Lord Tumbleweed And The Aristocratic Prat

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5225]

Take a trip to the mid-west
Where the cactus grows and the tumbleweed blows
Amongst the men in tobacco stained vests

Frequent the local saloon bar
Where you can see from afar
An aristocratic prat
A Kansas cowboy in a top hat

The silly old fool
Sitting on a wooden stool
Wearing a confederate cravat

Orders gin after gin
Sees Lord Tumbleweed walk in and,
Smiles with a Cheshire Cat grin

Shouts
“What you having, you are late!”
As Lord Tumbleweed struts over
With a John Wayne gait

“I’ll have a Earl Grey Tea
With an umbrella in a pint of Stella and,
A tin of spaghetti”

Twenty gins downed
The aristocratic prat frowns, and says

“I have to go
I have a prior engagement with an Armadillo!”

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