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I was going to post this under the thread about why women are so hard to understand, but thinking back on the thread about the biggest lies a woman ever told you, which I thought was great topic btw, I decided this one deserves its own. After having done a comparison of the most dishonest and irrational things we’ve ever heard, perhaps we could move on to the most arrogant, most entitled, most vicious etc… lol Just to compare notes and see if we can get a picture, at least from among ourselves, how extreme the limits are to what might come out of their mouths…(if there actually are any limits).
I happened to find myself on an all male team one day at work a few years ago, and while working, the 6 of us spent the day comparing notes about who had encountered the craziest thing to come out of any woman’s mouth. When it was my turn, I told the following story about an experience with an Italian hairdresser I dated about 20 years ago. When I was done, there were one or two guys who had not told their story yet, but after hearing this one, they conceded that I would get the title for craziest woman without even telling their stories. I hope to read everyone’s story regardless of wether you think it’s more or less crazy than this one.
So I’m dating this Italian hair dresser about 20 years ago when we were both maybe 28-30. She lived about an hour away and would come in and stay on the weekends and go back home during the week when we’d talk on the phone. One weekend, she was in, and I got called to work emergently for a few hours and had to leave her at my place alone. I knew enough even then to know she was going to use the opportunity to rummage through everything I owned (I assumed all women do this) but I had long since removed any sort of incriminating evidence of anything…
When I got back, she was in that different, quieter, distant mood they get in when they have something to go off about, but are waiting for the right moment to ambush you with it. Same mood all week on phone that week…
Following weekend, she’s back again and as we finish dinner, I go to kitchen to look for a glass. Dessert for me is gonna be chips ahoy cookies and milk, (never outgrew this) and I got a special glass for this. All my other glasses are 18 oz, which is more milk than I want, and I don’t want to have to get half my arm down into my big 18 oz glass to dunk cookies into the 2 or 3 ounces that I do want. Do, I’d bought one glass that was about 3 or 4 ounces with thick glass bottom … like the highball glasses in a bar… just for this purpose. But I couldn’t find it anywhere. So I ask her if she’s seen it and she gets immediately, overtly p~~~ed and says, “What do you want THAT glass for???!!!”.
I was surprised as I hadn’t been aware of a trigger to set her off, but I didn’t go off back at her. I just de-escalated way down and, as if she had not just had that outburst, I answered as calmly as I had just asked the original question…explaining about the cookies and the milk etc. Suddenly, she couldn’t look me in the eye, looked nervous and embarrassed, and couldn’t give me a straight answer… So, I’m thinking WTF is this? Who the hell gets p~~~ed or even gives a s~~~ about milk and cookies???
I kept asking calmly and she kept avoiding answering or making eye contact, until I got finally got p~~~ed and had a little burst of my own…”where is my glass and…. WHY THE F~~~ ARY YOU NOT ANSWERING ME OR LOOKING ME IN THE EYE…???!!!” I had been calm enough and had gotten loud abruptly enough that she was surprised…too surprised to cover or deflect the conversation. She looked at me and I could tell she knew very well which glass I was asking about. By the look on her face, I knew some stupid s~~~ was coming, and she and I both knew she wasn’t going to get around telling me.
Still it took several more minutes to get it out of her. And when I finally pried it out of her, this is how it emerged:
The weekend before, she was doing my dishes and she opened my cabinet and saw that glass and she knew that a glass like that must have come from a bar where it must have had an alcoholic drink in it because she’s had drinks in bars before and that’s the same kind of glass they served them in and since she knows I don’t drink then she figured out it must be someone else’s and if someone else came to my place from a bar with an alcoholic drink then it must be another woman and if another woman was at my place after drinking in a bar then I must have f~~~ed her and she got so mad that I was f~~~ing around on her with another woman that she took the glass out to the parking lot and smashed it in the dumpster…
(and this was the reason for having been a moody bitch for a week)
I didn’t say anything for a minute. I tried but I just couldn’t. I just stared at her. I suppose the look on my face was probably the same one I’d had the first time I ever looked out over the Grand Canyon, when I also found it hard to know what to say. I mean, I had stumbled into ordinary everyday piles of crazy from women before. I had even seen a few impressive hills of it from a safe distance. And I had heard that there was crazy out there bigger than what I had seen.
But like the Grand Canyon, when I finally saw it right up close in person like that, I was just so awe-struck at the vast size and immense scale of it that I just couldn’t react… I had never expected it could be so overwhelming… It was just biblical…! I was dumbstruck in its presence… (the stupidity I mean, not the Grand Canyon) lmao 😀
I’m laughing my ass off as I type this, but at the time, I really was dumbstruck for a minute as I just starred at her. I couldn’t think of what to say. When I finally could organize a thought, it went from brain to mouth completely bypassing the usually filter where I consider how it will sound and likely be answered.
The first thing I thought was a result of what I just described. I looked her dead in the eye, and this is how it emerged:
THAT IS THE DUMBEST F~~~ING THING I’VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE…!
Then, she went from embarrassed to p~~~ed and the fight started…LOL
It ended with me making her go to the store (alone) right then, and buy me a replacement.
I haven’t told many people that story because I never wanted to admit having tolerated crap like that (I dated her for a while after that before I finally bailed) but I suppose that now that I’m a black belt mgtow, and enough time has passed that it’s funny now, I can take the ration of s~~~ you guys are probably going to give me for having ever tolerated it at all <laughing> …
But that’s ok…especially if you are willing to relate the record woman-craziness you’ve ever received in your own blue pill days… I hope I get to read some more posts on this thread…
Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you
A few minutes ago on mgtow.com BrainPilot said this hilarious s~~~: ” I suppose the look on my face was probably the same one I’d had the first time I ever looked out over the Grand Canyon.” Oh man, great story! Nice to see you man.
“Why would you need to martial arts to learn self defense? Just call the cops” -Got that line from a feminist pacifist spoiled ex.
“Why do I need save most of money? My parents (who were rich) will help me if I need it..” -Heard that one from a spoiled too lazy for college ex in college.
Facepalm.
After numerous visits to my very nice place which took me 25 years of work to pay for and obtain, my girlfriend at the time said to me one day : “Well, my mom and I talked this over and we decided that you need to move out to make room for my mom and baby (wasn’t my baby) and if you need room for your music crap, just go rent an office or something.” omfg….
I had been dating my second girlfriend for a week and she had been fine. It was a Friday and normally I didn’t like to go out on Fridays since I had to get up for work at 4 am so I liked to rest, but since we just started dating I said I would do something with her. We were going to double date with her friend who was my ex girlfriend, but I would drive my girlfriend there and my ex would drive her boyfriend so we needed a place to go. Since my ex and I were driving we were talking about places for the 4 of us to go. We decide on a place and I text my girlfriend where and what time I will pick her up. I get to her house and the minute she comes out she is like “you aren’t allowed to makes plans anymore. I had no idea what places you two were talking about and no one told me anything. I didn’t know where we were going until you texted me” The way she said it as if I did something horrible.
Hearing “NO” when we were making out and the train was about to enter the tunnel. That was not irrational in itself, but when I shrugged my shoulders and said “OK”, put my pants on and reached for the door to show myself out… she jumped me and wanted me to spend the night. If that’s not the most irrational thing I recall, I don’t know what would be.
You had me all worked up about the glass. On edge for 4 paragraphs wondering what would transpire.
This immediately came to mind: /poster/perception/
… the way a woman will construct all kinds of elaborate nonsense in her own imagination, scheme and planning like the enemy while you think you’re quietly enjoying a cookie or entertaining an ordinary thought. Little do you know she would poison you if she could get away with it.
NO.2 Would have to be the time a girl I almost ( but didn’t) f~~~ one night because we were too drunk. So I did the gentlemanly thing, told her we were too bombed, called her a cab at my expense, kissed her and sent her home. She was not my girlfriend and at the time I didn’t really have one. But a few days later, I did have a female visitor who answered my phone when I was in the shower. The caller was the one I apparently made the mistake of not f~~~ing 3 days prior. She threw a S~~~ FIT when she heard a female voice say “hello?” ……. threw her own mobile phone out of the moving car, smashing it on the freeway and caused an accident.
This was the kind of jealous/crazy you would try and get Glenn Close to play in a movie. In the 80s she was the most hated woman in America and originated the term “bunny boiler”. That was her. NO limits. The lies that poured out of her mouth were something I have never seen matched – before or since. The story doesn’t end there, but if you imagine the WORST lie a woman can tell, she tried it. Fortunately, I was red pill/self-aware then and knew what s~~~ women can pull. But I will tell you NOT f~~~ing her was one of the BEST decisions I ever made in my life.
If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.“My cat doesn’t usually like guys… if my cat likes you then you must be okay.” Wow, the lengths females will go to in order to give themselves permission to f~~~ someone without overtly appearing to be doing so.
“I want a relationship [but] I don’t want to have sex with you because I like you too much.” Obviously she liked what I was providing her with and her idea of a relationship was f~~~ing a drug dealer and trying to “fix” him.
And the show stopper for me… “I don’t like it when you kiss me… I want to kiss YOU.” said to me by a bi-polar female who wanted me to grant her the authority to take control of us having sex. She also said “I don’t like to take my medicine because I’m not myself any more.” Well that’s the f~~~ing idea, now, isn’t it? Unmedicated you is crying one minute and singing show tunes the next… and I’m not sure at any moment if you want to marry me or murder me. If I could take your meds so that you weren’t yourself anymore I would but it just doesn’t work that way!
F~~~. Holy s~~~ Doc. You have been through some crazy s~~~ man.
ListenUp! said:
“Well, my mom and I talked this over and we decided that you need to move out to make room for my mom and baby (wasn’t my baby) and if you need room for your music crap, just go rent an office or something.”
So she wanted you to move out of your own place? or give up your bedroom? The female entitlement complex is amazing. Not even your wife, your gf and her mom think they can decide what to do with your property.
How badly did you tell her off for that, how badly did she react? I want all the juicy details.
[url url=http://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/2d6337/i_was_divorce_raped_dont_be_me] I'm paying her 25% of my salary over the next eight years. I had to pay my lawyer, her lawyer, 50% of all my retirement funds and give her another few thousand dollars to make her go away. It cost me $20 to get married and will cost me over $220,000 to get divorced. [/url]
Gref: Yes, and yes. I had these four generations of women looking for cash 2007-2010: 82 y/o grandma 53 y/0 daughter of g ma 24 y/o hottie meth addict that her 53 y/o mom was pimping out and the young girls daughter (2 y/o). Funny thing was, I almost paid the bill. Instead, I went to their hive and scanned 50 years of all their paperwork with my MBP. They were f~~~ed after that. The one I was f~~~ing never did get over meth. The last night I f~~~ed her we talked about her having no teeth at 28 y/o. I can’t believe the s~~~ I have seen with my own eyes sometimes little brother.
I was in the mall, and these two daft c~~~s had the nerve to ask me why I didn’t hold the door for them.
“Why would I hold a door for you when you’re first of all very far away, walking very slowly, and on top of that I don’t know you, or owe you s~~~!?”
Girl 1:”Real men hold the door open for women, and it’s the gentlemen like thing to do”
Girl 2: “That’s just the way things are men are suppose to hold doors open for women”
“Can I ask you a question? Do you identify as feminist?!”
Girl 2: “Yes”
“Then don’t you see something wrong with you asking me to hold the door open for you, because of my gender?!”
Girl 1: *Silence*
Girl 2: “uummmmmm”
“Yeah that’s what I thought…how about you hold open a door for a few men, and then maybe you can expect the same back”
Now I didn’t bother wasting my time with such irrational idiot’s, because let’s be honest when i’m done in depth explaining to them the flawed logic they’re using it will go in one ear, and out the other. The silence was guilt, but i’m still surprised something even stupider didn’t come out of both their mouths. This is just one of my examples of the irrational logic I’ve seen, and had used against me. Women want to do nothing, but expect EVERYTHING in return without even considering returning the favor. Even during sex they want men to do all of these things to them, but expect it back, and she will most likely say “eeeewww Sick i’m not doing that!”. I think the concept of “busting one early” was adopted by men, because we know that if she get’s hers before us WE WILL NEVER get ours…this logic applies to everything in life “Get yours before she get’s hers”.
I was in the mall, and these two daft c~~~s had the nerve to ask me why I didn’t hold the door for them.
That qualifies as an assault, if it would be the other way around. Have your pepper spray ready. j/k 😉
So true TS xD ! I may be 17 (18 in 6 days), but i’m not at all a small guy. A double standard is clearly in place a skinny guy would never approach me, but these two women felt “protected” enough to disrespectfully, and aggressively approach me to rant about me not holding open a door. This is another key reason for me being MGTOW, because I have had many anger management problems as a youth. I was rarely if ever tested by another male it was alway’s females that caused me to lose my cool, and reverse the progress I was making in controlling my temper. I knew then who the peaceful gender was, and what would be my greatest obstacle in life if I allowed it to be…the “Woman”.
“My cat doesn’t usually like guys… if my cat likes you then you must be okay.” Wow, the lengths females will go to in order to give themselves permission to f~~~ someone without overtly appearing to be doing so.
Thats all kinds of accurate. ( It belongs on The Wall™ in the quotes section).
Women virtually interrogate on date. Plead the 5th, because if you so much as tell her you’re allergic to kittens, she will behave like you treated her badly. Women have told me they can’t eat this, can’t eat that, can’t take this, can’t take that, its too hot, it’s too cold… but when a man says he’s allergic to cats, the next thunderclap you hear will be the sound of her vagina closing to you forever.
If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.listing to all your great stories reminds me of my ex wife. In 12 years of my marriage I have see how crazy a women can get. Always wants more things, never happy, holds sex to get what she want’s first. She is never sure of what she wants, never happy with what she gets. What a waste of 12 years of my time, money, energy. I am so happy to not have any of this drama for the rest of my life(Happy being single forever). I am glad I am 38 and learned some great lessons, now I can really live my life on my own terms. Thanks every one for sharing.
Anonymous11This is damn near an impossible question to answer due to the excessively large number of irrational things women have said to me over the years.
However, one ex-gf listed this as a reason for dumping me which ranks at the top:
“My kids like you too much.”
Read into it as you will. I guess it’s better than the classic “I love you like a brother” line.
@chauvinistpig: I heard that one more than once. I translate that as follows: She started out telling you a bunch of happy horses~~~ when you met about how she needed a strong man that could step in and be important to her children. AFTER you did that, she changed her mind and now inside her stupid head she is certain they’ll like you more than they like her and that you will take control over the whole situation. women are f~~~ing crazy lunatics. great posts today everyone! awesome.
Anonymous11@Listenup! You knocked it out of the park. Perfect synopsis of that relations~~~. The freak tried to contact me last year about helping one of her kids with something. I never bothered responding.
@chauvinistpig: i thought that might be an accurate synopsis. because of the way the female brain is wired, they remember every action of yours they didn’t like and will dredge those up for the entire length of the relations~~~. THEN – here’s the kicker: all the waffly wild mood swing s~~~ they have said they don’t remember AT ALL which is why she thought to contact you to help with the kids. she is simply so badly wired, she has no use. i can’t wait until we can build our own women from scratch. the japanese are 40 % there. sushi anyone?
Anonymous11You’re right ListenUp! “waffly wild” pretty much sums most of them up. Even my female animals are wired differently from their male counterparts so it’s part of the biology thing I guess.
Her son is going to end up being some bitch’s personal mangina as my ex is way over controlling of her children IMHO. I always felt like he needed a strong male figure in his life as his biological father is a mangina cubed, and he got blasted by this bitch in the divorce as in having to go to seek mental help for it.- AuthorPosts
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