Masturbation Is Better Than Women

[Darth SinParticipant 576]

Gents, feast yer eyes on this:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAsqBNK6RYg&feature=youtu.be

Best thing I have seen all day.

[SimpleLifeParticipant 439]

Lol. Yes indeed.

[Zuberi TauParticipant 10606]

Hell, masturbation is safer than women.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/04/15/feminists-privilege-sexually-transmitted-disease/

[CPT ObviousParticipant 2727]

“You are starting to persuade me in a creepy kind of way.”

Indeed.

"You don't know a woman till you have met her in divorce court."

[AnthonyParticipant 2281]

You know what’s even better than masturbation? Fleshlights.

Who needs a real vagina when you have those?

Once you have a Fleshlight real vaginas become worthless.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

I’m waitng for the day sexbots are a regular thing. When they’re cheap, I know what I’m going to buy!

Don’t care about females anymore, just let me be at home and f~~~ my sexbot while I watch the things I like. No nagging, no bitching, a remote to shut it up and I can unload inside the bot whenever I feel like doing it. Awesome.

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[Anonymous 3]

This video made me think. Its true!

I do prefer to masturbate than to have sex with “my” woman. And funny enough, I used to masturbate in the morning and in the night, and I would not ask her for anything. I was quite sure that I would not get it, and I had a bitter taste of thinking she didn’t want to if I got. That was a major turnoff.

Sure, my brain keeps telling me that sex is a wonderful thing, just like an alcoholic when thinking on booze. But its getting less convincing every day.

Porn is getting uninteresting. I can no longer watch the professional stars, as they fail to show anything else than boredom. Either I got good at reading them or women are to fare gone to even pretend.
For some time I was int amateur porn, at least some of it was more real. But even that is beginning to look contrived and some of it borders degeneration: cuckold and stuff.

I dont know if that is good or bad. I can only hope that I lose interest in sex for good!

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

I think I currently have around 8 fleshlights.

Definately cheaper than the real thing. The main advantage however is in the amount of time saved.

A fleshlight has got to be one of the greatest time savers ever invented.

[VarunParticipant 2981]

Masturbation is great but it should not take too much of our time in the day. 10-15 mins max. Or maybe an hour max.

On another note, is it really true that if you have sex with a woman at daybreak, she won’t get pregnant? Just came over this in Biology.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[CPT ObviousParticipant 2727]

Varun wrote:

Or maybe an hour

You’re going to get tennis elbow. Or hairy palms. Or go blind. Or something like that….

"You don't know a woman till you have met her in divorce court."

[VarunParticipant 2981]

CPT Obvious wrote:

Varun wrote:

Or maybe an hour

You’re going to get tennis elbow. Or hairy palms. Or go blind. Or something like that….

You forgot ‘getting short’.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[Anonymous 11]

Prefer Peace to Piece wrote:

A fleshlight has got to be one of the greatest time savers ever invented.

It is the greatest no dating, no spending, no drama, no nagging, no cheating, and no speaking. I could buy mine candy, card and flowers, and it would not even run off with Chad.

Good pussy does feel just a little bit better than a properly lubed Fleshlight, but it’s the rest of the baggage that a woman brings that really tips the scales over to masturbation.

The damn IT training equipment is eating into my sleeve budget, but I’ll be able to buy even more sleeves in the future.

[BadgerParticipant 2277]

There is good reason women oppose masturbation, fleshlights, and porn. They all take away women’s main power to exploit a man’s fundamental biological vulnerability.

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