Like a MGTOW

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

Ran into an ex earlier today. The conversation was brief. Very brief.

Did you finally get a girlfriend?
Me: What are they good for?
Stammering….
Me: That’s okay. I can’t come up with any answers either. (Start walking away without saying bye)
Wait, where are you going?
Me: Oh, sorry, our conversation was boring and my feet work. (Kept walking. Did not look back)

Wondering how long before my phone rings.

[Knarley BobParticipant 2219]

I don’t own a cell, and my landline is unlisted….mine will NEVER ring.

OATHKEEPERS, not on our watch. MOLON LABE

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Knarley Bob wrote:

I don’t own a cell, and my landline is unlisted….mine will NEVER ring.

Seriusly?

If something im planning happens i will do the same.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Slayher wrote:

Ran into an ex earlier today. The conversation was brief. Very brief.
<i class=”fas fa-female”></i> Did you finally get a girlfriend?Me: What are they good for?<i class=”fas fa-female”></i> Stammering….Me: That’s okay. I can’t come up with any answers either. (Start walking away without saying bye)<i class=”fas fa-female”></i> Wait, where are you going?Me: Oh, sorry, our conversation was boring and my feet work. (Kept walking. Did not look back)
Wondering how long before my phone rings.

Hahaha, awesome.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[MonkParticipant 17038]

Slayher wrote:

R”Did you finally get a girlfriend?”

Checking to see if reverse monkey branching is an option.

‘Finally’ is an insult.

[ZoidbergParticipant 965]

Slayher wrote:

Me: That’s okay. I can’t come up with any answers either.

Mic drop. 😀

[AutoliteParticipant]

Women will stand by the ‘fish-bicycle’ cliche but are absolutely baffled when men will say that they neither want nor need a GF. The phase just happens to be true for more and more men also. What is so difficult to understand about that???

[HermitParticipant]

Autolite wrote:

Women will stand by the ‘fish-bicycle’ cliche but are absolutely baffled when men will say that they neither want nor need a GF. The phase just happens to be true for more and more men also. What is so difficult to understand about that???

Most women don’t like to be alone. After the divorce, my x still had my son to keep her company. She asked me, “Don’t you get lonely living by yourself?” Ha, I said, “Lonely….???……hell no…..I love living alone!”

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

Hermit wrote:

“Don’t you get lonely living by yourself?”

Funny. I get asked a lot, “Don’t you get lonely?”

My answer: “Only around people.”

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