MGTOW themed jokes

[Blue SkiesParticipant 15665]

Wife : “Why are you home so early?”
Hubby : “My boss asked me to go to hell!”

Doctor : How is your headache?
Patient : She’s out of town.

Q: You know why women love shoes?
A: Because no matter how much they eat and how fat they get, the shoes always fit.

Q: What do you call a letter from a feminist?
A: Hate male

There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened.

There are two types of wives in this world:
The first type listens to her husband, understands his thoughts, behaves lovingly ?
The second type…is the one that everyone has.

Wife was busy, packing her clothes.
Husband: Where are you going?
Wife: I’m moving to my mother’s home.
Husband also starts packing his clothes.
Wife: Now, where are you going?
Husband: I’m also moving to my mom’s.
Wife: And what about the kids?
Husband: Well I guess if you are moving to your mother’s home and I’m moving in my mother’s… they should move in with their mother.

A man visits a physiatric ward in a hospital. He sees a patient lying listlessly in bed and moaning: “Joanne, Joanne!”
He asks the nurse about the reason for the patient’s behavior. Nurse says the patient used to love a girl called Joanne but couldn’t marry her. So he became depressed.
He continues walking down the corridor and peeks into the next room. There he sees another patient in worser condition – with torn clothes & unkempt hair – shouting: “Joanne !! Joanne !!”
The man looks at the nurse, puzzled. The nurse says, “This one married Joanne.”

A group of feminists go back to their high school to “educate” their former teachers about the “progress” and “improvements” they’d made in soceity since graduating.
After this presentation, there is pindrop silence.
To fill in the awkward silence one of the feminists says: “And none of these would be possible without you all!”
The Principal stands up and objects: “YOU CAN’T BLAME US. WE DID OUR BEST”

MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

[Blue SkiesParticipant 15665]

feel free to share your jokes here.

MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

[neverAgainParticipant 1662]

the marriage contract is a joke…..atho it is not a funny one.

All good things come to an end.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

MGTOW themed jokes

OK so this Wage Gap walks into a bar…..

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: “RAAAAPE!!!!!”

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[RoyDalParticipant]

Marriage is such a wonderful institution! But who wants to be institutionalized?

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10911]

Tried to post a pic. Failed.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[Back in BlackParticipant 1732]

There was a man and a woman and for over 20 years they were the happiest people in the world with great and fullfilling lives. Then they met.

"Women are directly adapted to act as the nurses and educators of our early childhood, for the simple reason that they themselves are childish, foolish, and short-sighted—in a word, are big children all their lives, something intermediate between the child and the man, who is a man in the strict sense of the word. Consider how a young girl will toy day after day with a child, dance with it and sing to it; and then consider what a man, with the very best intentions in the world, could do in her place.” Quote from Arthur Shopenhauer, 17th century philosopher

[Anonymous 43]

LOL mgtow jokes
ok I got one

A man walked into a bar
he looked around and saw it was full of women.
He announced in a loud voice, Attention all you women, I am not here to hit on you, I don’t want to talk to you, I just want to stare into a glass of whisky and think.

The bartender asked him for his order, Jack, neat, double.

So the man had his drink and he was pensively swirling it around in his glass.

then one by one, the women walked over to the man, whispered in his ear, stamped their feet and puckered their face and stormed off. Amazing women who would take your breath away, average women, and some that looked like they fell out of a dump truck. Everyone of them put the move on the man, and was rejected. All but one.

One woman was left, sitting in the corner. She just walked out without saying a word.

The bartender came over astounded that the man had just sat there slowly swirling his glass while 50 beautiful women failed to get his attention. “Dude, all those women wanted you, and you didn’t even flinch. What is your secret?”

The man looked up, then pulled the foam plugs out of his ears, “What’d ya say? I forgot to take these out…

[The_Mad_PirateParticipant 1278]

Women are like hurricanes, when they come are wet and wild, when they go they take the house and the car with them.

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning" "A world that vilifies men only breeds a generation of men that feel no empathy towards women" “In a woman’s mind , there is really no such thing as a ‘we’. In her eyes, earth allways revolves around her, not the other way around. So thinking that your needs , aspirations or desires are valid enough to be persued, or even that you are entitled achive such goals, is like asking your boss for a pay rise in your very first day at the job.”

[KimmurielParticipant 480]

What do you call prostitution? The only honest relationship you’ll have with a woman.

What do you call a woman who wants you to be her beast of burden without reciprocity? You dont call her at all; you dial Dominoes pizza

"You meet a few exceedingly forsaken, Sit around the cooler refusing domestication" Aesop Rock

[HitmanParticipant]

my all time favorite…
substitute ‘feminist ” for Martha Stewart…
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how do you p~~~ off Martha Stuart TWICE ?
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f~~~ her in the ASS,
then wipe your DICK off on her CURTAINS !!!
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Hahahha!!!!
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cracks me up everytime ….

[joetechParticipant]

Dude:Hey, Joe. Did your minivan come with airbags?
Joe: Yeah, but I divorced one of them.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[ZoidbergParticipant 965]

Little Johnny says to his father:

“Joseph is so silly, he always gives the chocolate bars he gets at home to the girls.”

“Well, Johnny,” replies the father, “when you are older, you will understand that is not a bad idea, after all, to give those chocolate bars to the girls.”

Having secretly witnessed the whole conversation, grandpa beckoned to Johnny:

“Listen, Johnny, when you are even older, you will understand that is was a bad idea to ever give anything to girls.”

[Blue SkiesParticipant 15665]

The_Mad_Pirate wrote:

Women are like hurricanes, when they come are wet and wild, when they go they take the house and the car with them.

this is brilliant ^^^

MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

[Blue SkiesParticipant 15665]

Blue Skies wrote:

The_Mad_Pirate wrote:

Women are like hurricanes, when they come are wet and wild, when they go they take the house and the car with them.

this is brilliant ^^^

+10 for you sir!

MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

A health care inspector is inspecting hospitals.
On the first floor
He sees a guy getting a hand job by a nurse.
WTF is this he balks??
The head nurse says “he has a medical condition that he must be jacked off every hour.”
Okay and he moves on.
On the 2nd floor he sees a nurse giving a guy a blow job.
WTF is this he asks again.
Same condition better insurance

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9550]

Why did hurricanes used to be named only after females? Maybe it’s because you can never figure out what they’re gonna do.

You’re wife is a rental, but she overcharges for blowjobs.

I did your wife last night. She bitched like a whore!

These lips were on your wife’s pussy last night. Why don’t you dust that thing off?

Why do men prefer guns over women?
You can trade an old 44 for a new 22
You can keep one at home while having another on the road
A friend will let you try his for a while if you admire it
Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you have another as a backup
Your gun will always stay with you even when you used up ammo
Guns don’t take up a lot of closet space
Guns function normally all days of the month
The gun won’t ask “do these grips make me look fat?”
A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after finish using it
Guns don’t get jealous of other guns
You can silence a gun, but you can’t a wife

It’s not the dress that makes you look fat. It’s the fat that makes you look fat.

Wife: I want to talk about feelings and emotions.
Husband: Then go to a psychiatrist; that’s what they’re paid to do.

Statistically 25% of women are diagnosed with some form of mental and emotional disorder. Which means that 75% of them haven’t been tested yet.

What do women have in common with Martha Steward? They all have the kitchen in common.

I tried, but you guys came up some pretty good ones. Some of these should be on MGTOW shirts.

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