Mangina vs pussy

[Spank The MisandristsParticipant 2308]

Mangina: OMFG! She smiles at me.
Her: Now that I smiled at him, he owes me a free drink.

Mangina: Walks over and break the ice by offering her a free drink
Her: Now that I have allowed him to buy a me free drink, he owes me a free dinner.

Mangina: Asks to take her out
Her: Better be an expensive restaurant.

Mangina: Invites her to dinner at a high-end restaurant.

Her: Now that I have spent time getting myself ready and allow him to spent his money on me, he owes me at lease two other free meal tickets.

Mangina: Starts to take her out on a regular basis.
Her: Now he has behaved so well, I will let me sniff my holy vagina.

Mangina: Sniffs her vagina

Her: Now that I allow him to sniff my vagina, he owes me an expensive gift to make me happy, if he wants to step up the game.

Mangina: Buys her a gift

Her: Oh wow, look at that, this guy is so cute and well tamed, maybe I will let him stab me with his sausage tonight.

Mangina: Stabs her with his sausage and boy he pommels that pussy like there’s no tomorrow trying desperately to make it worth the money he has invested in her without condom! Because she told him that she wants to feeeeeel him.

Her: OMFG, I can feel the money filling me up…

Mangina: Gets a call
Her: I am pregnant, now we need to get married.

Mangina: Marries the girl.
Her: (few weeks after) He’s so boring, I want a divorce and 50% of his money.
Mangina: crying like a baby.

The day afer divorce…
Mangina #2: OMFG! She smiles at me.
Her: Now that I smiled at him, he owes me a free drink.

And she lived happy ever after…
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Meanwhile in the MGTOW TOWN
Her: Smiles at a MGTOW.
MGTOW:

[RedpillPrimateParticipant 1026]

Hahaha. This definitely explains a mangina trying to get the holy vagina.

Meanwhile, we MGTOW are doing our own thing and not giving a f~~~.

[Mr. ManParticipant 2916]

Bwah ha ha ha, that was f~~~ing hilarious! Thanks for crafting that fine, GIF-enhanced story this afternoon.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Brilliant! 😀

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

From experience mgtow town would be the actual way to attract a chick by not even wanting to attract a chick. I ain’t the kind of guy who buys gifts and s~~~ for a chick. I ain’t the kind of guy who is willing to spend money on a chick. I ain’t the kind of guy who preforms white knight behaviors for chicks but yet again chicks still are attracted to me and the best part is 97% of the time i really just don’t care.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[Wolf redpillmanSpectator 1658]

Hahahahahahahaha poor dumbasses goin through all that crap in that hope of getting some pussy and that’s only if she feelll like it hahahahaha i can get vagina if i want in a more easy way

[The_YoungParticipant 1073]

The only one getting a free drink here is gonna be me. I only buy drinks for friends and family

Brother, we need to stick together.

[Blue SkiesParticipant 15665]

great f~~~in story! —pun intended

+10 for you sir!

MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

[HitmanParticipant]

That was really great!
We want more!
We want more!

[Zuberi TauParticipant 10606]

While the mangina is trying desperately get a whiff of the trollop’s panties,
I’m walking around like-

[Spank The MisandristsParticipant 2308]

Cheers guys for your kind words, glad I could put a smile on your faces.

[Truthseeker82Participant 6406]

LMAO! Liked the Sniffs her pussy GIF. If I want to smell rotting fish, I’ll go visit the seafood department at the grocer. Probably smells better and much cheaper in the long run

[The Laughing ManParticipant 1020]

Dude well done, love the interpretation through imagery.

I thought what I'd do was I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes...or should I?

[TiredofbsParticipant 485]

Classic! Great piece of work. Enjoyed the gifs along with comments..very creative and Hoss, you nailed it

[GrumpyParticipant]

Spank..
I sir am deeply offended at gif #4.(s~~~, I can’t stop laughing)

When the hell did you get a gif of me during the 2012 Great Wild Pizza Hunt of the Great White North?

Great post 🙂

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

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