Mckayla Maroney Today (Duck Face Olympian)

[QuellParticipant 2538]

Anyone remember this special little snowflake? She took the silver medal in gymnastics a few years back in the Olympics and made the first real “duck face” because she didn’t win the gold. This stupid duck face spawned a whole host of idiot women selfies which took off. Remember how smug she was?

Well apparently her 15 minutes of fame is approaching its end. Ha! Her gymnastics days are over.She even admits that her face has “filled out” and is now focusing on her singing career. I’m sure that will just skyrocket!

Gotta say I’m smiling at this one. I always like to see arrogant dicks get their just desserts from Karma.

http://nypost.com/2016/07/18/life-after-the-mckayla-maroney-face/

[Anonymous 54]

My first wife made that stupid face. It took me years to figure out what it means. It is a combination of frustration and resignation.

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

That’s the face you make when you have a bit of steak between your teeth.

Either that or the battery has run out in her pleasure eggs.

Or she’s been asked what does 1 + 1 equal.

I just can’t tell.

[OldBillParticipant]

Those little gymnasts lead a horrific life during their brief competitive careers. In the beginning they’re selected more for body type than anything else and then shipped off to training centers where they’re fed a diet which, among other things, delays puberty. Gymnasts have just as bad as child actors do, including dealing with “stage moms” and “kiddie f~~~ers”.

Maroney has been set up to fail. Instant, yet fleeting, celebrity combined with a life whose sole focus has been removed. She’s only 20 and over half her life was spent training for and competing in something she can no longer do. She’s been told she’s a special snowflake for all that time – and has the medals to prove it – but now no one even knows her name.

Women are attention whores and validation junkies by nature, but this little bitch was mainlining fame for several years only to have her pusher cut off her supply. She’s basically f~~~ed. Even if she manages to fashion some sort of life and career, she’s still going to be pining for the “good old days”. No career success, no husband and no number of children are ever going to fill that hole.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

Just another reason why I hate memes.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Jesis christ look at those fake lips on the juice picture (I refuse to say smoothie because that word sucks. F~~~, I said it), total bimbo, empty-headed, only her looks would attract guys. Mindless guys, at that.

Honestly, I thought she looked kinda cute when I saw the medal picture the first time, but goddamn she’s changed, and not for the better.

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Nerevar wrote:

Jesis christ look at those fake lips on the juice picture (I refuse to say smoothie because that word sucks. F~~~, I said it), total bimbo, empty-headed, only her looks would attract guys. Mindless guys, at that.

Honestly, I thought she looked kinda cute when I saw the medal picture the first time, but goddamn she’s changed, and not for the better.

PS, she didn’t make a duckface, Click here for real ones. Beware though, they’re WAY uglier than medalc~~~.

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

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