Line up gents – this one's a keeper

[Frank V.Participant 2445]

Damn ! Sexytina1980 didn’t just hit the wall, but got sued to pay the bricklayers to put it back together !

“That ain’t no picture- that’s birth control !”

Frank V.

[Anonymous 42]

Daredevil/long-term? WTF!
There’s bold pilots, there’s old pilots, but there’s no old bold pilots!

Daredevil na’ try “HOME-BODY, like to snuggle” (VOMIT).

1 of 2 children? again C-Pig, WTF! Single child! she gets the whole pot of inherited GOLD! UNCONTESTED!

Cat, really? BULL S~~~! Fish tank, homebody and lonely (VOMIT).

If you’re gonna feed em s~~~, connect them directly to the sewer plan!

Now get back to work and build that irresistible profile gold digger trap! Gold is to these diggers what a wheel of cheese is to a dumpster rat!

[LurchParticipant 3866]

Anonymous wrote:

Hello.

Sorry to say, despite your skillfully crafted piece of word-smithing, this is where you’ll loose 99% of women. Based on the one word answers I get from my foolish days thinking dating sites would work (Gawd, how dumb was I then. ◕_◕), it’s obvious that women today can’t think past the first word.

Blue-Pill Virgin: Women hate me! That's what it is.
MGTOW Man: Hate them back; it works for me.

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

That is a bit over the top. Only a professional gold digger would contact you.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[Anonymous 1]

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=73354128

this one claims to be 35. dafuq?? i’m 32 and she looks old enough to be my nan.

….and non smoker my arse. look at that skin!!!

how do the POF users amongst us go sifting through this s~~~, without wanting to gouge your eyes out?

She must have replaced the standard lighting in her house with UV bulbs. My grandad wouldn’t f~~~ that, and not just because he’s 6 feet under.

[boisdevieParticipant 257]

She’s in my hometown. Boy does she look rough – like somebody has been chopping wood on her face. And such a smiler.

[Anonymous 11]

Anonymous wrote:

C-P, 150k+! 21 to 32! Are you F~~~ing NUTS??

150k+ 18 ONLY!!! F~~~ 19 and older! They’re just that much closer to the wall!

Oh, I don’t really give a f~~~ about this. I’m doing a 4 part experiment to measure the responses. The Last run is “nice guy” hunk Chad. I’ve got some other pictures of him too. Gotta wait for the hamsters to forget.

I will incorporate some of Tower’s suggestions for new Chad. Perfect gold digger trap…Hmm, how do we build it?

All I know as the arrogant, daredevil, and asshole, Chad had women contacting him. They are even replying to my brief reply. I’ve dropped them w/o warning as they do us. The quality is very poor for a man of Chad’s caliber on POF.

This just proving that online dating is worthless.

@jan: I had a few professional certified gold diggers viewing me. I need to trap them into contacting me first. That would be a better MGTOW research goal.

Anonymous wrote:

Daredevil na’ try “HOME-BODY, like to snuggle” (VOMIT).

1 of 2 children? again C-Pig, WTF! Single child! she gets the whole pot of inherited GOLD! UNCONTESTED!

Cat, really? BULL S~~~! Fish tank, homebody and lonely (VOMIT).

Check on 1, on 2, and 3 (VOMIT)

Interests: “Homebody, like to snuggle, fine dining” (VOMIT)

Run #4 Profile(Open for suggestions):

My older brother was stillborn 😉

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

Gotta wait for the hamsters to forget.

Hamster memory, 2 hours, tops!
One other thing? How can you be the second born only child? Chicks will sniff that s~~~ out, iron clad your bulls~~~, just like they do!

Be that Golden Knight in shining wallet! That bottomless ATM machine! That closet full of SHOES! That nice Mercedes Benz! That timeshare on a tropical beach! That 2 week cruse with fine dining in foreign ports! 300 dollar bottles of wine! GOLD AND SILVER KNEE F~~~ING DEEP! <evil laugh, mooo hoo whoo waa ha ha ha ha>

Money can and does buy you love a gold-digging back-stabbing bank-robbing vampire of the dirty deep!

Some people may think we’re PRICKS, not so, we’re feeding gold diggers sacks of MGTOW coal!

Santa Clause would more than agree! I bet he’d let us use his sled to haul the coal!

That’s right you vampires of the deep, coal for you and gold for me!

[Zuberi TauParticipant 10606]

Education = High School
Age=45
Profession=I’m looking for sum one to love me and my kids

F~~~ that noise!

[Anonymous 11]

@Tower:

Took care of the second born thing. I moved myself over to “widowed” from “single”. I want to look tamable, wealthy, and lonely.

Going to hold off releasing this for a few weeks so we have plenty of time to perfect it.

[NewgroundsParticipant 558]

luv me and my 2 daughters plz I had abusive boyfriends ;^(
we can go eat at olive gartin my exez pay me chillied support

|Right Wing Death Squad| Swallowed both Red Pills /pol/MGTOW

[bob__Participant 946]

Profession Single mum

Bad news. She has kids she wants you to pay for.

How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious

Right.

[Deus Ex MachinaParticipant 1068]

Wow!,

I don’t know about you, but she turns me the f~~~! on.

(Sarcasm).

"If You have the Tooth of a Whale, You must have the Whale's Jaw to hold it". (i.e. One Must have the right qualifications for leadership) -Hawaiian Proverb

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

Took care of the second born thing. I moved myself over to “widowed” from “single”. I want to look tamable, wealthy, and lonely.

Hey C-Pig, I’m glad I’m not on your s~~~ list! and in range!
Do you use a sledgehammer to pound down thumbtacks? Or do you use a .22 Remington nail gun? Your ruthlessness is admirable!
Go ahead, drop the gang plank on their heads, see if I care….

[Anonymous 11]

Anonymous wrote:

Your ruthlessness is admirable!

Thanks. I’m constructing the tsar bomba of gold digger traps. I’m about to hurl from it.

Is it proper to have a woman have dinner on your 52′ Bertram on a first date?

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

Is it proper to have a woman have dinner on your 52′ Bertram on a first date?

Only if there’s one life preserver! Or a blown 350 engine block with a length of chain. Other than than that I see no purpose!

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