Life Insurance ads

[lonestar77Participant 406]

I just need to rant about all these life insurance ad’s I’ve been hearing lately. I’m sick of how every ad is geared towards the MAN of the household. One ad said something like ” got engaged? got married? got a baby? Celebrate your life events by protecting your family”.  CELEBRATE is the word they used. Makes me want to throw up, eat some more, then throw up again.

The only thing I celebrate is the fact that I have NONE of those godforsaken things. Also does anyone know of any woman that ever applied and pays for their family’s life insurance policy? I’m going to guess no on that one..

Life insurance is just another tool women use to suck out every last penny from us…even after death!

 

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

This got me thinking – what if life insurance can actually be a helpful tool to keep your younger wife from straying?

But yeah – “life insurance” is a very illogical and ridiculous concept, kinda like “abortion lottery” or something like that

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[harpo-my-“SON”Participant 2410]

Life insurance or any insurance for that matter is nothing more than selling a promise. Give us some money, every month forever and we promise to bail you out of a specific jam should you ever find yourself in that specific situation in the future.

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at those who misunderstand me. Kind mockery at the well intentioned, but unfettered cruelty towards those would be prison guards of my creative possibilities. This so as to learn as much from misunderstanding as from understanding. Taking pleasure in worthy opponents and making language fluid and flowing like a river yet pointed and precise as a dagger. Contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful linguistic dance, A verbal martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.

[experiencedParticipant]

@harpomason,  Marriage is insurance against being alone without sex, and just like most insurance, fails miserably when the s~~~ hits the fan.  “Give us money every month forever [locked in]and we promise[kinda sorta]..”

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

Russky wrote:

This got me thinking – what if life insurance can actually be a helpful tool to keep your younger wife from straying?

 

NO

Not only does a man not have any control over whether a woman he is with decides to put another dick inside one of her orifices when he is alive.

There is no law that prevents her from taking AC (alternate c~~~) once he is dead, based on the fact that she has access to money from his life insurance.

As a matter of fact, once a guy that lists a bitch as a beneficiary on his life insurance dies, and she has access to the money: There is a 99.9% chance that with the money, she would turn the c~~~ fest totally on at that point.

[RayBandakuParticipant 888]

If they sell marriage/divorce insurance, they would be out of business in no time.

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

They should just change the ads for men to get life insurance to. . . . .

 

‘Life insurance. Peace of mind so you know that the vagina you use to f~~~ is well taken care of when she is out f~~~ing other guys after you die.’

 

LOL

 

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