Made the mistake of meeting a blue pill buddy and his girlfriend for lunch

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

I got to the bar about ten minutes late.

This actually happened. . .

I saw them sitting at a table. They were both literally staring into each others eyes.

I grabbed a chair, sat down and started talking to my buddy. He didn’t even acknowledge my presence as they continued staring at each other.

Then he said to her ‘Have I told you how beautiful you are?’

And she responded ‘Have I told you how much I love you?’

They kept staring at each other. My buddy eventually looked over at me for about 5 seconds before reconnecting with her.

I sat there for over an hour and in order to deal with the situation had to drink six IPAs and two shots of Jagermeister.

Later that night I called my buddy and tried to break through to him on the phone. The conversation included him telling me that if he was the size of an action figure, that he would just ‘crawl inside her vagina and live there.’

At this point, he is a total lost cause and way past the point of no return.

 

[SnakeSpectator 2080]

how old are they?

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

Snake wrote:

how old are they?

He is 32

She is 29

[BryantParticipant 229]

yeah mistake about sums it up.

yep

"He who lives with honor dies with honor."

[DakotaParticipant 341]

Well…she cast out to about the middle of the stream, pulled the line ever so gently then…WAMMO!…she hooked a chump fish.

The only thing left is for her to marry him, squeeze out a few, f~~~ his best friend (you), and take him to court where some mangina in a black robe will order everything he has, and everything he will have for the next 20 years, place in her pocket.  Like I said…chump.

[SnakeSpectator 2080]

Well, I hope he enjoys himself, but he has no excuse at 32 when things go bad. How many men need to get false rape charges on them, how many men need to be divorce raped, paternity frauded, children taken from them, etc, before they get the memo. Cupcake doesn’t love you, never did, and can f~~~ your ass up quicker then lightning. And the harder and faster he falls for her…..literally the harder and faster he falls, lol.

[Helen be DamnedParticipant 480]

It is for this reason that my circle of friends has been drastically reshaped. The married one is a great guy but I only see his marriage going a few years and I don’t know how to tell him, the people I meet that have any kind of gf instantly activate my “don’t converse with it and it won’t notice you exist” reflex (because if you converse with it, you see what an empty shell of a being it is, this going for both of them,) and the blue pill one that I can manage to stand has had just enough of a reality check with his baby’s mother I can manage to hold my breath through the bulls~~~ he spews, because there are many times I feel he is not a lost cause. I don’t want to hide MGTOW, but I know that the blue pill won’t let them see the truth. It’s odd how they can be “accepting”  of so many things, but tell them you have no interest in relationships or marriage and they have to label you or else they think you are insane.

"You can keep your soul, I don't want a cell-mate." - Them Crooked Vultures

[chirParticipant]

She snagged her beta.  Expect him to be locked in with a child then subsequently hoovered for every scrap of money he has.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[Anonymous 1]

Sky-O wrote:

The conversation included him telling me that if he was the size of an action figure, that he would just ‘crawl inside her vagina and live there.’

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WHAT?!?!

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

We’ll all be here waiting for him ☺

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Sky-O wrote:

Then he said to her ‘Have I told you how beautiful you are?’

And she responded ‘Have I told you how much I love you?’

MANSLATION: “Have I told you how much I love how easily whipped you are? Please continue.”

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[harpo-my-“SON”Participant 2410]

Sky-0 wrote: I sat there for over an hour and in order to deal with the situation had to drink six IPAs and two shots of Jagermeister.

I could never have lasted an hour..

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at those who misunderstand me. Kind mockery at the well intentioned, but unfettered cruelty towards those would be prison guards of my creative possibilities. This so as to learn as much from misunderstanding as from understanding. Taking pleasure in worthy opponents and making language fluid and flowing like a river yet pointed and precise as a dagger. Contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful linguistic dance, A verbal martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.

[RoyDalParticipant]

Snake wrote:

Well, I hope he enjoys himself, but he has no excuse at 32 when things go bad. How many men need to get false rape charges on them, how many men need to be divorce raped, paternity frauded, children taken from them, etc, before they get the memo. Cupcake doesn’t love you, never did, and can f~~~ your ass up quicker then lightning. And the harder and faster he falls for her…..literally the harder and faster he falls, lol.

There’s a never ending supply of simps, isn’t’ there?!

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[RedHeadedStrangerParticipant 204]

Anonymous wrote:

Sky-O wrote:

The conversation included him telling me that if he was the size of an action figure, that he would just ‘crawl inside her vagina and live there.’

… … … WHAT?!?!

hahahahaha  beat me to it.  my friends know better than to say some dopey s~~~ like that.  I can’t stop laughing.

[treelville..miamiParticipant 893]

He’s f~~~ed! Sounds like me before I woke the f~~~ up.

"The wounds of honor are self inflicted"

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

He’s not an action figure so he won’t fit in there right now, but his b~~~~ are already there…

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[MOWsince95Participant 1446]

This will be your retarded bluepill action figure friend once the truth hits:

If you are MGTOW when you are young you have no heart.
If you're not MGTOW when you are 20 you have no brain.

[Schaefe89Participant 163]

rip to your friends mandhood

[peterfaParticipant 833]

Infatuation. I don’t know about her side, maybe she’s so pathetic that she confuses his infatuation with her power to rule men. He’s actually just milking her for all the pleasure chemicals he can get. He doesn’t love her, he’s infatuated. Now what they do is a tad rude and obnoxious.

I actually might relate to him. He seems like he has weak boundaries, which is something I have, and that has put me in situations with women just like his.

[experiencedParticipant]

Definition of any: “blue pill buddy and his girlfriend” = tag team jackasses.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

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