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I completely understand a “mother’s pride”. It starts the moment she has unprotected sex and expects to be celebrated for it — wanting everyone to drive out from the city with the Bellini Baby Basket and shower her with gifts and congratulations for that.
…. BEFORE she is actually a “mother”.
Tell you what…. let’s have “the baby shower” 20 years from now when you make sure your daughter doesn’t turn out to be Miley Cyrus.
Then everyone can “congratulate” you.
Here’s “a mothers’ pride“.
CONGRATULATIONS!!! Let’s all dance around and celebrate her ability to “give birth”.
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I have recurring kidney stones that are due to heredity on my maternal side. Since the age of 19 every few years I would get an “renal colic” attack and have to go the emergency. I would never wish this level of pain on anyone.
As far as a birth simulatior………F~~~ THAT If I was forced at gun point I would fight my way out of it, OR die trying!
Why are some saps out there actually saying “ok hun, I’ll try it for you….cause I luv you”…..IDIOTS
Women like to pull the “childbirth” card in order to make themselves look high and mighty to men, but what they fail to realize is that they’re doing the same thing that an animal does. They try to make it look as if fullfilling a simple biological function is equivalent to discovering x-rays, finding new cosmos, harnessing electricity, or creating a vaccine.
Some will say at this point, “Yeah, well, if it wasn’t for childbirth, then you or anything left by humans wouldn’t exist!”, but this is so easily defeated that it isn’t even funny. If it wasn’t for men and their seed, then they wouldn’t even be able to give birth, but do you see men running around saying “I just ejacuated and created life, give me a f~~~ing nobel prize.”??
And don’t even get me started on the “But, it’s oh so painful and oh so terrible, please defecate into my mouth.” defence they use. There have been studies done on the body of a woman in labor, and found that child labor causes the body to release horomones that dampen and dull pain, but in the video above, they never took that into account.
They never injected the subjects with horomones similar to a mother in child labor, they just put them under, unprepared. With that being said, lets take a regular woman, and put her under testing, unprepaired. How about that, buzzingdildofeed?
And as Keymaster above said, if childbirth is soo bad, then why do they so desperately want it? It’s not like someone is pointing a gun at every woman, saying “You will give childbirth, without anesthesia of and sort.” now is there?
Just more propaganda from buzzingdildofeed.
Grumpy, I do agree with you but then it all equals out in the end.
The women’s design to bear offspring plus their ability to stand all the pain that goes with it in all good faith, that on its own seems fair enough but (and now here’s the kicker for equal argument’s sake):
If there was a simulator for women to slip into a man’s body outward appearance like plus the rush of testosterone including their sex drive going all the way into the “red” and then send them out to try and date today’s women (needless to say having to face countless rejections from their actual peers, with which they usually like to bond so often) you bet most of them would give up dating after the first maximum 20 attempted failed dates, because they are clearly not designed to take and/or brush away all the emotional pain resulting from this. So here is our counter argument, guys.
The experiment of Norah Vincent springs to mind again, when she as an “impostor man” some years ago tried this out herself only to ultimately suffer a nervous breakdown, which itself could have still turned out far worse though, if back then she also had the male testosterone level in her blood alongside the original urge to procreate with any random woman she encountered.
Just as a thought of mine for some 2 cents.
Yeah now get women to agree to a 216 monthly payment simulator.
How about for a child that’s not even hers? Try that on and see if it fits.“You men think you’re so tough, you gay f~~s? Try pushing something the size of a watermelon out a hole the size of a lemon which is also called your vagina!”
-Every woman everMen in the Neopolinic age got their legs sawed off with gangrenous saws and no anesthetic. Now that’s some PAIN! Where’s your cute and stupid fruit analogy now? Have you ever had a zucchini the size of your leg cut in half by a carrot which was a rusty saw? F~~~ off.
Childbirth, whether it’s completely disgusting or not, is a beautiful thing. In the case of baby boys being born, you could be witnessing the first breaths of the next Picasso or Pavarotti or the guy who played Herman Munster. In the case of baby women, you’re witnessing something special too probably. The point is, as a man I would never sink so low as to equate the act of childbirth to some perverse squishing of fruits and vegetables through other fruits and vegetables. Is this human life we’re talking about or a recipe for a fruit salad? What the f~~~?
The only women who use this argument are teenage women or childless, unmarried harpies. The fact is….. today’s modern mother is so doped up on morphine and chocolate …. she doesn’t even know who the father is when it comes time to popping the poor bastard out.
I bet if they made a simulator to let women feel like they’re being filled with a bunch of testosterone, while getting nagged at for not washing a few dishes or closing the toilet lid down, and getting hit nonstop while constantly having their manhood degraded by society on a daily basis, they’d stop within 10 seconds. If that. They can’t handle being constantly degraded by society, being rejected multiple times on dates, or resist the urge to hit a bitch while she’s hitting and nagging you in public and she can do NOTHING about it.
Women never bring up the problems men face in today’s world. They just ignore them. Men endure thousands of times more pain each day and we’re still being dragged down by entitled c~~~s.
Oh, and to Keymaster, pretty much all women of all generations bitch about childbirth and want men to do it. My mom was raised in a Tradcon household. She, my older cousins, and my aunts bitch about it and they then blame the children for having their bodies ruined by “the child”. They can’t own up to the fact they chose to have their bodies go through that s~~~.
Apparently the BuzzFeed cast is full of manginas. I’d say they’re worse than manginas, but I don’t have a better word than mangina.
@ MadGammer, that’s a T-1000 Gynomangina!
BY AND FAR, men endure much more pain than a woman does over a lifetime! Sit in any emergency room and watch the parade of gruesome injuries that arrive from work sites where man are the sacrificial hamburger to keep things running! From electrical burns to chainsaws embedded into a mans body after a fall from tree.
They’re a bunch of whinny ungrateful self-absorbed over-entitled little t~~~s, complaining about how their shoes are the wrong color to men that lost their feet! MEN ENDURE MUCH GREATER PAIN!
So to women I say; “go s~~~ out your womb turd and stop complaining!”……Men in the Neopolinic age got their legs sawed off with gangrenous saws and no anesthetic. Now that’s some PAIN!
Hey KM. There’s no “on the job morphine” when a man gets mutilated he endures the same pain men felt thorough history!
The guys on the Buzzfeed channel should just go ahead and slit their b~~~~ack open, take out their b~~~~, and replace them with bloody tampons. Manginas like these really p~~~ me off. But, at the same time, I just find it hilarious they’re making themselves look like idiots.
Some will say at this point, “Yeah, well, if it wasn’t for childbirth, then you or anything left by humans wouldn’t exist!”, but this is so easily defeated that it isn’t even funny. If it wasn’t for men and their seed, then they wouldn’t even be able to give birth, but do you see men running around saying “I just ejacuated and created life, give me a f~~~ing nobel prize.”??
Exactly what I tell them – in any setting. “Men do all the work and women expect us to! Unless she asks him out, gets his number, picks him up, pays for dinner, calls back even after he flakes, makes the first move, proposes, does all the work in bed … you never get to take credit for where babies come from. Ever.”
There is a reason nobody throws a man a “baby shower” for merely having unprotected sex.
Because it’s a JOKE.You can actually make one of these clueless harpies cry this way. Its fun!
Oh, and to Keymaster, pretty much all women of all generations bitch about childbirth and want men to do it. My mom was raised in a Tradcon household.
My mother was a registered nurse and was in labour for 18 hours. I was due on the 27th and born on the 19th of the following month – 3 weeks late. She doesn’t call me up on my birthday and say “F~~~ YOU!!!! YOU RIPPED ME TO SHREDS!!!! GO BACK TO SLEEP!!!!”.
.She told me the “pain” its the first thing a woman forgets and the female body is DESIGNED to forget – so that she will be fully willing have another one. She KNOWS “the pain of childbirth” bulls~~~ is fraud perpetrated and perpetuated by women onto men to make them unbearable to live with.
Even we know “the pain of child birth” is crap because women will reach into the garbage can to extract the sperm from a discarded condom to try and fertilize themselves. If childbirth were nearly as unbearable as living with a woman, we wouldn’t see single mothers with 15 kids.
… but men tell each other all the time “don’t f~~~ing sign a marriage contract for any reason you dumb s~~~.”
Because THAT’s truly painful.
If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.For those women that complain about childbirth in having kids.
My response is C section or surrogacy. Take your pick.
And if women keep their legs closed they don’t have to worry about getting pregnant.
You women complain about men spreading their legs, will you need to live by example and close your legs first.
Women NEVER complain about birthing pain unless it is to try to make themselves martyrs in the eyes of
menthemselves. My mother had 7 big babies, but I would have never known it was even uncomfortable from talking to her, Or my grandmothers, aunts, etc. They said, paraphrasing a bit, “Oh yeah, it was tough, but.. baby!” No bitching. Women now make a big deal about it before they even have kids.
I once dislocated a shoulder while swimming, I had to A) not panic, B) float on my back and carefully pull my shoulder down by the elbow and drop it back into place to get it to go back in so I could C) not drown. Sometimes you just have to deal with pain when it comes.
I can’t claim that it was as bad as childbirth, but pain is pain, and having kids is natural and VOLUNTARY.
Oh, and >30% of births (in America), are now by cesarean section under a general anesthetic, so what does that mean to the equation?"I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that I do is the longest sentence?" - George Carlin
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Keymaster Wrote:
There is a reason nobody throws a man a “baby shower” for merely having unprotected sex.
Because it’s a JOKE.The fact that a woman get celebrated for fullfilling a biological function over a man is enough to show who really has it better. It’s why they, so desperately, try to impregnate themselves.
But women still like to pretend they are the ones to have it rough.
If some c~~~ tries to say they have it harder, shut them down with facts and observations, it’s fun to do.
enough to show who really has it better
If you want to know who really has it better…. just look at Caitlyn Jenner.
The first time she got a fame and a medal for anything – “she” had to be the fastest man in the world.This time around, she put on a wig and a dress.
Women get celebrated (and expect it!) for doing sweet f~~~ all.If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.This reminds me on a episode were Al Bundy was reading a magazine called:
“Pregnant Father”
Lol
Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.
Most women want kids, it’s natural. But to make us men feel guilty because of f~~~ing BIOLOGY is a stupid thing to do.
When you get right down to it, shaming language is all they have got once you’ve proven immune to their feminine charms and wiles.
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womb turd
When I first heard that euphemism , I laughed my head clear off. It’s because of the way women were always likening childbirth to “s~~~ting a watermelon”. Well OK, if you say so!! if you want to continually reduce childbirth down to “s~~~ting”, then congratulations!!!…. you just had a “womb turd”.
Damn thats’ hilarious.
Hallmark should really put it on a card.If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.So…
now that men can feel the pains of birth…
can women please stop bitching about how “all of the pain that a man endures in his life doesn’t come close to adding up to the pains of labour” ?
If i take this birth simulator… would that give me the right to bitch at all of the feminist c~~~s, telling them that they got nothing on me because they’ll never feel the pains of birth?
😀
My Goal: To Leave Society.
I have to say that’s the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen…
Some will say at this point, “Yeah, well, if it wasn’t for childbirth, then you or anything left by humans wouldn’t exist!”, but this is so easily defeated that it isn’t even funny. If it wasn’t for men and their seed, then they wouldn’t even be able to give birth, but do you see men running around saying “I just ejacuated and created life, give me a f~~~ing nobel prize.”??
Exactly what I tell them – in any setting. “Men do all the work and women expect us to! Unless she asks him out, gets his number, picks him up, pays for dinner, calls back even after he flakes, makes the first move, proposes, does all the work in bed … you never get to take credit for where babies come from. Ever.”
There is a reason nobody throws a man a “baby shower” for merely having unprotected sex.
Because it’s a JOKE.You can actually make one of these clueless harpies cry this way. Its fun!
Oh, and to Keymaster, pretty much all women of all generations bitch about childbirth and want men to do it. My mom was raised in a Tradcon household.
My mother was a registered nurse and was in labour for 18 hours. I was due on the 27th and born on the 19th of the following month – 3 weeks late. She doesn’t call me up on my birthday and say “F~~~ YOU!!!! YOU RIPPED ME TO SHREDS!!!! GO BACK TO SLEEP!!!!”.
.She told me the “pain” its the first thing a woman forgets and the female body is DESIGNED to forget – so that she will be fully willing have another one. She KNOWS “the pain of childbirth” bulls~~~ is fraud perpetrated and perpetuated by women onto men to make them unbearable to live with.
Even we know “the pain of child birth” is crap because women will reach into the garbage can to extract the sperm from a discarded condom to try and fertilize themselves. If childbirth were nearly as unbearable as living with a woman, we wouldn’t see single mothers with 15 kids.
… but men tell each other all the time “don’t f~~~ing sign a marriage contract for any reason you dumb s~~~.”
Because THAT’s truly painful.
What I meant was is that they bitch about jokingly but they’re actually serious when they actually joke about it. My older cousin and my mom were joking about it one time and they basically said “my body is ruined because she had kids, we gained weight and everything, blah, blah, blah.”
It was never in a mean spirited way when they were saying it, but yes, they meant what they were saying even if they were joking about it.
In modern western society, the act of giving birth to a child is a choice that a woman makes. Complaining about the pain associated with that choice is like complaining about the cost of a Ferrari.
I’m with Leykis on this one. A man does his one bit… injecting sperm into a woman. Sometimes he doesn’t even do that (donors, sperm jacking, etc) and then he’s out. He has no more choice in the matter. It’s 100% up to the woman whether or not to bring that baby to term and push it out of her vagina. In addition to the numerous forms of birth control she could have employed before the conception, several of which would have prevented conception even in the event of rape, she now has a number of options including morning after, abortion pills, abortion itself, and c-section birth as well as the best efforts that modern medicine has to make the experience as comfortable and painless as possible, or she can squat in a wading pool in a yurt if she thinks that’s better.
In any case, it’s all about choices for her so how am I supposed to feel bad for her for exercising her choice to do what her body is designed to do or give her praise for doing it either, for that matter? A woman can be blacked out drunk when she conceives and in a coma or even dead when she delivers so it’s not like she has to be an active participant in either of those parts, anyway.
Men have to do things against their will for the good of society that are far more physically and psychologically damaging than getting laid and delivering a baby but when they come back from doing those things, they’re tossed in the gutter by society and treated like murderers or worse… but every time a woman has a baby she’s treated like she’s the mother of f~~~ing God.
So really, a woman and her baby… I couldn’t give a s~~~. I look at a pregnant woman pretty much the way I look at an occupied stall in a public toilet.
I have to say that’s the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen…
I’m right there with you.
A woman can be blacked out drunk when she conceives and in a coma or even dead when she delivers so it’s not like she has to be an active participant in either of those parts, anyway.
4 out 9 months are no effort either, and judging by all the rubber ducky photos on facebook , cutesy pictures and pastel painting parties it really doesn’t look like they are gearing up for any real “pain”.
Men have to do things against their will for the good of society that are far more physically and psychologically damaging than getting laid and delivering a baby but when they come back from doing those things, they’re tossed in the gutter by society and treated like murderers or worse…
We call it “duty”. Women don’t have that. Women trying to teach men what its’ like to give birth is like a fireman saying “oh my god this is so hard you have no idea how hot it is in here”. Strap me into that baby simulator and I will giggle like women receiving her first alimony check.
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