He’s failing a lot of s~~~ tests, so he won’t have to worry about initiating a divorce.
She’ll be having an affair with a ‘worthy’ man very soon, if not already… and soon after, when she files for divorce she’ll have no remorse for eviscerating the OP.
OP, video games and guitars ARE a waste of time now. You had your chance to stand up for ’em, but you didn’t didn’t. You lost ’em the moment you let those items even become debatable.
OP, you need to bring home a new gun, or a fixer-upper motorcycle or small stinky fishing boat. These things are manly, and benefit her ZERO.
Your wife will target the new gun/bike/boat, and when she does you say, “I’m a grown ass man, I work, I provide for my family. I can buy myself a motherf~~~ing gun/bike/boat if I want to, and it’s not your decision to make”.
You need to role play this mentally beforehand, and be prepared. She’ll nag, “When are you going to be done?”. You say, “When I f~~~ing tell you”.
You have to be over the top in your posturing, so there is no perceived weakness. If she detects weakness, it’ll invite a debate, a debate she’ll expect to win because she’s been dominating you, bro.
Again, don’t even think about trying this with your x-box or Gibson Les Paul. You already surrendered territory, and you don’t don’t have the ninja training engrained yet to go behind enemy lines to rescue the guitar/x-box. The wife has the better training, and controls that territory.
You need every advantage if you want to be successful. So start on virgin ground, have a programmed and rehearsed response for every comment she can possibly make (and she will), when you bring home the gun/motorcycle/boat. This way, you’ve already made six moves before the chess match starts. It’s your only chance. She’s a better chess player than you right now, so you need a head start.
She’s trained you, like a ring master trains a giant elephant, like a pedophile grooms a child. You are conditioned to be her victim.
You gotta reprogram your head, and find some b~~~~.
Don’t fight fair. Set traps:
Come in the house and open the refrigerator with black greasy hands. When she bitches, tell her you’re busy and she can clean the mess instead of opening her f~~~ing mouth.
Clean a stinking trout right in the kitchen sink. Leave some blood on the counter, and fry that stinking f~~~er up. When she complains about the smell, laugh it off and ask her how she’d feel if you made a stinkface like that when you go down on her.
Refinish some motorcycle hardware, and bake the paint on in the oven.
Wash the dog with her $25/bottle Gucci shampoo, and leave the bottle outside covered in dog hair.
You’re going to have confrontations about this, but when you do what I wrote above, the fight will be on her territory, not yours.
This is why the Army goes to Afghanistan to fight the jihadis, instead of hosting. We don’t want the rubble on our streets.
She’ll be focused on the target you provide (greasy fingerprints on the refrigerator) instead of finding her own target, like your guitar.
Lastly, grown assed men like John Wayne and Steve McQueen never would’ve been respected for playing sissy video games.
PuniShredder 3 years ago.
