Make you a sandwich?

[LurchParticipant 3866]

That might not be a good idea. Have stepped on the scales recently?

Side note: Is that Trigglypuff?

Blue-Pill Virgin: Women hate me! That's what it is.
MGTOW Man: Hate them back; it works for me.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

She’ll gladly repay you on Tuesday for a sandwich today……….Popeye reference for you young guys.

She must be doing something right. Looks like she’s been pretty successful at getting people to make sandwiches for her. Isn’t Subway looking for a new spokes-whale? Two-fer Tuesday, brought to you by feminism.

Order the good wine

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

Whenever I hear somebody say “make me a sammich” (spelled/pronounced that way) I want to punch them repeatedly in the face. Can’t explain why, just a reflex. It’s like when people type “om nom nom” when referring to eating food. I just want to commit acts of violence upon their person.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

Lurch wrote:

That might not be a good idea. Have stepped on the scales recently?

Side note: Is that Trigglypuff?

She probably wants the six foot party sub, double meat and cheese. Fat f~~~ doesn’t recognize irony of course.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[Spank The MisandristsParticipant 2308]

I wish A “sandwish” would be enough to shut that hippo bitch up! She probably needs 24 California rolls to just warm up her stomach before diving her claws into the main course.

[John Woods 13Participant 2855]

JollyMisanthrope wrote:

I just want to commit acts of violence upon their person.

I like the ‘old style’, academic English speaking. I use it quite often myself. Plus I agree with you on this one.

The answer is NO. “I could but I won’t”. Memini murum!

[Anonymous 11]

Frankly, I just don’t have enough money to make the kind of sandwich she needs to sustain herself.

[hmskl’dParticipant 6413]

No woman has made me a sandwich for the past fifteen years .. so her words mean absolutely nothing to me. All I have to say to her is that .. I’ll continue making my own tyvm .. and no, I won’t make you one. I don’t even want to know any of your many sandwich preferences.

.. to be totally honest, there’s a remote possibility that some girl in a restaurant kitchen has put together a sandwich for me without my knowledge during past decade .. but those boughten ones lapped together by a woman in the depths of some greasy spoon establishment are usually cruddy anyway so they don’t count.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

I never understood why women are so “offended” by a man’s simple wish for a sandwich. Compare it to all the s~~~ women command and demand from men, a sammich is nothing. She should be THRILLED that’s all he’s asking for.

That’s like a man holding a sign that says “NO. YOU BUY ME AN ENGAGEMENT RING”.

How to you like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFkb0HAX2Zk

Those demanding entitlement broads would be making a man a sandwich 3X a day for the next 165 years – just to be even with the f~~~ing RING. So give it a rest, bitch. Drop the fork and hit the treadmill and maybe a man will make you a sandwich.

If you could get a woman to “just want a sandwich”…..
She would want it mined by a child and mounted on a platinum band.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

Lurch wrote:

That might not be a good idea. Have stepped on the scales recently?

Side note: Is that Trigglypuff?

I am afraid if i make you are a sandwich your heart will give out and i will be charged with third degree murder.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

JollyMisanthrope wrote:

Whenever I hear somebody say “make me a sammich” (spelled/pronounced that way) I want to punch them repeatedly in the face.

If they do it consistently that’s understandable. But if they only use that spelling on specific occasions, such as when mocking and belittling feminists, it’s entirely appropriate and amusing. Take these two examples:

: “I think I would like to procure a sandwich. What say you?”
: “I concur. A sandwich would be very agreeable. Let us repair to the sandwich shop forthwith.”

: “Blah blah patriarchy blah blah rape culture blah blah wage gap blah blah…”
: “Bitch make me a sammich.”

See the difference?

A sandwich is a food item made by placing edibles with one or more slices of bread. A good sandwich takes a certain amount of skill and knowledge to create. A sammich is similar to a sandwich but is much much simpler, and yet is still beyond the wits of feminists to make one.

[Mango IngawayParticipant 2264]

Looks like she’s already had enough sandwiches to be honest.

I hope she never gets married, the hubby whould have to earn above 100 k a year to keep the beast fed.

It is a common failing of childhood to think that if one makes a hero out of a demon the demon will be satisfied.

[SmeeParticipant 228]

Went Camping – -Nooooooooooooo.

That’s not blubber – look at her – that’s egg constipation – I mean who’d f~~~ that ?

Get the fire hoses and the spermacidal jelly out, I’m going in, gotta save a Bro.

Smee Again

[Anonymous 1]

I wonder what the running costs are to sustain such a body mass?

The sort of land whale that eventually gets banned from the ‘all you can eat’ buffet.

Go easy, lads. Probably a “thyroid” issue.

Bloody thyroids!!

[Big BossParticipant 4496]

Lurch wrote:

That might not be a good idea. Have stepped on the scales recently?

Side note: Is that Trigglypuff?

Bitch, you clearly have had enough to eat! Eating isn’t a sport.

[SmeeParticipant 228]

‘No YOU make ME a sandwich’ ??

I’m gonna go all Jesus on you now.

He used a loaf and some fishes to feed 5,000: well I can do better.

I’ll take the loaf and her and feed 10,000

Smee Again

[Anonymous 22]

She doesn’t have to eat anything for 2 weeks.

[RennieParticipant]

That’s fine, I can make a sandwich better than you any day.

[narwhalParticipant]

The whole sandwich things is always made to instigate a negative response. It’s never said in a manner where you’re asking, it’s always a command. It’s pretty much trolling, as I see it.

However, KM is 100% right in that a sandwich is a tremendously small request compared to the ring and everything else a woman expects a man to provide on her behalf. It’s the secret equation that never comes up, as it exposes how unequal a woman’s quest for equal actually is.

Aside: I honestly don’t want anybody making me a sandwich…just feels unsanitary to me. The only time I get a sandwich cold is when it’s provided at a work lunch and there are no other options. Otherwise, it’s a hot sandwich or I make it myself.

Ok. Then do it.

[Ronin De NiroParticipant 200]

Or many.

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