Male (!) s~~~ test

[RyshParticipant 134]

With female s~~~ tests, the worst thing when failing them is that you don’t get sex. Who cares. But there are also male s~~~ tests for males, and they are much more dangerous. When you fail them, you are in for serious trouble.

Once got a situation in a bar. Another guy sat down at the table, in the opposite couch. The club was a bit crowded, to that was not out of place. I ignored him. He put his drink on the table really hard so that my beer was shaking. Deliberate s~~~ test. He wanted a brawl, but was not certain whether I would kick his ass or not. I took up my beer as if I had wanted to drink anyway.

My calculation: Damn, I had a bottled beer. Good for the strike, but he had an open glass drink, and therefore, the first move would have been on him.

Next calculation: I could just skip his s~~~ test and without any sign of warning, go into full combat mode and beat him up. I can do that transit within a second if need be. I don’t need emotions for destroying a danger, it is a cold rational decision. He would have been taken by surprise since he expected an argument before the brawl. But that would have gotten the huge bar bouncer on me, and I would have been no match for him. Plus legal issues in the aftermath.

Decision on my part: since he would have had the opening move with his drink and a preemptive attack on my side would have had massive drawbacks, I opted for retreat and left the table.

Result: that guy surely had his brawl later in the evening, but not with me.

While I ignore female s~~~ tests and just continue with what I’m doing anyway, I do take care of male s~~~ tests.

[NeroParticipant 1466]

Haha. I can relate to this. I can’t tell you how many times I held back from fists blazing over male s~~~ tests. I haven’t got in a fist fight since I was 21. I’m proud of that. It wasn’t pretty, and I hurt the guy really bad. The dumb bitch he was with, who got him into the fight because my friend hit on her, then screamed bloody murder when she saw her knocked out boyfriend on the curb with his nose bleeding everywhere and the bone showing. The guy got a female s~~~ test, in which I got a male s~~~ test. Lesson learned, don’t try to pass female s~~~ tests.

P.S. The girl was pointing to my friend and telling him to “kick his ass.” He must have thought it was me she was pointing at. It worked out, as my friend was not really a fighter and probably would have got his ass kicked by this guy.

[Anonymous 54]

There’s a guy with no front teeth that tried it with me. But I find since I quit drinking I don’t find myself in those situations any more. I don’t fight drunks.

[experiencedParticipant]

I stay out of bars.

FWIW last time I got into a fight, the other guy went into shock.

It’s lose / lose.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[HitmanParticipant]

I’m telling you guys from experience. .
If you hit, you better run!
Don’t go up on assault charges. .

[Anonymous 54]

Back in the day (God i sound like an old dude)guys wouldn’t think of pressing charges. Just not cool or Manly,plus you where publicly admitting you lost.

[Anonymous 42]

Rysh wrote:

With female s~~~ tests, the worst thing when failing them is that you don’t get sex. Who cares. But there are also male s~~~ tests for males, and they are much more dangerous. When you fail them, you are in for serious trouble.

Once got a situation in a bar. Another guy sat down at the table, in the opposite couch. The club was a bit crowded, to that was not out of place. I ignored him. He put his drink on the table really hard so that my beer was shaking. Deliberate s~~~ test. He wanted a brawl, but was not certain whether I would kick his ass or not. I took up my beer as if I had wanted to drink anyway.

My calculation: Damn, I had a bottled beer. Good for the strike, but he had an open glass drink, and therefore, the first move would have been on him.

Next calculation: I could just skip his s~~~ test and without any sign of warning, go into full combat mode and beat him up. I can do that transit within a second if need be. I don’t need emotions for destroying a danger, it is a cold rational decision. He would have been taken by surprise since he expected an argument before the brawl. But that would have gotten the huge bar bouncer on me, and I would have been no match for him. Plus legal issues in the aftermath.

Decision on my part: since he would have had the opening move with his drink and a preemptive attack on my side would have had massive drawbacks, I opted for retreat and left the table.

Result: that guy surely had his brawl later in the evening, but not with me.

While I ignore female s~~~ tests and just continue with what I’m doing anyway, I do take care of male s~~~ tests.

Absolutely the right move! I had dude openly brag about this that and the other thing while leaning toward me at the bar, I’m the silent don’t bother anyone type, he mistaken my meekness for weakness, the whole time I was getting angrier and angrier, and hadn’t uttered a word as a word couldn’t get in edgewise, he paused from his insentient babbling to ask me a question? Mind you we hadn’t made eye contact, I was gripping my bottle tightly to spontaneously bust it on his face then proceed to immediately carve him up with the broken bottle neck, but I didn’t because he asked me a question, he asked me to name one single thing that I thought he couldn’t do, I turned and asked him how he was at eating dirt! He froze then walked away.
He wasn’t done, the pussy c~~~ f~~~ing friend I was with was a coward and twice my size! The dude went and got a friend and asked me to step outside, I was done and leaving anyway (I didn’t know his friend was waiting outside to ambush me.

The ambush came and my c~~~y friend ran to the car and locked himself inside while I contended with the two brawlers, I didn’t let them get their hands on me and used judo tactics to escape their clutches, I ran to the car telling my friend to get out and help, there’s two against 1! The look of sheer horror on his face told me he wasn’t getting out by this time the two of them had me almost pinned for wasting my attention on manC~~~! Again I got out of it by striking one dude and dazing him then driving the other dude to the ground in a sprint to get to the other side (the drivers door) When manC~~~ saw I broke free and sprinted to the other side he didn’t even have the sense to unlock the door until he realized I was yelling for him to unlock the door pounding on the window, it had started raining cats and dogs by this time a I finally got in the car and turned the ignition then proceeded to run those two f~~~ers over! 4 or 5 attempts then I finally got one of them in my sights as I zigged and zagged to keep him in the middle, he knew he was f~~~ed and I was the one that was doing all the f~~~ing! I had his ass and with that my friend grabbed the steering wheel and pulled it to avoid making him my new hood ornament! I had just had my very first taste of murder without a body. I immediately cooled off and quietly left the parking lot where I tried to run down two attackers.

I figured two against two was fair! Me and my car against you two assholes that moments before would have been more than happy to get me down and turn my face to hamburger under their construction boots!

Anonymous wrote:

There’s a guy with no front teeth that tried it with me.

Never ever punch someone in the mouth! I know a guy that almost lost his entire hand to infection after slicing his knuckles on the dudes teeth! Lost the use of two fingers that were infected to the bone! Gross drippy puss came out for months, it took about 8 months for the wound to finally close up. Punch the jawbone sideways to dislocate it, up for a knockout, but never straight on, save that strike for the nose, eye socket, cheek bone, NEVER the TEETH!

[Anonymous 54]

@MG TOWER. Thanks. It was close quarters,all I could get off was the straight right. MY hand was ok. I hope your not still friends with the guy that locked himself in your car!!

[TuneoutParticipant]

Back in the day the military had all kinds of s~~~ tests you had to go through.
Esp on shore leave in some dive port bar,easy to pick up chicks but just as easy to get into a scrap.
Well in case you didn’t know the different services don’t exactly get along.
Sailors will get on with most others even from other countries but throw in some Army or Airforce personel at the bar and you can just about bet there’ll be trouble.
I think I’ve actually gotten into more brawls in those dives than picked up pussy!
Like previous posters have mentioned,today you really have to make a good case for self defence because some guys really will call the cops and if they think you have money will try to sue for damages on top of it.

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[Anonymous 54]

My Brother had a roommate who would wake up swinging. He coulnd help it. So he had an 8 foot 2by4 to poke him with to wake him up for work. Hold him at bay till he woke up and saw it was you. That dude was into it!

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

I hope your not still friends with the guy that locked himself in your car!!

It wasn’t the first he chickened out, another time a bunch of us were in an ice storm, I was wearing leather shoes and couldn’t get into the brawl, I could barely stand without slipping and falling on my ass, I had to stay next to the car holding on to it for support.

He had s~~~kickers and ran the other way while his brother stood his ground! Salt and pepper personalities between the two.

I had to lose him when I realized all the training on earth can’t give a man courage, either you have it or you don’t…

The f~~~ing guy trained with us and knew how to fight! He had no excuse but cowardliness.

[ChuddoxParticipant 585]

I used to fight, then I learned how easy it was to kill. I don’t fight anymore.

“Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.” - Robert E. Howard

[HitmanParticipant]

I occasionally have the opportunity to engage in violence.
Common sense before self defense.
I recommend do what you gotta do and get away fast.
F~~~ their s~~~ up and run !!you probably have about 2 minutes before the cops show up.
Don’t be there.

[Anonymous 54]

Shure am glad i quit drinking.

[BeerParticipant 11832]

experienced wrote:

It’s lose / lose.

True story. I grew up with an older and much larger brother who I’d scrap with all the time, and I’ve spent some time boxing, kickboxing, and training in martial arts, so I’m confident I could handle myself if I absolutely had no choice, but if given a choice I’ll shrug and walk away. If it was legit self defense or protecting a family member or something who was in a truly s~~~ty spot I’d do what I’d have to, but just some tough guy running his mouth at a bar or something, why bother.

Pretty much every time I’ve had someone try to provoke me(as an adult) into fighting its been an obvious drug user s~~~ bag with nothing to lose as they already have a criminal record and don’t have to worry about keeping clean for their job or anything. If I fight and win congrats…I just lost my job when I get hit with an assault charge and could risk getting sued if I hurt him, and if I fight and lose I just got my ass kicked, or possibly permanently f~~~ed up or killed. At the end of the day its going to be him, maybe a couple of his asshole buddies, and some skank who might think he’s cool or something, but to most people you won by walking away and making him irrelevant and he just made himself look like the thug idiot he is.

[RyshParticipant 134]

@ Nero: my last fight is also long since, though I have been training and can do damage. But I figured out that I get along better when I use my intelligence for controlling the whole situation and deciding rationally.

I’m glad to hear you guys take a similar approach.

@ Hitman: Yeah, besides avoiding injuries, staying away from crazy judges is also a point. Which is also a reason why I would not white-knight: I might be injured and/or convicted, which does not serve my interests.

@ Old Sage: When I was young, we did have brawls. But there was a certain code of honour: One on one only. When one went down, there was no kicking in. The victorious one would mock, but not kick. So you always had the option of resigning. I did have brawls where I knew I’d loose, but my point was only to inflict at least some pain to the opponent so that he would look out for easier prey next time.

@ MG: Oh the ambush is a classic one. Never think an issue is settled unless the outcome is acceptable for both, and taking into account what is “acceptable” to nuts people. In fact, if I had to beat up a guy, I would leave the scene immediately not only because of legal issues, but also to avoid a possible second round where the other one gets friends in, or weapons. And there’s nothing worse than a friend who is supposed to cover your back – only that he doesn’t.

Once had it, being out with a guy, and he didn’t take alcohol well. I was also drunken, but I always know exactly what I’m doing. Six guys came up to as and wanted to pass by in peace, and this idiot kept his shoulder out and rammed one of them. I knew that we were both just a few seconds from a beat-up, so I excused and told them he was a drunken idiot. Two of them accepted, two were uncertain, two wanted a brawl. While they were busy deciding, I grabbed a cab, pushed my buddy into it, then myself, and told the driver just to get away. I never went out with him again since his stupidity had put me into danger. But still, right there and then, I didn’t let the man hang with whom I’d been drinking.

Btw., that’s a point especially with guys from Eastern Europe. You drink with them and become friends. If there is an issue and you stand to them, then you have gained friends you can count on. It’s the “buddy” kind of friendship you’ll never have with a woman.

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