Lotion

[LeitnainParticipant 32]

I honestly think that if you don’t find this funny you have no sense of humor.

Greenskeepers – Lotion

I’m looking down the hole;
You’re looking up at me.
You’re cold and tired,
That is easy to see.
Lower the rope to you,
a bucket on the line.
Your membrane will be soft and smooth;
And your heart will be mine.

It rubs the lotion on its skin,
Or else it get the hose again.
It rubs the lotion on its skin,
Or else it get the hose again.
Yes, Precious, it gets the hose.

The look inside your eyes
Drives me from control
Evoking visions
Of my favorite casserole;
And if I eat your heart
I’ll also bite your soul;
And when I’m done with that
I’ll use your skull as a bowl.

It rubs the lotion on its skin,
Or else it get the hose again.
It rubs the lotion on its skin,
Or else it get the hose again.
It gets the hose.

It puts the lotion in the basket
Yes it does.
Put the lotion in the basket
Put the lotion in the basket, now.
Put the lotion in the basket, NOW!
And It DOES!!!

GOOOOOD!!!
GOOOOOD!!!

The night is very cold.
I’m feeling kind of weak.
I think I’ll make myself a cap from your right buttocks cheek;
And then I will go walking with my little dog;
and then I’ll bury you underneath a log.

It rubs the lotion on its skin,
Or else it get the hose again.
It rubs the lotion on its skin,
Or else it get the hose again.
Yes, it does Precious.

It puts the lotion in the basket.
Bitch. put the lotion in the basket!
Oh, put the lotion in the f~~~ing basket!
Bitch, put the lotion in the basket!

GOOOOOD!!!

"Life hath no spring, no axle, and no end." - Aleister Crowley, Hymn to Lucifer

[Anonymous 43]

umm we don’t do that here.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Leitnain wrote:

I honestly think that if you don’t find this funny you have no sense of humor.

Then “honestly” . . . . you’re mentally sick in the f~~~ing head.

How is this “funny” to you?
What part is “funny”?

If you honestly believed it’s funny, then imagine delivering those lines to an audience. Do you “honestly” believe there would be laughter?

This is based on the story line of the drama/horror film: Silence of the Lambs. I know it well – even “by heart” in some places – because I do an excellent imitation of Hannibal Lecter’s voice. THAT is something people always find “funny”…. but not because of the subject matter. If I said it in my own voice, it wouldn’t be funny at all. Nobody was laughing in the theatre during that scene either, so it’s anybody’s guess why you think it’s “funny”.

Your “sense of humor” is not what you think it is.

is this “funny” to you?
Because they sure are laughing a lot.

That’s a real life horror show.

I am THRILLED to not have that kind of “sense of humor”, thankyouverymuch.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[VirgilParticipant 970]

And if I eat your heart
I’ll also bite your soul;
And when I’m done with that
I’ll use your skull as a bowl.

This is some rather dark imagery bordering on satanic.

By this standard not sure I have a sense of humor either.

Hope that someday I may lead others the path I have learned. As Virgil led Dante through Hell.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Nothing funny here. Suggesting we kill woman for the sake of making a skin coat is beyond sick. Get some help.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Leitnain wrote:

“Life hath no spring, no axle, and no end.” – Aleister Crowley, Hymn to Lucifer

Virgil wrote:

This is some rather dark imagery bordering on satanic.

It IS Satanic

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[BlacqueJacqueShellacqueParticipant 6890]

This is not a “that place” buddy. We don’t hate, we walk away. Best of luck and peace to you.

[LeitnainParticipant 32]

Anonymous wrote:

umm we don’t do that here.

Do what here?? o.O

Keymaster wrote:

Leitnain wrote:

I honestly think that if you don’t find this funny you have no sense of humor.

Then “honestly” . . . . you’re mentally sick in the f~~~ing head.

How is this “funny” to you?
What part is “funny”?

If you honestly believed it’s funny, then imagine delivering those lines to an audience. Do you “honestly” believe there would be laughter?

This is based on the story line of the drama/horror film: Silence of the Lambs. I know it well – even “by heart” in some places – because I do an excellent imitation of Hannibal Lecter’s voice. THAT is something people always find “funny”…. but not because of the subject matter. If I said it in my own voice, it wouldn’t be funny at all. Nobody was laughing in the theatre during that scene either, so it’s anybody’s guess why you think it’s “funny”.

Your “sense of humor” is not what you think it is.

is this “funny” to you?
Because they sure are laughing a lot.

That’s a real life horror show.

I am THRILLED to not have that kind of “sense of humor”, thankyouverymuch.

Don’t you have a boss, or a family, or a child, or someone to argue with besides people on the internet? Now I agree that is truly a sad thing, but buddy, if you think that’s a real horror show and it’s on a television or computer screen and not directly in front of you then you don’t even know what real horror is yet until you’ve have those sorts of experiences. I was referring to fiction, you’re the one that made it into a reality trying to insinuate something that was never in the context at all.

FrostByte wrote:

Nothing funny here. Suggesting we kill woman for the sake of making a skin coat is beyond sick. Get some help.

I’m not suggesting anything at all. It’s satire based upon a fictional story because the antagonist is absolutely over-the-top ridiculously delusional. When fiction is written in that style it’s meant to be memorable and satire is sort of a long-term expectation as a marketing ploy. You people are looking entirely too far into it.

FrostByte wrote:

Leitnain wrote:

“Life hath no spring, no axle, and no end.” – Aleister Crowley, Hymn to Lucifer

Virgil wrote:

This is some rather dark imagery bordering on satanic.

It IS Satanic

There is nothing remotely Satanic about Silence of the Lambs, or anything about the original post. I was not in any way suggesting we go aloft killing women and taking their skin. But in all seriousness: believe me, if I were going to make a blatantly Satanic post, I would have done so without any sort of care or hesitation. But I digress because my personal matters and views have literally nothing to do with the original post at all.

BlacqueJacqueShellacque wrote:

This is not a “that place” buddy. We don’t hate, we walk away. Best of luck and peace to you.

I reiterate: You people are looking entirely too far into it.
This is literally AS BAD and AS DUMB as Dee Snider Vs. Tipper Gore and the PMRC, and I don’t even like Twisted Sister.

"Life hath no spring, no axle, and no end." - Aleister Crowley, Hymn to Lucifer

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