Limericks anyone?

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  • #600048
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    MGTOW@50
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    Ok, I’ll get us started:

    A highway patrol buff named Claire,
    Once screwed half the troop on a dare,
    As she got piping hot,
    Steam rose from her t~~~,
    So they nicknamed her ‘Smokey the Bear’.

    #600052
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    MGTOW@50
    MGTOW@50
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    There once was a hermit named Dave
    Who kept a dead whore in his cave.
    “I know it’s a sin,”
    He said with a grin,
    “But think of the money I save!”

    #600059
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    Joetech
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    There once was a sheppard named Bruno,
    Who said sex is one thing I do know,
    He said cattle are fine and sheep are divine,
    but llamas are numero uno.

    "Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

    #600110
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    Anonymous
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    Dice Clay!!!!!

    #600114
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    BlacqueJacqueShellacque
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    6890

    There was a Young Man from Kent
    Whose Rod was so long it bent.
    So to save himself trouble
    He bent it in double,
    And instead of coming – he went!

    A strange young fellow from Leeds
    Rashly swallowed a package of seeds.
    Great tufts of fine grass
    Sprouted out of his ass
    And his b~~~~ were covered with weeds.

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    Anonymous
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    There once was a man named May
    Whose wife just threw him away
    she took up with a Chad
    and now May is glad
    To have gone his own way.

    #600176
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    Joetech
    joetech
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    There once was lady from Arden,
    who sucked off a man in the garden,
    When he said my dear Flo, where does all that stuff go?
    She said, GULP, I beg your pardon?

    "Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

    #600262
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    Keymaster
    Keymaster
    Keymaster

    There once was a man from BelAir
    Who liked to have sex on the stairs.
    The bannister broke
    He doubled his stroke,
    And finished her off in mid-air!

    There once was a man from Nantucket.
    Who’s dick was so big he could suck it!
    He said with a grin
    As he wiped off his chin,
    If my ear were a c~~~, I could f~~~ it!

    If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.
    #600388
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    TaxGuy
    TaxGuy
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    There once was a girl from Hobocken
    Who swore that her cherry was broken
    From riding her bike down a cobblestone pike
    But really it was broken from pokin’

    There once was a girl from Peru
    With nothing better to do
    Than sit on her stairs and count her pubic hairs
    Four thousand, three hundred and two

    Order the good wine

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    Shaunoz
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    There was a young girl from Madras
    Who had a beautiful ass
    it wasn’t round and pink, like most people think
    But was grey, had long ears, and et grass

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