Limericks anyone?

[MGTOW@50Participant 225]

Ok, I’ll get us started:

A highway patrol buff named Claire,
Once screwed half the troop on a dare,
As she got piping hot,
Steam rose from her t~~~,
So they nicknamed her ‘Smokey the Bear’.

[MGTOW@50Participant 225]

There once was a hermit named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in his cave.
“I know it’s a sin,”
He said with a grin,
“But think of the money I save!”

[joetechParticipant]

There once was a sheppard named Bruno,
Who said sex is one thing I do know,
He said cattle are fine and sheep are divine,
but llamas are numero uno.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[Anonymous 7]

Dice Clay!!!!!

[BlacqueJacqueShellacqueParticipant 6890]

There was a Young Man from Kent
Whose Rod was so long it bent.
So to save himself trouble
He bent it in double,
And instead of coming – he went!

A strange young fellow from Leeds
Rashly swallowed a package of seeds.
Great tufts of fine grass
Sprouted out of his ass
And his b~~~~ were covered with weeds.

[Anonymous 43]

There once was a man named May
Whose wife just threw him away
she took up with a Chad
and now May is glad
To have gone his own way.

[joetechParticipant]

There once was lady from Arden,
who sucked off a man in the garden,
When he said my dear Flo, where does all that stuff go?
She said, GULP, I beg your pardon?

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[KeymasterKeymaster]

There once was a man from BelAir
Who liked to have sex on the stairs.
The bannister broke
He doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air!

There once was a man from Nantucket.
Who’s dick was so big he could suck it!
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear were a c~~~, I could f~~~ it!

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

There once was a girl from Hobocken
Who swore that her cherry was broken
From riding her bike down a cobblestone pike
But really it was broken from pokin’

There once was a girl from Peru
With nothing better to do
Than sit on her stairs and count her pubic hairs
Four thousand, three hundred and two

Order the good wine

[shaunozParticipant 512]

There was a young girl from Madras
Who had a beautiful ass
it wasn’t round and pink, like most people think
But was grey, had long ears, and et grass

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