MGTOW Anthem

[J.R. “Bob” DobbsParticipant 521]

Gentlemen–

Perhaps I’m showing my age, but this was one of my favorite songs when I was a kid. Even back then my latent MGTOW was showing.

Tommy Mottola lives on the road
He lost his lady two months ago
Maybe he’ll find her, maybe he won’t
Oh, we’ll never know…

He sleeps in the back of his big grey Cadillac, oh my honey
Blowing his mind on cheap grass and wine
Oh, ain’t it crazy baby, hey
Guess you could say hey, hey
(La femme fatale est belle, monsieur!)
This man has learned his lesson, no?
Hey, now he’s alone, he’s got no woman and no home
For misery, oh, oh
Cherchez la femme

Miggie, Miggie Bonija’s very upset
She’s sick and tired of living in debt
Tired of roaches, tired of rats, I know she is ooh
So her noble man says
“Baby I understand, oh my honey”
Now he’s working two jobs at Eighth Avenue bars
Oh, ain’t crazy, baby now she complains
(Now she complains…la femme fatale est belle, monsieur!)
That her man is never present, no
So she goes next door,
I know that she’s just playing the whore
Hey for misery, my friend,
Hey, hey, cherchez la femme

(Instrumental break)

They’ll tell you a lie with the Colgate smile, hey baby
Love you one second and hate the next one
Oh, ain’t it crazy, yeah
All I can say, hey, hey
(La femme fatale est belle, monsieur!)
Of one thing I am certain, oh, oh
They’re all the same, all the sluts and the saints
For misery, my friend
Cherchez la femme
Cherchez la femme
Cherchez la femme

(Repeat and fade)

Quote from a former boss: "Don't get married...the fucking you get ain't worth the fucking you get."

[SmeeParticipant 228]

For those with a 70’s rock era bent try this from Uriah Heep.

Shady Lady – Uriah Heep

Lyrics are:-

Out from St. Louie, I wasn’t choosy
I just wanted to get back on the road
I hitched in cars, and worked in bars
Lookin’ for a place to lay down my load
I met a lady, a shady lady
And someone told her I was all on my own
She poured a beer and said “When I’m finished here
Hang around ’cause I’m taking you home

Don’t worry I’ll treat you all right
Don’t worry you can stay all night”
And I thought it was any easy ride
But I didn’t know where I was till I got inside

She said “Okay sonny, give me your money
And don’t start any foolin’ around”
I said “What?” I said “What
Don’t you think you’re turning me upside down”
She said “I don’t care, I’ve been everywhere
And I’ve not been lookin’ for you
But I’ll take you in and give you a spin
You’ll know some tricks by the time we get through”

Shady lady, you want it all your own way
Shady lady, you won’t let go of your prey
Shady lady, eat me up and spit me out
But let’s get started now I know what you’re talkin’ about

Now in the morning, as day was dawning
Shady asked me if I’d stay there awhile
I said “Stay? baby no way”
But I couldn’t keep myself from a smile
I said “Now no bye-bye’s, go in and dry your eyes
That ain’t fittin’ for a lady like you
Why not be smart, and give your life another start
But take care now whatever you do”

Shady lady I’m on my way
Shady lady we’ll meet again one day
And don’t worry ’cause when we do
I’m gonna make sure that there ain’t very much left of you

I gotta get out!

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