Lie to me!!!

[chirParticipant]

ValleyFever101 wrote:

Binary Logic wrote:

Somewhere offshore, a great white shark is weeping.

Cause he got a yeast infection from the crud washing off the whale cooch…

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[BDParticipant 1146]

Never fear, man invented a solution, this should get them off the beach

Because in order to be able to think, you have to risk being offensive.

[Oaken1Participant 67]

The whole “Fat Shaming” culture is apparently “Not Okay” these days….apparently it is not okay to do any type of shaming these days…… back in my youth,…we called that “Peer Pressure” we beat each other into submission and forced self improvement. I was a chubby kid,…but due to “Peer Pressure” I worked out and exercised daily and became a superior athlete….never did get thin per say, lol…but after a while I became comfortable with my size…. 280 and ripped at 27….340 and chubby at 47…I’m fine with that….. but there is only one picture of me shirtless in all existence regardless of my physical condition…god damned sister in law caught me working on my car one day. For me it is simply a self respect issue….you just don’t expose yourself in public. My moobs are for private viewing only, lol.

[Binary LogicParticipant 2351]

chir wrote:

Thing the land whales never discuss is the smell. Now look at their arms, now look at the circumference of their asses. Now in what way can the land whale clean the bottom two holes on a regular basis?

No.. no.. YEs, Yes I just threw-up a little in my mouth.

I didn’t even consider all that… I was just thinking about how nasty…

OH GAWD… here comes another RouNd.. hope this one isn’t ProJecTile.

 

And yes Oaken1… I’m going to miss the days of holding your peers accountable.

Funny, isn't it? How women thrive on a mans time, attention and resources, while simultaneously telling him he isn't enough...

[Helen be DamnedParticipant 480]

You will all be glad these fat whores are around when the apocalypse comes and we have to burn that blubber we converted into oil for lighting

"You can keep your soul, I don't want a cell-mate." - Them Crooked Vultures

[Zuberi TauParticipant 10606]

Stretch marks and cottage cheese!!!

[nerowolfeParticipant 13]

How disgusting! I am a proud fat man, but I cover it up! No one wants to look at my blubber, and I am already super self conscious of it already. Yes, I am working it off, fellas.

I go swimming with my wife once in a great while. I wear a shirt, tank, or something so I dont turn people on, or off.  Whichever.

The only good thing about being fat in the water: I am my own flotation device. I cant drown by sinking, cool right?

[ScandinavianParticipant 590]

2nd from the left could have a quite cute face if she removed a few kilograms from it. Anyhow, I am fascinated by how people can sustain that size. I mean: anyone of us that in any period has been overweight knows that the quickest weight loss comes in the start of diet and/or excercise. For these “lovely ladies” just cutting down lunch to half the calories would lose them plenty.

[Mango IngawayParticipant 2264]

Nawalt.

Not all whales are like that

It is a common failing of childhood to think that if one makes a hero out of a demon the demon will be satisfied.

[sidecarParticipant 35862]

Oaken1 wrote:

apparently it is not okay to do any type of shaming these days

Against women.

Women are still free to try shaming men all they want.

[Math RoninParticipant 86]

Kudos to the engineer who designed those bathing suits.

If only that individual had designed the levee system in New Orleans, the catastrophic flooding from Katrina may never have taken place!

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