Married couples TMI

[OneTrueMisfitSpectator 2690]

Inspired from “Bragging about sexual exploits” from DanceMyOwnWay:

The times when a married person or couple around you (friends, family, co-workers) openly discuss their sexual exploits with each other.

“Gonna go stick it in the old lady’s ass later.”

Married couples seem to be some of the worst offenders. I mean, I know that basically for the men in the relationship, bragging about sex is all they have but still I don’t want to hear about that. Keep that to yourself buddy.

Don't care

[Anonymous 18]

If the wife is hot and doesn’t mind sharing how she enjoys bending over for her hubby at poolside while kids play lego upstairs …. I mean who am I to judge?

[HitmanParticipant]

i don’t want to hear about what a couple does sexually.
it’s offensive.
it’s very low class.
it shows a lack of respect for themselves.
.
the sanctity of marriage is a thing of the past,
like the institution of marriage itself.
dead.
.
to add insult to this ,
what a couple does in the bedroom is between THEM,
i’m NOT interested in what it takes to keep a sexual relationship going between 2 people who have been married for years..
.
and it’s probably BULLS~~~ anyway.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

They like to brag, because they only do it once a month. If he’s lucky.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

I can top that married TMI stuff.

During my blue pill era, while not married to the pumpkin I was with at the time. A couple of my buddy’s were over and about to leave when my pumpkin got back from the gym.

My buddy’s never believed me that she was a full on porn star in the bedroom because all they ever witnessed was her good girl persona, cooking dinner while talking about the difference between regular parsley and Italian parsley, going to her women’s Bible study on Wednesdays,etc

So when she walked in, I told her to get in the bedroom because she needed to suck c~~~ and get f~~~ed again. And she said ‘Okay, okay’ and was embarrassed that my buddy’s were there. And then I brought up some sexual stuff we did the night before. And my bro’s were like WTF?

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