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[Anonymous 11]

DEAR ABBY: I am a 22-year-old woman who enjoys achieving things in life. For example, I recently bought a house and paid for all the remodeling with my own money.

I have been with my boyfriend for seven years (on and off). He was my first boyfriend, first kiss, etc. and because of that, I have always felt a deep connection with him. My problem is he doesn’t have goals for the future and just lives his life a day at a time. He’s comfortable with his low-income job and doesn’t plan on going to school.

He moved into my house six months ago, which makes our relationship that much more serious. Something I absolutely adore about him is his loving nature. He drops whatever he is doing to be there for me emotionally, and everyone who meets him tells me how lucky I am to have found such a great guy.

My question is, should I stay with my loving, caring boyfriend or is it time to find someone with the same goals I have? — CONFUSED IN FLORIDA.

Dear Confused,

Is his name Chad Thunderc~~~ per chance? I recommend that you continue enabling him and letting him f~~~ whoever he wants to f~~~. That’s what was happening during those on/off times which probably coincided with your birthday or other holidays. The faked emotionally being there for you is just one of Chad’s little Jedi mind tricks he uses to control you.

I would tell you to find a normal decent guy, but I know you’ll flat out ignore me. Chad will dump you when you hit The Wall, or he finds a better deal for himself. I recommend getting started on your cat menagerie now.

[HitmanParticipant]

she’s confused allright.
what a dumb t~~~.

[Truthseeker82Participant 6406]

LMAO! Could see the look on that princesses face if she got a reply like that – priceless.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Dear Confused:

So, he’s a perfect guy except that he doesn’t make enough money for you? Wow, what an original letter you’ve written here.

You need to dump him, NOW! You’re a princess and you deserve a Prince Charming with millions of dollars to throw at your Golden Vagina. Who needs a caring and sensitive guy if he doesn’t make a s~~~ ton of money? What about you? What if you decide to get married and have a couple of kids, and then you want to stay home? Why isn’t this bastard thinking of you first? He needs to MAN UP and go get a job making more than you so YOU have the option of not working.

If you decide to take my advice, I already have a wonderful man for you. His name is Chad and he’s a very charming man……..

Order the good wine

[TicParticipant 4329]

total bulls~~~. 22 yo and owns her own home. been with the same guy for 7 years (since 15 yo). Come on fellas, you believe that bulls~~~ article. It’s probably written by one of the staff. LOL

God bless peace and freedom.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Tic wrote:

total bulls~~~. 22 yo and owns her own home. been with the same guy for 7 years (since 15 yo). Come on fellas, you believe that bulls~~~ article. It’s probably written by one of the staff. LOL

Tic: It’s just something CPig does every once in a while for comic relief. I saw that too but it’s just for a laugh.

Order the good wine

[GonzoZiiByrnnarParticipant 195]

Well, I don’t know about Chad and all that, but if you are in Florida, the real estate is way overpriced. If you sunk all your money into your little swamp side 2Bed 1Bath pink beach shack, you might be in the poor house with your low-earning yet sensitive maybe-not-quite-so-ideal boyfriend. So I say be different, sell the house while the market is still topside, and give the money to him with no strings attached, and then let him run off with some other woman as his reward for sticking with you while you seriously considered trading him up for a fatter wallet. Think any woman EVER would do that?

Rule Of T.A.W.E.D. Trust a woman = Death

[TicParticipant 4329]

TaxGuy wrote:

tic douloureux wrote:

total bulls~~~. 22 yo and owns her own home. been with the same guy for 7 years (since 15 yo). Come on fellas, you believe that bulls~~~ article. It’s probably written by one of the staff. LOL

Tic: It’s just something CPig does every once in a while for comic relief. I saw that too but it’s just for a laugh.

Ok, cool. But, I did laugh, so, it worked. Thanks CPig.

God bless peace and freedom.

[xlrsnbrgParticipant 1786]

Abby is reasonable on this one:

DEAR CONFUSED: Ask yourself which is more important to you — a loving and emotionally supportive spouse or a hard worker who may be less so. Only you can decide the answer to that question.

A man shouldn't make his life's objective to be on the side of the majority, but to avoid finding himself in the ranks of the insane. (Marcus Aurelius)

[Big BossParticipant 4496]

This is why “stay at home dads” are a feminist myth. You should post that s~~~ EVERY F~~~ING TIME feminists bring that s~~~ up.

[BeerParticipant 11832]

Tic wrote:

total bulls~~~. 22 yo and owns her own home. been with the same guy for 7 years (since 15 yo). Come on fellas, you believe that bulls~~~ article. It’s probably written by one of the staff. LOL

I owned a home at 22, bought pretty much at the peak of the bubble lol…I’m sure its still possible for someone to own at 22 today considering in some areas prices are still half what they were 10 years ago.

[Spank The MisandristsParticipant 2308]

Dear Confused,

Before I answer your question please answer the questions below first.
1. How many kilo overweight are you?
2. Where did you get your money to buy that house at 22 year old? Do you sell crack?
3. So what is your goal in life?

[ConstantineParticipant 4420]

Lol. I once read an agony aunt column called Ask Polly. To be honest, I liked that woman, because she wasn’t afraid to tell a correspondent if they were being unreasonable.

And one day she got a letter that read, “Dear Polly, I slept with my boyfriend’s best friend and now I’m pregnant! I’m not sure how to tell my BF because he’ll think that the baby is his. What should I do?”

Polly didn’t have a bar of it. She just replied, “You should grow up and hope that you become a better person. Prayer might help too.”

Psyche.

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

Dear Confused,

You can have it all.

You need a man who will work day and night to buy you things. After all, you deserve a bigger house for entertaining. And you do need space for your shoes.

You can keep your boyfriend for now. After all, a woman needs satisfaction and dogs are expensive. Once you land your millionaire, you can lose the boyfriend. On the other hand, maybe you can get gifts from both of them at the same time. Isn’t a girl supposed to be happy? Maybe you can trick the millionaire into thinking you are pregnant. And the present boyfriend is probably good for manual labor.

Isn’t life grand?

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

He’s loving, caring, etc? Should she leave her boyfriend?
Lesson: Nothing is ever good enough.

22yr old girl has house. I call bulls~~~.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

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