Man Cave Rules Signs

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9550]

Anyone who has a Man Cave must have one of those rules signs somewhere. I do. Here are the rules of the Man Cave:

Sunday = Sports only
No bitching no issues
Passing gas and belching permitted
Yes/No are perfect answers to any question
Beer is the only authorized beverage
Toilet seat is to be in up position at all times
Remote control is off limits to all guests
Scratch anything
Showering is optional
My cave, my rules
No sitting in my chair
No women allowed
No chick flicks
Absolutely no Pink
Talk about thoughts or feelings earns a lifetime ban
No complaining about beer; temperature is fair game
Only ask for the score once; after that is plain rude
Man décor allowed only
Replenish all beer stock
Whatever man says makes perfect sense
Junk food is nutrition
It’s permitted to play Come And Pull My Finger
Authorized personnel beyond this point
My room, my space, my business
No Sex In The City
Man is always right
No girls allowed
No wasting beer
Fart when you need to
All food must be grilled
No whining or crying
If any woman have to be present, make sure she serves you and your guys
No utensils
Bring alcohol
My team wins
Eat bacon
Lifting the remote is exercise
Poker is the selected game to play
Limited talking – no drama
When entering the Cave, no asking who’s playing; asking for the score is acceptable once.
Shut up and leave when I tell you to
Agree with me on all subjects
Speaking of subjects… me king, you subject
Man no shirt, no service; woman no shirt, free drinks
When the TV is talking, you are not
No misfires in the bathroom
Crush all empty beer cans
Selective hearing only
My garage; my tools; my rules
Beer is proof god loves us and wants us to be happy

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[Anonymous 42]

MY RULES RULE??? GET THE F~~~ OUT!

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9550]

I have a sign just like that, but different looking.

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[Eric LauderParticipant 12043]

ResidentEvil7 wrote:

Anyone who has a Man Cave must have one of those rules signs somewhere. I do. Here are the rules of the Man Cave:

Sunday = Sports only
No bitching no issues
Passing gas and belching permitted
Yes/No are perfect answers to any question
Beer is the only authorized beverage
Toilet seat is to be in up position at all times
Remote control is off limits to all guests
Scratch anything
Showering is optional
My cave, my rules
No sitting in my chair
No women allowed
No chick flicks
Absolutely no Pink
Talk about thoughts or feelings earns a lifetime ban
No complaining about beer; temperature is fair game
Only ask for the score once; after that is plain rude
Man décor allowed only
Replenish all beer stock
Whatever man says makes perfect sense
Junk food is nutrition
It’s permitted to play Come And Pull My Finger
Authorized personnel beyond this point
My room, my space, my business
No Sex In The City
Man is always right
No girls allowed
No wasting beer
Fart when you need to
All food must be grilled
No whining or crying
If any woman have to be present, make sure she serves you and your guys
No utensils
Bring alcohol
My team wins
Eat bacon
Lifting the remote is exercise
Poker is the selected game to play
Limited talking – no drama
When entering the Cave, no asking who’s playing; asking for the score is acceptable once.
Shut up and leave when I tell you to
Agree with me on all subjects
Speaking of subjects… me king, you subject
Man no shirt, no service; woman no shirt, free drinks
When the TV is talking, you are not
No misfires in the bathroom
Crush all empty beer cans
Selective hearing only
My garage; my tools; my rules
Beer is proof god loves us and wants us to be happy

Ha!
MY ENTIRE HOME IS A MAN CAVE

AND I TOTALLY REMOVED THE TOILET SEAT FROM MY WC!!! 😀

When you enter my home the first thing you’ll notice is a reproduction of De Lempicka’s “Chained Andromeda”

It’s like a declaration of war, or something.
It’s also very good to kept away Jehova’s witnesses 😀

Why the hell just only beer? However, I drink Franziskaner Dunkel (German dark beer) and Desperados (French Tequila-flavored beer) but also a lot of Advocaat, and Brachetto (red sparkling sweet Italian wine)!

I have an 84″ LED TV and the computer in the bedroom – what the hell means “men decor”? My bedroom is Art Nouveu, a style invented by MEN, enhanced by an original Arabian silver-plated lamp, persian rugs (fakes, but very good reproductions), and a vintage table fan. And on the rugs there are three couples of devices for body building (I perform two hours x three-four days each week).
Sometimes I spent the entire night, when I’m free the next day, drinking AND smoking cigars AND playing videogames AND watching porn. With a woman in the bedroom I couldn’t do it.

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[Anonymous 26]

Beer only…..?!?!? C’mon guys I love beer as much as any beer lover, but surely Rum, Whiskey and Scotch all have their place in a man cave! As long as they aren’t mixed with anything fruity or served with a little umbrella!

[Anonymous 3]

Eh to each their own, but a lot of these rules are disgusting.

If you’re going to fart all over my place, don’t take showers, and eat s~~~ food, I don’t want you in my home.

I firmly believe in good hygiene, good nutrition and a life of fitness and exercise. Being a man isn’t being a fat slob, that’s just disgusting.

[RoyDalParticipant]

My whole house is my man cave — although the dog gets lots of latitude.

The WC has its original seat and it stays up or down as I choose (the dog doesn’t seem to notice).

Beverages of choice are wine and coffee. When and how much as I choose.

Ditto meals: When and how much as I choose.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[OldBillParticipant]

RoyDal wrote:

My whole house is my man cave…

THIS.

The “Man Cave” idea is a wholly feminist construct. She gets the entire house, you get a corner of the attic, cellar, or garage in which to pretend you’re still free. The plantation is her’s, slave, so you better enjoy your hut.

All that living, eating, and behaving like a brain dead slob means is that you’re living down to their expectations for us.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9550]

Anonymous wrote:

Eh to each their own, but a lot of these rules are disgusting.

If you’re going to fart all over my place, don’t take showers, and eat s~~~ food, I don’t want you in my home.

I firmly believe in good hygiene, good nutrition and a life of fitness and exercise. Being a man isn’t being a fat slob, that’s just disgusting.

Those Man Cave rules come from novelty signs. They’re suppose to be for humor, not taken seriously.

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[Anonymous 42]

ResidentEvil7 wrote:

Those Man Cave rules come from novelty signs. They’re suppose to be for humor, not taken seriously.

I agree RE-7, but my one single rule still stands! “If” I don’t like “you”, get the f~~~ out! my limited number of friends are also clean, hard working, non smoking, not drinking, and like to have fun outdoors. My life’s rule is absolutely no f~~~ups allowed in my inner sanctum, the wrong kind of friends could indirectly invite a crackhead to rob my s~~~! My life isn’t a trashcan for scum of the earth to leave their refuse! F~~~ that!

[Anonymous 3]

Anonymous wrote:

ResidentEvil7 wrote:

Those Man Cave rules come from novelty signs. They’re suppose to be for humor, not taken seriously.

I agree RE-7, but my one single rule still stands! “If” I don’t like “you”, get the f~~~ out! my limited number of friends are also clean, hard working, non smoking, not drinking, and like to have fun outdoors. My life’s rule is absolutely no f~~~ups allowed in my inner sanctum, the wrong kind of friends could indirectly invite a crackhead to rob my s~~~! My life isn’t a trashcan for scum of the earth to leave their refuse! F~~~ that!

I’m not sure how that is a joke or why it would be funny. But I suppose it is a younger man’s humor. Can’t say I really get the joke or the appeal.

Is it to just disgust females and repel them? I’m not sure that would work.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

I find the term “can cave” to be degrading to men. It implies there is only a part of the living space that is allowed to be managed by men. No man should allow himself to be limited to a “man cave”. It also implies that male spaces are caves because caves are where cave men live so it’s a direct comment derogatory comment demeaning men’s level of evolutionary status.

Of course we are talking about social justice warrior position is that men are less socially evolved than women. What they really mean is that they control the house because men are socially inferior and should only be allowed to use, in the manner that makes sense to them, masculine influences.

My home is mine and I’m a man. It’s just as clean, comfortable and better organized mixing work space and living space so as to be more productive than most females I see.

I know this thread is light minded and I find it entertaining but more importantly to me is that I hate the concept the expression of the term “man cave”.

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