Married man and women cheating at the workplace

[Professor ChaosParticipant 489]

So I’m playing golf with a married guy I work with yesterday. Conversation ensues.

Married Guy: “Hey Professor Chaos, do you think Jennifer is shady.”
Professor Chaos: “About as shady as the average women. Why?”
Married Guy: “I’ve been dating her.”
Professor: “I don’t know, man. But you’re married with no kids. Just get divorced now.”

I didn’t ask for further details because the situation disgusted (but didn’t surprise) me.

This guy is a 42 years old, short, overweight, and bald. And a nice guy, not a Chad by any means. A pussy beggar for sure.

She is a 30 year 7 with no kids. Nice ass, average face, small t~~~.

She will probably break his heart and he’s unaware that he’s just a guy in her harem and she’ll drop him soon.

This situation isn’t uncommon. It happens all the time where I work. Married women and girls in long term relationships try to seduce me all the time at work. I will not reciprocate because I’ve dipped my pen in company ink before and it was a complete nightmare.

Women (all women, without exception) and bluepill men have absolutely no honor or loyalty.

Stay single and don’t make work the dating game, my friends.

[AwakenedParticipant 35202]

Professor Chaos wrote:

I’ve dipped my pen in company ink before and it was a complete nightmare

Married guy is risking his livelihood as well as a potentially “Messy” divorce over a Piece of Office Ass.

Not a WISE move, but that’s NOT your problem.

About all you can do is sit back, and watch the s~~~ show as it unfolds, and be grateful that you’re NOT him when it all comes crashing down.

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[Anonymous 42]

This married chick I was with told me all the office girls were doing it, they jokingly called their boyfriends boytoys! Worcester Massachusetts 1990s’, no s~~~!

I’m on the first rocket outta here!

[Anonymous 11]

Professor Chaos wrote:

a nice guy, not a Chad by any means. A pussy beggar

What resource is she extracting from him?

[Professor ChaosParticipant 489]

Anonymous wrote:

Professor Chaos wrote:

a nice guy, not a Chad by any means. A pussy beggar

What resource is she extracting from him?

Good question, CPig. He’s in an entry level role and so is she so it’s not money. And I’m not trying to judge guys attractiveness but he’s a schlub physically.

I think it’s an emotional tampon situation/attention type parasitic dynamic. She probably let him hit once or twice and now he’s in the process of being friend-zoned but it’s “dating” to him.

[Anonymous 11]

Hmmm… She is playing an angle somewhere. He’s a branch in the tree canopy.

Professor Chaos wrote:

I think it’s an emotional tampon situation/attention type parasitic dynamic

Been there, and it sucks to be that guy.

[Professor ChaosParticipant 489]

Anonymous wrote:

Hmmm… She is playing an angle somewhere. He’s a branch in the tree canopy.

Professor Chaos wrote:

I think it’s an emotional tampon situation/attention type parasitic dynamic

Been there, and it sucks to be that guy.

You and I both, brutha.

Never again.

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