Married Men Don't Have Weekends

[Anonymous 6]

I have noticed a friend of mine never has any weekends. It is always birthday party after birthday party or wedding after wedding. And, if there are no birthday parties or weddings, he must either go shopping for the wife (to improve something on the house) or do home repair.

The grind of working does suck. But not having weekends? That sucks even more. What a crappy life that must be. I am glad I am not married. I can relieve stress on the weekend, relax, cook, and enjoy my hobbies.

It literally is stunning how married men do not get to control their free time. Married men can’t question their situation; they have no time to think!

Have you noticed married friends who are ‘always doing something’ on a weekend which almost translates as shuttling kids around or attending wifey’s relatives’ wedding/birthday/anniversary/some other stupid thing?

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

Worse yet, when my brother was married to his first wife, it’s like he disappeared off the planet. What used to be a fun guy into partying and cars suddenly became unavailable and just …. gone.

I mean he was there, I could call him at his house, but little to none of the guy I grew up with seemed to be left.

No he’s married to a filipino import jobby, and at least he seems to be the “man of the house” and can choose his own destiny up to a point.

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10907]

Title should be “Married men don’t have lives”.
When I was married a lot of my weekends were spent at birthday parties, weddings, graduations and first holy communion celebrations with family members on HER side of the family. Every time a second or third cousin had something to celebrate, the ex-wife RSVPed us. It was ridiculous. We didn’t just go there to make an appearance either. Sometimes we were there for 3-5 hours for some little s~~~ that the ex wasn’t even sure who he/she was.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[Truthseeker82Participant 6406]

When you start looking forward to Monday-then you know your life is s~~~. Life is short to give up one minute to some obnoxious wife, let alone 2 out of 7 days a week when a man should be enjoying the fruits of his labor.

[foghornleghornParticipant 3449]

I wish men were told about these things before they get married. I doubt any guy actually sits around thinking about how he would love to spend his days at Bed Bath and Beyond or Pier 1 Imports or one of the other stores that cater to the insane females who are clueless about money

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10907]

foghornleghorn wrote:

I wish men were told about these things before they get married. I doubt any guy actually sits around thinking about how he would love to spend his days at Bed Bath and Beyond or Pier 1 Imports or one of the other stores that cater to the insane females who are clueless about money

Websites like this and the internet in general are helping to spread the truth about marriage. I would’ve killed to have a resource like this website to browse through before I got married.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[Anonymous 42]

My weekend began in 1997 and hasn’t ended since!

[GrumpyParticipant]

Mr. Spock wrote:

Title should be “Married men don’t have lives”.

I would make it “Married men don’t have their own lives”.
Married = its all about her
Married with kids = its all about them, but mostly her.

Strangest thing having someone else dictating every aspect of your time to you. Sounds like prison to me.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[Won'tGetFooledAgainParticipant 3293]

Married with children and your weekends are gone forever. First of all you will never get a lie in again, you will be waking up before 6AM every, single day.

You will spend your weekend doing all the chores your wife “didn’t have time” to do during the week between 9AM and 3:00PM while the children are at school and she had nothing to do. I guarantee the sink will be full of dirty dishes and the kitchen will not have been touched since you cleaned it the previous weekend.

Then there is the gardening to do and any maintenance the cars requires. When washing her car get more and more p~~~ed off with all the new dents, scratches and kerbed alloys you notice. Do not mention any of this damage as she will get s~~~ty with you and announce “it is just a car!” (that you are paying for).

You will probably have to run the children to at least one birthday party, if not you will have to spend the rest of the day visiting her family.

Any free time will be filled with DIY or yet more s~~~ test shopping trips where she spends your money on s~~~ she doesn’t need.

Do not even try to instigate sex as she will be “too tired”, “stressed” or “not feeling well”. If you persist in your attempts she will tell you to “stop pawing me” and how “after a week with the children I can’t just turn it on you know”.

Once the kids have gone to bed spend the evening watching spirit crushing reality TV programs on separate couches while she is on Facebook seeking Validation from orbiters and looking for your possible replacement.

Have you ever noticed the guy in the car park in the minivan with the shell shocked look on his face? He will be loading his screaming kids into the car while his fat wife puts the shopping in the boot? That is married life, constantly thinking how the f~~~ did this happen. One minute you were banging that hot chick who constantly wanted to give you blow jobs then one day you are the guy above.

Don’t fall for it, the blow jobs are just a trap.

For women, everything eventually boils down to Alpha Fucks, Beta Bucks.

[BeeParticipant 700]

Notice it? I’m living it. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve wondered wtf happened. My time is not my own.

Either I’m watching s~~~ty tv (child or woman programming), working on the house, shopping or just being there doing nothing. And child sports are the absolute worst.

I used to be a fun person. She even said once “you’re boring” no I’m not. I have no time or money to to fun things and we have nothing in common.

The beginning it’s kind oof fun and I was so proud of my blue pill ways. S~~~, my wife didn’t touch a gas pump for the first five years of driving. Now….

[RennieParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

My weekend began in 1997 and hasn’t ended since!

MGTower parties like it’s 1997 – all the time.

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