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  • #290319
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    Sam Fisher
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    This post is from 4Chan, so I sense that this is a troll made by some kid who is trying to make a point hahaha.

    The last place you’d want to look for a date is 4Chan. Trust me, that place is ruthless.

    #290349
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    XSDBS
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    It’s a joke, right?

    I laughed, so it must be…

    #290356
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    Blue Skies
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    Trudeau says “poverty is sexist”

    read the list of stats in the comments

    TFW your own national leader doesn’t know the actual statistics of his pet cause.

    MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

    #290374
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    Boar
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    Well, even if it is a joke, in five years that singles ad will be the average for whimyn….

    Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

    #290381
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    Keymaster
    Keymaster
    Keymaster

    What is impressive is that we even have to wonder if this is fake

    YES^^

    And what’s even more impressive is that it doesn’t matter if it’s fake or real, I have seen enough of that “If you don’t do XX you’re not a “real man” s~~~” and have heard it said about men UNWILLING TO DIE for female comfort and convenience.

    And so has everyone else.

    There are the “WE WANTS” and the “YOU’D BETTERS” and the authenticity of this one graphic doesn’t make a bit of difference.

    The post is real.

    The post is real whether it ever existed or not just look around.

    It’s “joke of the day” on the homepage right now. But I don’t take anything a woman says seriously anymore, whether she types “MAN UP AND SUPPORT ME” or “I BAKE A GREAT LASAGNA LET ME COOK FOR YOU! I THINK THAT WOULD BE A NICE FIRST DATE”, nobody would believe it either way.

    The answer is still NO. SINGLE. MOTHERS.

    If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.
    #290382
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    Bigboy83
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    Shes being sarcastic, don’t buy it.

    She’s mocking us.

    Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

    #290403
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    HAHAHAHAHA!

    On a related note, I’ve got a 1993 honda civic, it’s all rusted out, no tires, no engine, been sitting for 20 rotting away. Asking price is 14,000 FIRM, don’t try to lowball me. Serious offers only!

    LOL. When women come at you with demands and then listing all the reasons why not to get with her all in a paragraph. LOL. Women are f~~~ing delusional.

    Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

    #290414
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    RealityBites
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    It means: NO SEX but you get to PAY for the Privilege of being seen with me in public and the PRIVILEGE of PAYING for another Man’s kids (in this case: 5 Chad Thunderc~~~’s)

    #290426
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    FunInTheSun
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    Some guy probably used a random photo and put that ad online just to troll people.

    If I was 6’2″ and made $100,000 a year, I wouldn’t be spending my time looking at BBW dating ads…so deal with it.

    "I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

    #290439
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    Mr. Spock
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    Well, I have a solution for her problem. If she wants 100K to take care of her 5 kids from 5 different dads, she should just marry all 5 of the Chad’s. I bet each one makes about 20K a year, at least one of them has to have a car and another a house and the children will get to see their dad(s).
    All the problems solved.

    Real or not, there are enough bitches like this and even if it is fake, the context is very real.
    F~~~ that c~~~.

    Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

    #290498
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    Anonymous
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    I didn’t know it was like this

    #290528
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    Joetech
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    You guys that think this ad is fake have never been to certain parts of South Carolina and Alabama where women like this abound. She’s a used motorhome ad, and yeah, I think she’s real as hell. I remember telling girls like this to go to hell when I was your age.

    "Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

    #290543
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    Grumpy
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    Even though this made me laugh.

    I’d give credence to it possibly being legit due to actually having met women like this.
    4’11’ – 5’6″ multiple womb turds from a variety of genetic donors, all of them over weight (150 – 300lb). All of them thinking they are something special and “deserve” better than what they can offer rather than the cum dumpsters they truly are.
    Everyone is tall when you’re 4’11” ffs..

    Mind you, they did actually end up with the bottom of the gene pool men that would have anything to do with them.

    There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

    #290571
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    Sidecar
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    this can’t be real. $20 says this was made by a guy

    I’ll take that bet.

    Sorry @Key, but I’m going to have to agree with @russky here. This one’s a fake.

    How do I know? Well despite the fact that it’s identical to dozens of ads from single mothers you can find all over the internet any day of the week, there is one crucial difference that marks this as a fake.

    The spelling and grammar are too good.

    This was written by a man. Admittedly a man who knows women all too well, but a man nonetheless.

    What matters here is that even with the correct grammar and spelling, the content is so true to life that it might as well be real.

    #290590

    Anonymous
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    A single mother has slept with one man too many.

    Case closed.

    #290630

    Anonymous
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    The price of pussy hit rock bottom, because it’s so easy to get. Now women are trying to inflate the price.

    It’s like trying to sell a bucket of oxygen for $1million.

    Self reflection for women:

    female self reflection

    #290653
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    The_Young
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    Sorry to burst your bubble OP but this is 100% fake. it came from 4chan

    Brother, we need to stick together.

    #290829
    Narwhal
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    No doubt this is fake, but as has been pointed out, women like this definitely exist. I wouldn’t be surprised if the writer actually knows the woman in the picture and modeled the ad after her…stating the truth, just not the way said woman would have said it.

    The 300 men thing is the dead give away to me. There is no reason, no manipulation to be had by saying that. A woman wouldn’t bother with that. She’d simply say she’s had her fun and is ready to settle down, or has enough experience to know what she wants. Alternatively, if she wanted to sell sex, she’d just say that her experience has made her good or something like that.

    As well, a woman who is that picky is going to have some completely irrelevant requirement, like wanting a man who likes dogs, or being near water, or is a foodie like her (ie, likes to spend money on expensive food and won’t complain about her extra weight)

    Ok. Then do it.

    #290845
    Rockmaninoff
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    I’m with Russky. It’s a a 4chan post; it’s a piece of satire.

    ". . . elle, suivant l’usage des femmes et des chats qui ne viennent pas quand on les appelle et qui viennent quand on ne les appelle pas, s’arrêta devant moi et m’adressa la parole"—Prosper Mérimée

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    Samsquanch
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    What’s her #?

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