MANGINAS at the OFFICE

[Freeman_KParticipant 3524]

Anonymous wrote:

Sweet mother of god – listening to them, they make my eyes gloss over…

In debt on the mansion, payments on two cars, school loans, corrective eye surgery, landscapers, new kitchens, private schools, soccer, baseball, christenings, weddings (with no alcohol), church groups, lice, shopping, surgery for the f~~~ing dog, parent teacher conventions, new handbags, pool repairs, cat run over by car, shoes, girls night out, total bats~~~ nuts mother in laws, parasitic brother/sister in laws, f~~~ing disney hell vacations, funerals, wakes, town meetings, PTA, girlscouts, boyscouts, bookclubs, parents coming over, cooking, YMCA, cleaning, painting, crying, bitching, idiot sibling s~~~, Christmas f~~~ing hell, Christmas Tree Purchase, Christmas f~~~ing tree assembly, bike assembly, trampoline assembly, grill assembly, pool pump f~~~ed, presents, wrapping f~~~ing presents, fix the f~~~ing toilet, didn’t get a card, got the wrong f~~~ing card, birthdays, teen girl boyfriends, late teen night out, girlfriends stupid parents, boyfriends idiot parents, stupid gifts, new bike, new garage, new meds, antidepressants, counseling, kids school, kids failing, kids drinking, kids smoking pot, kids breaking s~~~, kids driving, kid insurance, kid cars, kid arrested, Valentines day, mothers day, fathers day, f~~~ing deep fried turkeys in peanut oil, midnight mass, birthing, placentas, cribs, diapers, vomit, pink f~~~ing eye, baby doctors, baby footprinting, baby pictures, baby videos, wedding photographers, shots for newborns, autism, yelling, 911’ing…

And sex like maybe like every 3 months. (totally forget about blow-jobs)…

Did I miss anything?

V

This is the best rant after 25th hour movie rant.

I relate, sadly. Office populated with entitled c~~~s and manginas is proper blue pill hell.

The choices we make, not the chances we take, determine our destiny

[FaxmodemParticipant 1415]

I hear the same crap over and over. Then is what I do, when they ask how was the weekend, After listing to there f~~~ing rants. I tell them, well spent the weekend at my family’s lake cabin, Alone and got to do what ever f~~~ I wanted. Fish on the lake all day, Watched movies. read a book, slept in. Had a very relaxing weekend. Got home late in the evening on Sunday. You can sure tell when the married people get jealous when you say stuff like that to them, as your having fun and there not. They say, you should get married, I tell them, no thanks, I am going my own way in life.

Us men didn't start the battle of the sexes, but we're clearly going to win it via the simple tactic of just leaving the battlefield in contempt."

[VarunParticipant 2981]

Faxmodem wrote:

I hear the same crap over and over. Then is what I do, when they ask how was the weekend, After listing to there f~~~ing rants. I tell them, well spent the weekend at my family’s lake cabin, Alone and got to do what ever f~~~ I wanted. Fish on the lake all day, Watched movies. read a book, slept in. Had a very relaxing weekend. Got home late in the evening on Sunday. You can sure tell when the married people get jealous when you say stuff like that to them, as your having fun and there not. They say, you should get married, I tell them, no thanks, I am going my own way in life.

Haha Awesome! You must be a red flag for all of your friends’ wives.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[GeraldParticipant 3648]

FrostByte wrote:

I pee when I sneeze

I just LOL’d. This one struck me as hilarious this morning. Thank you.

No longer can we walk away, we must run. Remove the motive power.

[GeraldParticipant 3648]

Faxmodem wrote:

I hear the same crap over and over. Then is what I do, when they ask how was the weekend, After listing to there f~~~ing rants. I tell them, well spent the weekend at my family’s lake cabin, Alone and got to do what ever f~~~ I wanted. Fish on the lake all day, Watched movies. read a book, slept in. Had a very relaxing weekend. Got home late in the evening on Sunday. You can sure tell when the married people get jealous when you say stuff like that to them, as your having fun and there not. They say, you should get married, I tell them, no thanks, I am going my own way in life.

I tell them it sucked, just like every weekend because I worked all weekend, what did you do?

Not that I care, but I keep up appearances until I find a way to break free… if I talk to them at all. In the last few months I’ve taken to avoiding these conversations as much as possible and worked to stick to work only discussions.

No longer can we walk away, we must run. Remove the motive power.

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

Don’t forget having to tag along while the c~~~s spend more money than they make!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2550919/Proof-men-HATE-shopping-Hilarious-pictures-world-men-bored-minds-waiting-partners.html

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