Making deals with women vs Making deals with men

[avillaxParticipant 280]

Long story short: I rented my flat on airbnb and needed a friend to hand over the keys and clean the apartment. I told 2 people: My female friend (the only one I’ve had with no sex involved because she has shown to be there for me in multiple times and being sincere, although some times her woman issues p~~~ me off) and my male neighbor.

I told my male neighbor: Hey man can you look after my apartment, hand over the keys to guests and clean after they leave, I’ll give you $20. His answer: “Sure man, no problem”,then he came over and I explained him what to do in a few minutes and that was it.

Female friend, comes over. I asked her exactly the same thing. She tells me we need to sit down as there is something important to talk about and tells me “do not feel afraid”. In my mind I’m like “what the f~~~?”

Then she basically scolds me about being stingy and that 10 days ago a group of her friends invited me a drink and I didn’t invite them back (although I was planning to make a bbq and invite them to repay for their good gesture) and starts mentioning other situations where she supposedly invites me things without caring about the money and how I worried too much about money, blah, blah, blah, and her reasons for helping me being about friendship and not related to money, blah, blah blah.

Finally when the sermon is over I explain her what to do and when I mention giving her the $20 again she starts with another sermon about money and s~~~, until she finally shuts up and we go to a cafe and I pay just for her to not get on my friggin nerves about being stingy.

That’s the difference, men vs women. This is the reason why women can’t be successful in business: they are extremely complicated. If my male friends have to tell me I’m stingy I would have to be really stingy and then they would just mention it jokingly like once in a lifetime.

[BurgundyParticipant 1525]

Well to sum it all up, Women aren’t really complicated, they are just very irrational.

Doing business or trading with women is always a hassle, especially when logic and common sense is a necessary means in coming to an agreement, it’s simply impossible for them to leave out subjective irrational s~~~.

Meanwhile business with fellow men of common sense, often simply goes down to, yes/no, and the logical reason behind it, if further context is needed/asked.

Your female friend also sound like one of those, who help when it’s a means to further her social status, and worry when she might be seen as less of a “great person”, if what’s she’s being asked to help with, doesn’t supply her the means of gaining said social status. Not to mention her seemingly demand to get overpaid, for a simple task.

Since she had to talk about, “how you didn’t full fill the social status quota of gratitude” fast enough.

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10962]

Making deals with any woman is like expecting Santa to be real when you are 15 years old.
BIG disappointment!

She's not looking for love. She's looking for someone to finance the lifestyle that SHE thinks SHE deserves.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

The biggest difference between making a deal with a man vs. a woman is that fact that a man can make a deal and call it good. A woman will still negotiate years after the deal was completed and both sides fulfilled their obligation. She will turn it around years later to where you got the better deal, so now you owe her.

“Remember 10 years ago when you paid me $20 to help you out? Well I bought a bottle of wine, but I dropped it on the way home and it broke. So, really, if you think about it, I didn’t get anything out of that deal. You kinda own me a bottle of wine, because vagina.”

Then if you don’t agree to her f~~~ed up logic, I’m sure she will claim that you “deal raped” her all those years ago……………

Order the good wine

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

More like:

Backstabber vs. Loyalty

Big difference between the two.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[Anonymous 5]

Women are neither complicated or irrational.
Every irrational act is designed and staged to get attention or an unfair advantage.
Mostly they’ll try the cutie-pie sweety routine first but if that doesn’t work she’ll feign irrationality in the form of passive aggression, threats or tears..
Just watch how rational she becomes after you give in and appease her narcissistic demands.
In hindsight, the “complicated” and “Irrational” always has perfect timing to gain the maximum impact. There’s nothing random about it even though it’s presented as being such.
Will they inflict a pound of pain to get an ounce of satisfaction?
Of course!, but that’s not relevant when they’re dealing with a resource (a man)

Toddlers use exactly the same tactics when they can’t get their own way.

[MalfunctionNeedInputParticipant 257]

Anonymous wrote:

Women are neither complicated or irrational.
Every irrational act is designed and staged to get attention or an unfair advantage.
Mostly they’ll try the cutie-pie sweety routine first but if that doesn’t work she’ll feign irrationality in the form of passive aggression, threats or tears..
Just watch how rational she becomes after you give in and appease her narcissistic demands.
In hindsight, the “complicated” and “Irrational” always has perfect timing to gain the maximum impact. There’s nothing random about it even though it’s presented as being such.
Will they inflict a pound of pain to get an ounce of satisfaction?
Of course!, but that’s not relevant when they’re dealing with a resource (a man)

Toddlers use exactly the same tactics when they can’t get their own way.

I think the above is the most correct. Women know what they’re doing it just seems random and/or irrational to men as we don’t think in terms of manipulation and don’t understand any “logic” behind her demands/decisions/actions in a deal.

The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy curiosity. --Einstein

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

Women always have to make a mountain out of a mole hill. They take everything personally and they let their emotions rule their lives. Lecture away bitch. That’s why they can’t succeed in the work place.
“Hey, jessica, I need those papers done”

Explodes in tears
“I can’t! Tommy didn’t like my facebook status, I think he’s cheating on me! Is it because I’m fat? And my plant died, OMG my life is sooo bad. That’s it, I need a day off!”
She then stumbles out the door.

“Hey, Bobby, I need those papers done.”
“Sure thing, boss.”

And that’s why you never work with women.

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[The Skank SpankerParticipant 1372]

When a deal with a man goes wrong, 9 out of 10 times he admits fault.

When a deal with a women goes wrong, 10 out of 10 times she blames others.

I’ve been through too much projects with women at my job. Nowadays I avoid them like the plague. They mix up emotions and logic. They are f~~~ing lazy and don’t do s~~~. And when they do s~~~, they want to do it their way. And if there is a problem, it’s never their fault. They are masters at manipulation.

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