Man goes on honeymoon without wife

[GeraldParticipant 3659]

Man goes on Honeymoon without Wife

Was cruising CNN to see what the latest debacle in politics was this morning and ran across this headline. While not MGTOW, this I thought was funny. Wife’s passport isn’t valid, but husband goes on trip without her. He seems to be having so much fun too in the tweet photo.

Too bad he won’t have that much fun when he gets back to her…

No longer can we walk away, we must run. Remove the motive power.

[EyeswideopenParticipant 2930]

I would have had way, way more fun on my honeymoon s~~~-testmoon had I left the bitch at home.

Lesson learned. Don’t get married, and don’t bring sand to the beach. I should have gone diving.

- Marriage is described as an institution. You would have to be crazy to be commited to it. -"If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not people or things" Albert Einstein

[Anonymous 42]

She gonna demand he pay for another one! That’s what women live for! The “Big Day!”, they like it so much they ride the merry’go’round again and again and again until the drive gear wears out…..

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Don’t doubt it, women are f~~~ing boring, their two busy trying to control you, that they forgot to develop a personality.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

This guy would be better off annulling his marriage.

Can you imagine the bitching he will have to endure he he tries to remain married? “You ruined my big day”.

I personally would run.

I should have received a medal for surviving my honeymoon. It’s hard to believe how much money a lady can spend on a honeymoon.

[Anonymous 54]

He looks so happy,but..he will pay for this for the rest of his life. One way or the other.DONT get married. Go on a vaction alone!!

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Eyeswideopen wrote:

Don’t get married, and don’t bring sand to the beach.

GREAT response in the presence of a female too.

I spoke with an OLD female aquantaince of mine who’ve known since we were kids. She is a classic feministed / shaming tactic-using Nosey Parker and likes to stick her t~~~ into everyone’s business. Months ago, I mentioned that I was going on a road trip for 4 days and she says “WHO ARE YOU GOING WITH?”.

Pause right there.

• Not “oh nice!” (which would be my gut reaction)
• Not “where to?”
• First question is “WHO WITH”.

I said “I don’t take sand to the beach”. It took her a few seconds to get it and then she laughed uncomfortably realizing it’s kind of a dorky question. there are people where I am going. Why does a man ned to go anywhere WITH anyone? It should be the LAST question – not the first.

That was also my response on a date back in ’09 when I was out with this Japanese girl who asked if I would take her to New York. She actually asked me to fly her to New York with me and we weren’t even a “couple” yet.

“Will you take me to New York?”

“I don’t take sand to the beach”.

She was actually VERY clever, because I know she understood everything, but she would pretend there was some kind of “language barrier” whenever she couldn’t get away with something.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 54]

When I split with my lovely 2nd wife,we had a vacation planned. Two weeks at a cabin on a lake I had rented. I went by my self. F~~~ing awesome! I love solitude.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Anonymous wrote:

I love solitude.

It’s a real luxury. Especially when traveling.

The first time I saw the Arc De Triomphe in Paris, I was barely 18. I gazed it and watched all the cars driving around it in amazement. I had only seen it previously in books and art class. It was much bigger than I thought. And the Mona Lisa was much SMALLER than I thought. I remember wishing I had someone else there to look at it with and share my reaction.

But in all the times I travelled with a woman, there were so many issues… constantly taking away from moments like that….. where to stop, and “I’m tired” and “my feet hurt” and “I’m hungry”…. like when I was in Beijing in 2001.

I’m walking the great wall of China which was then the only man-made structure visible from space. 5500 f~~~ing miles long (and thats just one piece). 10,000+ men took 1700 years to carry these rocks up into these mountains in the clouds (before helicopters existed)…. and the woman I was with said she wanted to go back to the bus — because “her feet hurt” after 2 hours.

Then in 2009, I was with another one pouted for 5 days straight. I actually had to tell her to stop it or she could stay in the hotel room and I would go out without her.

That was the last time I travelled anywhere with a woman.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[OldBillParticipant]

Keymaster wrote:

It’s a real luxury. Especially when traveling.

That’s so true.

And the Mona Lisa was much SMALLER than I thought. I remember wishing I had someone else there to look at it with and share my reaction.

Tiny, isn’t it? For those who don’t already know, La Gioconda is about 30 inches by 20 inches. That’s roughly the size of an unfolded newspaper.

That was the last time I travelled anywhere with a woman.

All traveling with women does is drop you into a river of s~~~.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

Keymaster wrote:

But in all the times I travelled with a woman, there were so many issues… constantly taking away from moments like that….. where to stop, and “I’m tired” and “my feet hurt” and “I’m hungry”…. like when I was in Beijing in 2001.

It is better not to take women to concerts as well since when i am out with my family fights usually start because of bitching that the females start. They really can ruin the experience and its better not to take them.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[RockmaninoffParticipant 1641]

Keymaster wrote:

I’m walking the great wall of China which was then the only man-made structure visible from space. 5500 f~~~ing miles long (and thats just one piece). 10,000+ men took 1700 years to carry these rocks up into these mountains in the clouds (before helicopters existed)…. and the woman I was with said she wanted to go back to the bus — because “her feet hurt” after 2 hours.

Key, I’m always shocked to read your posts: it seems, quite often, that there are so many identical situations we’ve both lived.

Why, just last summer I too went to Bejing with a woman, and she bitched to me on the Wall as well (well, at the foot of it anyway).

In her defense, it was crowded, hot as hell, we were short on water, and, good God, you have to climb a mountain before you can even set foot on the Wall! I was in a bitchy mood myself, but, c’mon, it’s the Great Wall of China, I could suck it up for a bit.

I didn’t think it’d be so sloping! It helped to think of the sentries who had had to climb the wall in full suits of armor.

I found that the solution to “women wanting to go home” problems is quite simple: give her some money, and tell her she can go back to the hotel whenever she wants.

I had one more day in Bejing, and I still hadn’t seen the Tienanmen Square. Every day we’d tried to get to it, but the crowds, the way the Chinese like to micromanage pedestrian traffic made it seem impossible. She insisted the Square was closed, but I wasn’t buying it. On top of that, it was pouring rain. I told her: “Look, today I’m either walking into the square, or a soldier is going to personally stop me himself. You can come with me, and if you don’t like the crowd, or the rain, you can leave at any time, and I’ll meet you back in the hotel when I’m done.” (Fortunately, Bejing subway is in English as well as Mandarin!) So she accompanied me part of the way, and when she got upset, she went home. I toured the Square myself in the pouring rain, and when I got home everything was fine.

Women don’t like to feel that they have to be with you. Just make it clear that they don’t have to, that anything they “suffer” is by their choice alone, and everything’s fine.

OldBill wrote:

All traveling with women does is drop you into a river of s~~~.

I don’t doubt it can be, but in my case it wasn’t. I had an amazing experience last summer. Having a woman there definitely augmented my pleasure.

". . . elle, suivant l’usage des femmes et des chats qui ne viennent pas quand on les appelle et qui viennent quand on ne les appelle pas, s’arrêta devant moi et m’adressa la parole"—Prosper Mérimée

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Rockmaninoff wrote:

In her defense, it was crowded, hot as hell, we were short on water, and, good God, you have to climb a mountain before you can even set foot on the Wall! I was in a bitchy mood myself, but, c’mon, it’s the Great Wall of China, I could suck it up for a bit.

The steps were all uneven and POUNDED on my knees. I was wrecked the next day as if Kathy Bates took a a baseball bat to them. Will never forget it, but I imagined just carrying ONE of those big stones up there, and thought it would be “rude” to even open my mouth about it. The Chinese even installed HANDRAILS for western visitors so we won’t “OMG TRIP AND FALL” …… so anyone who complains about the heat – or sore feet – can just STFU.

When she said “can we go back to the bus? my feet hurt!” I tried my hand at “sarcasm” and apologized for the Chinese not installing a Starbucks ( or a mall ) up there. She was like “it’s not YOUR fault”. I didn’t even know what to say to that.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[experiencedParticipant]

First picture (video screen) she’s absent, he’s smiling.
Next two, she’s there, he’s not smiling.
Fourth photo, no her, happy him.

A woman provides so much meaningful misery; it’s a wonder how men get along without them. (fabulously!!)

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

Women can marry themselves and men will go on the honeymoon by ourselves. Sounds fair to me. Then again, every day is a honeymoon without women in your life.

If he was smart, he wouldn’t come back to her ass.

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[lonestar77Participant 406]

I’m a 39 yr old MGTOW and for my 40th which falls on Columbus Day, I booked a King suite at a 5-star resort with an Ocean view in Ft. Lauderdale , FL JUST FOR ME. I will have so much more fun not having some nag constantly telling me what is on the “to do” list. I have no list. I go wherever the moment takes me. Took me many years to figure all this out!

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me

[RennieParticipant]

Dragging around a woman is too much trouble, because they get “tired” and want to go home, long before you’re ready to.

You could say I went on a “honeymoon” of my own this year. With the road trip thing. Just driving around alone in the country and visiting places of your past, as well as places of interest to you. Even getting lost in some places briefly was an adventure of it’s own.

The way the lake looked in the afternoon sun as I glimpsed it through some trees was just incredible.

[EyeswideopenParticipant 2930]

I did 3 trips with the ex that required flying. What a nightmare all three times.

She was not a nagger, but ultra passive aggressive. The type of passive aggressive where if you did not park in a preferred parking space, she would drag her feet and make you almost miss your flight. Totally counter productive, borderline insane. So lucky I never had children with her or I truly would be f~~~ed. I digress.

Last year took a trip by myself; first ever. Loved it.

Packed light where all I needed was my carry on. Relaxed at the airport a few hours ahead, reading a book on my tablet, sipping a coffee. Zero stress. What travel should be.

Was pleasant with one of the stewardess/ground concierge. Flirted a bit. Got a free upgrade to business class because she liked me. I know she was gold digging, but hey I got something out of it. I did what I wanted, when I wanted.

Unless it’s business, leave the bitch at home.

- Marriage is described as an institution. You would have to be crazy to be commited to it. -"If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not people or things" Albert Einstein

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