Married couple fighting like children

[AnthonyParticipant 2281]

My parents are exactly like this on almost a daily basis. This is exactly why I use headphones when I’m around them:

Once you have a Fleshlight real vaginas become worthless.

[KaidoParticipant 2395]

This is why I will never hang around couples or go on any double dating spree. F~~~ this s~~~.

What people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle. Rise above. Focus on science.

[WallyParticipant]

Hell on Earth!

"what a waste of a life, to marry, give up your freedom, just for the hope of not dying alone. Don't get married Son."

[Mr. ManParticipant 2916]

I couldn’t tolerate being around that kind of arguing for two seconds. But what’s almost as bad are the awkward silences that form between my married friends when, usually the wife, makes some snide, little remark to the husband that makes everyone at the table wonder if we should all just go home. Nothing sours the mood of a good time more than an unhappy woman.

[GrumpyParticipant]

Negative attention is still attention.

Some people will go to great lengths to be the centre of attention regardless of what the consequences to others in the area are.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[OldBillParticipant]

Cinnamon buns. They’re fighting about cinnamon buns.

Think about that for a minute.

All that noise, grief, screaming, and tumult over cinnamon buns.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

She says she ate whatever out of love, but then she wants to be appreciated and him to worship her for making such a big selfless act. That’s not love.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

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