Marriage Flowchart

[surfdude12Participant 4103]

Hey guys, I’ve never been married but can those of you that have verify if the below Flowchart is accurate???? 🙂

[ghostParticipant]

Pretty f~~~ing accurate. I haven’t been married but this has happened to me. I hate F~~~book, InstaF~~~, SnapF~~~ and the rest of the f~~~ing bulls~~~.

[AutoliteParticipant]

ghost wrote:

Pretty f~~~ing accurate.

Indeed. Especially the part where she gets the dog too… 🙁

[RemovedParticipant 4676]

Sounds right, except I was able to prove my ex was sleeping around after separating. She tried to get me to have sex with her, but I refused, being the law states one year of no sex for the divorce. As such, she went and had sex with someone else, and my atty was able to use that. The judge allowed her no money and even made her pay for the divorce. It was the best scenario.

[Anonymous 18]

Tyrone. He knows exactly when to show up.

He cums and she goes.

[RemovedParticipant 4676]

The best time to get with a woman is right after a divorce or long term relationship that is ended. They will be the nicest and most giving during this time, to prove they were wronged and how perfect they are. it is a facade of course, so it will fade, but it is nice to enjoy that moment of a good woman.

[Lee22Participant 126]

Wow very similar to what happened to me.. Right after we separated I was able to guess her password and there it was all the private messages with her and her co-worker through F~~~book

[surfdude12Participant 4103]

Anonymous wrote:

Tyrone. He knows exactly when to show up.

He cums and she goes.

I’m shocked Tyrone isn’t killed every time. He knows she’s married thus must be constantly looking over his shoulder

[Anonymous 18]

surfdude12 wrote:

I’m shocked Tyrone isn’t killed every time. He knows she’s married thus must be constantly looking over his shoulder

Not true. Tyrone gets the last laugh because the cheating whore of a wife actually will defend Tyrone. The blame is solely on the blue piller for being a good husband.

Tyrone is installation disk of Windows 98 ME. He improves boot times.

Blue piller quick format. Clean hard disk. Reinstall. Cupcake is happy again.

No one kills Tyrone. Unless cupcake says he raped her. Then blue piller cuck husband suddenly re-discovers his b~~~~. Albeit temporarily.

[JVBParticipant]

Well never been married or kids but have been dumped for a richer chad type. Accurate yet equally hilarious.

Peace is > piece.

[Artboy99Participant 369]

never got married, never wanted to. MGTOW since 1996.

[Anonymous 0]

Yup, I lost mine like that, little comments on her facebook, I never worried about

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

My marriage flowchart:

[Anonymous 43]

fuk me, a flow chart of my blue pill life

then a couple years of this:

until I found this:

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