Man goes out to buy a hooker and realizes hooker is his wife

[Masculine_ManParticipant 2735]

Yep you can’t make this s~~~ up. I’m speechless…

Link:http://sundaypost.org/2017/08/25/daytona-man-who-booked-a-prostitute-finds-its-his-own-wife/

If it costs you your peace of mind, then it is too expensive.

[Anonymous 43]

5 th time posted

still funny as f~~~

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

Masculine Man,

This is hilarious.

I wonder how much she charged him.

I’ll bet she banged a boatload of men.

This guy will probably be headed to divorce court.

I knew a psychiatrist in Daytona Beach who made national headlines. His wife was awarded “half the house” in a divorce decree. He responded by sawing his house in two. Made the evening news.

Daytona is an interesting place. Halifax Medical Center was used to intern high ranking German officer POW’s in WW2.

[Anonymous 7]

Family Discount?
LOL!

[AposematicParticipant 2671]

One of my patients became an escort, soon after leaving her Husband. Her rational: I love having sex with a variety of men- I might as well be paid for it! Many years later, her ex-husband admits that he paid for sex with his now escort wife- knowingly. The escort was very plain looking but had a reasonable figure (Leykis calls them Butterface). Must have been good in bed though!

Afinogyny.. from the Greek Afino {to abandon/ to set down/ to leave /to allow/ to let } + Gyny {Women} MGHOW’s philosophy to not engage women without “hating them”. Narcorca =Narcissistic Orca typically spouting to a bathroom mirror taking an arms length selfie ; Wallinate describes post wall females whose SMV is terminally negligible New Years resolution "To not make women happy" . Instadestitue: yet another Neologism for Men that cohabit with women that decide to pull the handle of intervention orders.

[Sky-OParticipant 18948]

They are all hookers:

The more advanced ones secure higher pay over a long period of time with just one customer (husband) in the form of

A ring

New house (mortgage payments) & co-ownership

Monthly bills paid

Prior debt paid off

Vacations

Life insurance, pension benefits and medical insurance

Expenses of children paid for. (Because women ‘love’ children as long as they don’t have to pay for them)

Eventually,

Asset division

Alimony &

Child support

Because, seriously – They are all fckng whores.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

The pair have said to be considering a divorce in the aftermath of the incident.

Considering?

How in the f~~~ does the conversation even go after such a debacle? And why divorce her? He likes banging whores and she is a whore… I think they should have a whole new perspective on, and new found respect for, one another.

Is it considered cheating if he bangs a different whore?

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[X11Spectator 4520]

Like this song

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Probably fake.

[MorpheusParticipant 2177]

He could have been her pimp after that.

[Anonymous 3]

The worst part of this story is that she probably developed an headache and he didnt have sex with the hooker that night.

P.S. – and she probably got mad a HIM for using hookers.

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

This is hilarious!! 😀

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

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