Man protests opening of a cuddle business

[coolsideofthepillowParticipant 190]

This guy is hilarious, a cuddle business opened up yesterday in Portland Oregon and he megaphoned and protested because they are selling human affection and taking advantage of men. The place is called “cuddle up to me” and you pay a dollar a minute to spoon with women lol. This s~~~ is getting crazy!

[Anonymous 42]

Are you s~~~ting me? How WEAK and pathetic is that! DOES NOT COMPUTE,,,CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH, CRUSH KILL DESTROY,,,, I’m living in a pussy world, and I don’t want any! Somebody toss me a f~~~ing cat! F~~~, I want to tattoo a his bald head like a big DICK, then girls (VOMIT) can rub his head, and we can all watch the pussy puss drip from the hole, like f~~~ing STD’S  fjdS%$#)IIW&#%%@@@<!– [if gte mso 9]><xml>

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Cuddle service…good gawd almigbty…how f~~~ing lame…

Now I would pay $1/minute to do this to some bimbo!  Of course I would insist on getting my change back since this would only take a second! Ha!

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[StargazerParticipant 12505]

No need to protest the cuddle shops, they’ll be closed in less than 30 days… right after someone draws the first sexual assault foul.

Some spaghetti flinging incel Beardo Fedorawitz is going to touch a bewb accidently while trying to m’lady one of the uptight creeped out cuddleristas and she’s gonna beat him to death with a swat team.

Then the shop will quietly close up, slink away and go f~~~ itself like it should have done from the start.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

lol @ the spelling of “bewb”.

This is so pathetic. How fun would it be to walk in there and ask them what they charge and say “you’re not worth it.. I can get BLOWN for that”.

That’s what the guy on the loudspeaker should be yelling.
“You can get blown for less! This is America! Women are easier to make than TOAST!!”.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 42]

Stargazer wrote:

right after someone draws the first sexual assault foul******she’s gonna beat him to death with a swat team.

What kind of indemnity do these shops carry? What insurance company would underwrite the insanity of women fondling men? It is my own personal experience that one of these psycho bitches is going to put out an eye with one of her high heels. Then she’s going to “beat him to death with a swat team”. “Oh the insanity”…..

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[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Right, KeyMaster? In my neighborhood there’s a reflexology shop that charges .50 a minute for foot soak and full body (clothed) massage. And the best part is that when I’m done, I don’t feel like a total loser who has to pay people for the illusion of human kindness.

[Zuberi TauParticipant 10606]

All it takes is one dissatisfied trollop to cry rape or sexual assault

and the place will get firebombed and closed down.

[Anonymous 42]

Zuberi Tau wrote:

*****the place will get firebombed and closed down.

@Zuberi Tau, do you live in Vermont? are you a Vermonster? I know some Vermonsters that had disposed of a problem using your above stated “firebombed and closed down”.
Never f~~~ with a Vermonster.

[…Spectator 1165]

lol @Crunch.

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Hilarious, somewhat reminds me of the very short lived “phenomenon of free hugs” which can now (or soon enough) be visited in a museum and to be found there tightly locked up in a proper stylish wooden coffin, ha ha ha …

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[нσтησσвParticipant 830]

that business will go out purely due to financial problems.

$1 per minute = at most, $60/hr.

Obviously no chick is going to be cuddling some dude non stop for her entire shift, therefore let’s give them the benefit of the doubt and say half of the time.

That is $30/hr of which must be split between the chick and her employer.

A store-front of that size in a location as such would be around $2000-$4000/month.

Say you had 5 women cuddling 8 hours a day with a 30 minute paid lunch break, and 2x 15 minute unpaid breaks. 7 hours of work minus 1/2hr for the lunch break.
30 min paid break being required by law ( in canada ); to keep things simple, let’s say 6.5 hours.

6.5*5*4 = 130 hours per week = $3900/month @ $30/hr

Next, are you going to be able to find chicks good looking chicks to cuddle random strangers all day long?
Who are willing to work for less than $20/hr? well, if your a sleezy son-of-a-bitch, then maybe 😛
So, that’s $1300/month – $195 for sales tax, say there are 5 employees.

$5525/month minus $3000 for rent = $2225/month, followed by advertising costs, loans, accounting, lawyers, and other operational costs… not even including payment processing – 5% + $1 per transaction ( standard visa fee ) and the person taking the payment.

Oh, well wait, its 1 chick… $3900/month barely pays the rent… must be more than just cuddling, and i doubt anyone would pay more than $1/minute.
Especially considering how ugly she is LOL

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[Anonymous 14]

You know I had an extremely conservative upbringing and all…but I’ll rather pay those testicle massage parlours in Thailand a visit than this.

Also if it comes to cuddling I’d rather cuddle with these guys than those nuns with nipples exposed..

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