"Man up" and get in the delivery room!

[IggyThundersParticipant 246]

A few weeks ago an article was written by a woman who stated that her husband requested that he not be present in the delivery room for the birth of their child as bearing witness to her vagina being pulled every which way from Sunday along with all the blood and gore would put him off sex with her forever. Amazingly, she not only understood, but appreciated his honesty and said she preferred he not be there seeing her in such a state as well. Now a bossy little feminazi cow has written a response article claiming that we (us men) should all just “Man up” and deal with it. Judging from the comments section there is an entire chorus of c~~~s chiming in with the same opinion. It seems that having their man in the delivery room is the ultimate s~~~ test. “If you really loved me and our child you would…..”. I guess “My body, my choice” only counts if you are a woman doesnt it? For most of human history men have been absent from the delivery room for a reason. But I supposse this is just another “Social construct”. These bitches are really unbelievable arent they? Here are men (who are know to be visual creatures) telling them openly and honestly (something they claim to crave from men) that they dont want to be in the delivery room and what the consequences will be and its STILL not good enough for them. A few months on after the birth when hubby has no more interest in f~~~ing her, you just know she will turn to him and say “Whats the problem?” He will turn to her and say “did you think I was f~~~ing joking when I told you seeing your pussy expand to the size of a bowling ball would put me off”? But if you REALLY loved me! Women. Its a never ending game of s~~~ tests. These broads should watch more of the old show “Truth or Consequences”.

[DazzleParticipant 67]

“The ultimate s~~~ test” Iggy that made me laugh! You know I was thinking about this very thing a couple of days ago and how I did not want to be anywhere near that delivery room when my kids were born. Still there I was (sad bastard I was) “doing the right thing” and to this day, 20 years later the memory still drains the blood from my face. It seems from the 80’s on men have been expected to be right there holding her hand, giving encouragement and getting traumatised for life after witnessing the Texas chainsaw massacre going on between our wife’s legs! What changed, from the dawn of time it being strictly a women’s domain to this “Get in there your wife needs you”  bull s~~~?

[IggyThundersParticipant 246]

Exactly. It all started with the feminist movement and radical equality bulls~~~. I dont have kids but I know for a fact there is no way you would get me in that delivery room unless there was an emergency. My old man wasn’t present at my birth and my mother was fine with that. Next time you are about to give birth to giant turd large enough to bust on O ring, squat over a towel and invite the wife in to hold your hand, wipe your brow and make sure she is there to cut the cord. ; )

[TheBardParticipant 974]

If I have a baby with a woman instead of adopting I would want to be in the delivery room holding her hand and giving her support because I want to be there when my child is born. I can understand though if other men would not want to be in the delivery room and if said girlfriend told me she didn’t want me in the room I would understand. Us men wouldn’t demand our wives or girlfriends be in the room if we were getting snipped even if we were only doing it because they wanted us to so what right do feminists have if a man isn’t in the delivery room regardless of if his girlfriend or wife wants him in there or not? Feminists don’t even fully respect the “my body my choice” motto they came up with. If a woman chooses to use her body to stay home and take care of her child instead of going back to work she is still attacked lol.

[Deus Ex MachinaParticipant 1068]

Oh Man,

this is something that has been burned so deep into our culture like Milk and Cookies. It’s interesting to note that Men being in the delivery room is a fairly recent practice. Cultures throughout the world still have Midwives around when A Woman is giving Birth, and the Man?, He’s either with his buddies celebrating the birth or waiting outside until the Kid pops out.

I feels that’s the way it should be. And to the guys who say “Yeah but, watching the birth of your children is something special”, that’s great Bud, but for Me I don’t want to watch it. Men should be the one screaming and crying because the Financial burden of putting food in another mouth is on them, and not only that, but paying the medical bills afterwards, diapers, formula, everything.

Yes Women can go into labor for hours, but for Men being financial, and an emotional support structure for them is a life time!. That goes without even saying the kid might not be His!. Point is, most of our grandfathers and great grandfathers were never there when their children were born. They had Midwives for that purpose, and they did their job well.

However the whole Ideal of “You did this to me, you better hold my hand and watch me scream and yell at you”.

HA!, no thank you!.

"If You have the Tooth of a Whale, You must have the Whale's Jaw to hold it". (i.e. One Must have the right qualifications for leadership) -Hawaiian Proverb

[KeymasterKeymaster]

“You did this to me”

THAT’S key right there. YOU did this to me.

What a tired, over-done cliché.

And this, after she spent the last 2 years screaming “I really want a baby”. She says YOU did this to me. God damn I hate that s~~~. Bill Cosby did one of the BEST (and most hilarious) stories ever on this… but if he’s guilty of anything, its perpetuating this nonsense. He talks about the kind of abuse you have to endure if you set one foot in the delivery room. You’ve all been warned.

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The best part is how mentions women in third world countries popping out kids – no big deal. But in the wester civilizations, there’s a great big over-dramatization and theatrical victim fanfare about it while the man gets shamed, abused and insulted for it. No f~~~ing thanks.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[RevMattParticipant 28]

I was in the delivery room both times. There was an emergency during my youngest son’s birth. The doctor gave the secret signal to the nurse and within 30 seconds a medical team of half a dozen people barged into the delivery room and pushed me to the side. At that moment I was sure my son was going to die. He didn’t but I was so emotionally drained from the experience I promised myself I would never see the inside of a delivery room again. The next week I made an appointment with a urologist and had a vasectomy.

In between kids my wife had a miscarriage. I had to pick up my son from daycare and was not present for the d&c. She never forgave me for that despite the fact that if I had not shown up on time the daycare center would have called child protective services to take custody of my son.

The delivery room is overrated. Despite all the lamaze classes and the hype that the husband is the coach, men are about as useless in a delivery room as a guy who doesn’t know anything about cars is in the mechanics shop when the water pump is being replaced. You feel like a pain in the ass and that you are in the way of the medical staff.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

That’s precisely why she wants you there. She is “on stage” giving the grand performance of her lifetime… and you are made to feel useless and insignificant. A negotiating tactic she intends to use on you (if you allow her to get away with it) for the rest of your marriage – or LIFE – whichever is shorter.

They WANT you to feel useless. It’s one of the only times where she CAN make you feel useless. As useless as she is in the garage, in the workplace, and by todays standards in the kitchen . It’s the ONLY card the modern female has to play. Welcome to the delivery room, your first moments of being treated like a second class citizen… even though you may be an MD or hugely successful established businessman yourself. Even BRUCE WAYNE (Batman) would be useless in the delivery room…. and f~~~ing batgirl would rub it in his face.

There is absolutely NO GODDAM REASON for a man to be there. None. Zero. Zip. Nada. Zilch.
Your job is not to be in the delivery room. Your job happens for the next 18+ years AFTER the delivery.

That’s the time a woman thinks she can lay back and lord those 6 hours over your head – every single day – until you are dead.

DENY her that. When a woman wants you ion the delivery room, you tell her the delivery is HER job.
And she better punch that kid out in 30 minutes or it’s free. Then exit and go enjoy a cigar.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Deus Ex MachinaParticipant 1068]

The delivery room is overrated. Despite all the Lamaze classes and the hype that the husband is the coach, men are about as useless in a delivery room as a guy who doesn’t know anything about cars is in the mechanics shop when the water pump is being replaced.

 

Well said, it’s always great to hear it from a Father, about the truth of the delivery room. Can you Imagine if we made a show about the truth of the delivery room?, and how overrated it is?. Confessions from Men who were treated like s~~~, or treated like idiots in the Delivery Room. Women would be storming the streets, burning buildings and rioting..hahahahaha!,  that would be f~~~ing classic!.

 

Totally agree with Keymaster, the 18+ after delivery is totally the Fathers job. Even if the Wife cheats and f~~~s around, the Dad has to pay for that Kid no matter what. I swear, some Guys get the short end of the stick.

 

 

"If You have the Tooth of a Whale, You must have the Whale's Jaw to hold it". (i.e. One Must have the right qualifications for leadership) -Hawaiian Proverb

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