Marriage is prostitution

[BeerParticipant 11832]

Interesting graph…the closer those two lines get the greater your chance of getting f~~~ed over in a divorce lol.

[Rolling Tin FistParticipant 484]

Nah, I’m married. Legal prostitution is the better deal. A sanctioned agreement; X for consideration, prior to exchange, and a moderator of sorts (read: pimp) to make sure everyone gets what they came for.

"Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another" - H. L. Mencken

[BDParticipant 1146]

Anonymous wrote:

So no, it’s not prostitution, it’s more like a scam.

Not just marriage, buying her a drink at the bar, paying for her dinner, think of all the money you waste to make yourself look presentable so that you can participate in this scam…..

Dates:
Cost: time,money, clothes, effort FOR potential sex?
Risks: false rape allegation, STDs, pregnancy trap.

Marriage:
Cost: Give up everything FOR some action, nagging, paying for her, in-laws
Risks: Lose everything plus your sanity, kids and maybe your dog. Pregnancy trap.
Extra bonus: Go to jail for a false accusation. Retirement age becomes much older. Your children can be used as weapons against you. Endless list of evil. Scam might be an understatement for this category. Slavery/blackmail/ransom/extortion.

Prostitution:
Lose money FOR guaranteed sex.
Risks: STDs, pregnancy but not likely.

It is disrespectful to myself to pay women to spend time with me. It’s all a scam. But the prostitute appears to be the much better decision when analysed.

Because in order to be able to think, you have to risk being offensive.

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10917]

I’ve thought this same thing. I agree with Sidecar, prostitutes deliver on their promises. Even if you get ripped off, you’re out a couple hundred or so. With a wife you are out the money that you invested before the marriage and all money you spend during the marriage. God forbid if she decides to cash in her divorce ticket.
With prostitutes, if you decide to stop seeing her, she doesn’t get to take you to court and take your children, property, car and possessions nor does she get to garnish your wages/retirement until you die. Furthermore, prostitutes will treat you better because as long as they are working in the sex business, they want to keep you as a client. Be ignorant and there are plenty of other pros who will gladly accept me as a client and my money. A wife has ZERO incentive to keep you happy. They know that a lot of men don’t want to take the hit of going through a divorce so their attitude is basically, “what are you going to do about it?”
In the long run, prostitution is a better deal than marriage.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[BigDParticipant 3024]

I thought this was a known thing. I suppose you can look at it two ways.

1. Marriage: You pay her to shut up and hopefully not take half or more of your s~~~.
2. Prostitution: You pay her to leave.

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

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