Meme: Pre- and Post-Apocalypse

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[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22521]

Bitches got to be careful after the apocalypse. The man might not be looking to f~~~ her. He might be looking for something to eat.

See the ending of “A Boy and His Dog” to see an example of this. In the film, the bitch picked the wrong guy to monkey branch to.

[ghostParticipant]

Faust For Science wrote:

Bitches got to be careful after the apocalypse. The man might not be looking to f~~~ her. He might be looking for something to eat.

LOL

[joetechParticipant]

After the apocalypse, if she can’t make gasoline out of cactus needles or hunt, or fish…she’s useless.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Men are the only ones who will suffer and die in the apocalypse.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

If apocalypse happens and I manage (not gonna try in the slightest) to become a hard boiled survivor.

Women I see, women who wold be left to die.

Why?

If I help her, she will murder me in my sleep.

And that’s a sure thing.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[redCanine3669Participant 90]

if there’s an apocalypse, i’d be one of the first men to die.

if i somehow survive, i’d probably stalk the woman a bit. she might lead me to some post-apocalypse community of survivors. or she might get attacked by some wild animals and would be a good bait for me to plan and ambush better prey to eat.

but whatever i do, i’m not going to romance her. don’t know what diseases these women have, and that won’t change after an apocalypse. and i have a creepy personality anyhow, so she wouldn’t want to be my friend for long. i’d probably strip her of her resources though, because it’s an apocalypse.

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