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    Governor Megachris%
    Governor Megachris%
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    Isn’t it amazing that women tend to feel sick suddenly on Mondays and Tuesdays?

    Just received a message from one worker saying she’s not feeling well today. “I may be sick tomorrow too…hahahahaha!”

    Why is that funny?…Anytime I’m not feeling great in the morning (almost every morning I feel nauseous…and I am NOT a morning person), I’m still expected to come in, dressed up and looking sharp while thinking sharp and performing on top.

    If I called in as much as some of them, they’d start getting suspicious (granted, I DID go absent for a while during those many, many interviews I had).

    If I could only work part-time and not have to drive to work every morning, I’d be happy. There’s a hospital literally right behind my apartment, but that’s about the only major workplace besides NASA, who I hardly qualify for.

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    Bigvern
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    Yeah, a women can do ‘just a good a job as men’ – I seen ’em!

    I worked a very man-like job, that was difficult and stressful, a uniformed position with responsibilities and shift-patterns. It was good fun, even though it was difficult sometimes, then one day the head of our department stated to me that the bosses up top, feel the need to think about employing women, for the first time in 40 years.

    Then, as one of my colleagues retired, after long service my boss sorted the interviews for the vacant position; the short-list included 13 men, and one woman. Ha Ha I know what you’re thinking guys, and yes it happened that way too…..my boss was a complete f~~~ing mangina, always leering over fish and seeking validation that at his mature time of life, and being a hen-pecked husband, he was ‘still a man’ etc etc.

    Well, the boss came down after two days of interviews and when I asked him about it he stated – “The woman was good!” I fell about laughing and he went bright red in embarrassment……..he asked me what was so funny, I just told him he was a predictable man. I knew that the woman would get the job of course,…….those f~~~ing quoters don’t fill themselves in y’know!

    Then one day I started my shift in the morning, I walked in to the night shift and their line manager said to me – Hey Vern, morning, oh and by the way, the new starter, you know the woman, she has gone sick today, she was at the bus stop and well,……..women’s problems you know!

    HER FIRST F~~~ING DAY, brilliant start to your new f~~~ing job eh fellas!?

    So, we took on a total of four women, (one on each shift), 1 of them was pretty good at the job, I can’t lie about that…..shame she took so much time off sick. the next best was ok at the basics, but couldn’t deal with conflict, she would leave it up to the boys to do the difficult stuff, on the plus side she was feminine and attractive, and she made a nice cup of tea. (bit sexist there,…sorry) the last 2 were dykes who didn’t enjoy working with me, as I do tend to call a spade a spade if you get my drift, I mean I don’t pussy foot around – I DEAL with s~~~, and I get the job done,……they were always sick……ALWAYS, months at a time.

    Still there was always stacks of overtime, and hey if you’re like me, and you don’t mind working 60-80 hours every week while your fat, lazy wife can only do half that, then it was my time to do all the hours while young enough, and be able to retire early (late 30’s), then you can achieve whatever you want to achieve fellas. Did you hear young mgtow? IT IS UP TO YOU HOW HARD YOU WORK, BUT BY GOD, DO IT WHILE YOU ARE YOUNG AND FIT ENOUGH TO DO IT…..AND NVER LET ANY BINT INTO YOUR LIFE, SHE WILL NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR CAREER. Just your money.

    I would have worked there much longer, and achieve a promotion I worked hard for, but being married to a lazy, greedy, good for nothing, fishy smelling bint was damn hard work,…………I got a bit down about it……….but not as ‘down’ as how my old work place has become like now………..then I got a new job, only lasted there a year…………my experience got me in that position and I interview well, but oh my good god………..every day…….women causing problems, EVERY F~~~ING DAY…….These bastards made it impossible for me to remain there, just far too dangerous in a working environment that JUST ISN’T SAFE FOR A (white) MAN TO perform his job of work. (At this particular job, there is interaction with young females, too much of it for my liking).

    Well I thought at the age of 42, f~~~ this…….I didn’t want to work with women, so now when it’s forced on to me to work with fish, then i’m f~~~ing off and finished for good,……..as I cannot do my particular job, without working with women, sadly……….women have invaded every male dominated space, and for what reason……f~~~ing greedy bitches thought just cause I earnt good money and I didn’t complain about my long hours, they thought my job must be easy!!! yeah well there you go girls……you bloody welcome to my job and my difficult, stressful life of work, eating, night shift, sleeping daytime, work eating sleeping etc etc etc etc etc etc etc…………lets see if you can retire as early as me? course you can’t girls, you’re all so f~~~ing lazy because you really did believe that men have it easy………..i’m laughing at you women now, and while I enjoy a life of more leisure and MY PASSIONS to keep me busy, you just keep paying the taxes please, you can keep paying the rent ‘MAN’ so that you have a home – y’see what I did there boys!? 😉 – you can blame it on us ‘weak’ men, poor little babies who are frightened of a strong independent woman, and we can’t get laid, cause we’re basement dwelling losers, yadda yadda, etc etc…………but remember WHO made men like that, if it is at all true? Yes YOU GIRLS done it all by yourself…………I love feminism boys I truly do, it REVEALED the fish in all her glory for every man to be able to FINALLY see her true colours………that selfish and useless woman who derides you secretly while using your working manly utility for her needs only……f~~~ i’m certain my ex ‘wife’ was skimming me over years, I had so much debt racked up in my name you wouldn’t believe it fellas…………..lost everything……now couldn’t care less, you realise how worthless ‘stuff’ is!

    Anyway…….my boss retired and at his leaving do, he ended his speech with “My greatest achievement in my time here, is that we have one woman working on each shift, before I retired”

    I refrained from applauding him, unlike everyone else and I thought “What a c~~~”

    "What made you think, there'd be a livin' in sheep?, Eat, Work, Eat Work and Sleep" - Mark Knopfler.

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    007 (Reborn)
    007 (Reborn)
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    I feel you bro. I started off as a grunt in my female dominated office. One of the women from middle management always complained about how difficult her job was. She unexpectedly quit. So I took her spot. This is by far the easiest and highest paying job that I’ve ever had. She was so full of s~~~. I finish my weekly duties in 2 days and then f~~~ around the other 3. So far I’ve spent most of today helping women do their jobs because they know jack s~~~. Worst of all, they will never return the favors. They constantly whine about ther jobs too. Honestly, they are just too dumb to perform their jobs correctly. They liberally use their leave time to go home early or not come in at all. This should enrage me, but it illicits the contrary. I think of how pathetic they are and laugh on the inside.

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