[Cal starts coughing on his marijuana]
Andy: You all right?
Cal: Did you just say she has three kids, one of whom has a kid?
Andy: Yeah.
Cal: So, so she’s a grandma.
Andy: No.
Cal: I’m not a doctor or anything like that but she’s a f~~~ing grandma.
Andy: Yeah, whatever, you know.
Cal: She’s the hottest grandma I ever saw.
Andy: Yeah, she is. She’s a hot grandma!
Cal: That’s a good-looking grandma. My grandma looks like Jack Palance.
Andy: Well, she’s no Jack Palance.
Cal: No. If Jack Palance looked like that lady, I would want to f~~~ Jack Palance right now.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

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Rennie:

 

Ben Affleck has a tendency to kill any movie he’s in, even The Sum of All Fears.  The less said about Pearl Harbour, the better.  On the other hand, if you want to see that he was always a dreadful actor, watch the flick Dazed and Confused.

 

[coolsideofthepillowParticipant 190]

The other day I watched “failure to launch” for the first time. After I read the description of the movie I had to check it out because I knew it was going to cringe worthy. It stars mathew mchonaughey and sarah jessica parker. Its about a man that still lives with his parents at 35 and his parents hire a woman to pretend to be his girlfriend to try to get him out of the house. The amount of bulls~~~ this movie had in it cannot be expressed in words here…. I will give you my favorite quote from the movie though. At the very end sarah jessica parker is trying to win him back over after she has been caught being a manipulative lying bitch the whole movie and she asks him “would you rather have fun or would you rather be with me?” I almost p~~~ed myself laughing when I heard that. I would suggest you guys check it out if you’ve never seen it because its a great example of how men are viewed in society and also a great example of female behaviour. These days I watch romantic comedies for the same reason people watch horror movies lol.

[…Spectator 1165]

coolside: no failure to launch here!

[Zuberi TauParticipant 10606]

Along Came Polly.

[mgtowcuriousSpectator 11]

I can’t watch wwe anymore now Roman Reigns is getting his push to the top, I can’t support or enjoy that s~~~ ! he can’t wrestle ! It was funny when the rock (his cousin) came out at the royal rumble so the crowd would stop booing reigns, they cheered the rocks moves, but boo’ed reigns moves, and when rock raised reigns hand they both got boo’ed

it was hilarious t.v and doesn’t that say it all folks ? i’m watching an event people ( not me) pay for and all I care about is how the crowds reacting, dark days for wwe indeed but atleast I can get a laugh out of it

[DybbukParticipant 182]

The other day I watched “failure to launch” for the first time…I will give you my favorite quote from the movie though. At the very end sarah jessica parker is trying to win him back over after she has been caught being a manipulative lying bitch the whole movie and she asks him “would you rather have fun or would you rather be with me?”

Coincidentally, I also just saw this movie for the first time in the past few weeks. Your take is right on. But my favorite quote was when Zooey Deschanel discovered that her date is Justin Bartha and not Bradley Cooper, she says (in disappointment) something like “it’s that guy that owns the computer company, and I thought it was going to be the handsome minimum wage slacker“.

 

[GoneGaltParticipant 361]

@keymaster –

“if any of you motherf~~~ers are going to see 50 Shades Of Gay on Feb 14th with some gash — even if you are set up for a BJ after — turn in your MGTOW ID card, because I will delete your account with no possibility of reprieve.”

Ha! I wouldn’t have mentioned this because quite honestly who the f~~~ would care and why, but I have been waiting for Valentine’s Day specifically every year since the 1970’s (when I first started doing this) when radio stations would offer much better prizes than normal for their call-ins and trivia questions. The stations in my area until just 2 weeks ago were offering the normal s~~~, passes to some s~~~ movie, a car show, a boat show, etc, but they finally came out with the good stuff and this week on 2 different stations’ trivia questions I won two 1-hour massages, $50 in grocery store gift cards and what was advertised as 2 movie passes to “50 Shades of Grey”, which would accurately describe the color of my face if I was forced at gunpoint to sit through it. But fortune smiled upon me as they were simply generic passes to a theater for any movie, and in any event they were destined for the fireplace if it as actually for that movie as I would not wish those on any man.

p.s. Apparently radio stations offering trivia prizes haven’t heard of Google 😉

[…Spectator 1165]

MGTOW REPOST: ListenUp! men: @keymaster –Forum-ListenUp!-mgtow members.

“if any of you motherf~~~ers are going to see 50 Shades Of Gay on Feb 14th with some gash — even if you are set up for a BJ after — turn in your MGTOW ID card, because I will delete your account with no possibility of reprieve.”

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Triklops:

 

What about Contact?  Jodie Foster gives an excellent portrayal of a scientist.  Since I’ve always respected women who are educated and intelligent, her character would have been someone I would have liked to have known when I was much younger.

 

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