Legalities of a paid girlfriend?

[MagusParticipant 424]

Say you want to go on vacation somewhere and basically rent a girlfriend. You don’t mind spending a few thousand on her. I think if you are well enough off you should have a few vacations each year to see the world. And ideally have a new girlfriend for each excursion. With no strings. I’m tempted to try craigslist. Some advertisement saying

“looking for attractive girl to vacation with to X for Y weeks. Expenses and food paid plus we’ll burn through a few K. Must be able to run 10K in less than 45 minutes, swim a mile in less than 35 minutes, have no allergies, be low maintenance, and like alcohol and life. Afterwards we return to our own lives with no strings.”

However I think there might be problems doing something like this. Any thoughts? This seems like the ideal way of coping with the opposite sex.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Magus wrote:

Any thoughts?

Why would you take sand to the beach?

THERE ARE WOMEN ALREADY THERE. I promise you that. You don’t need to pay a woman to vacation with. Not a chance. And the ones who are there are ready to let loose and go! Whatever your destination is. And then…. YOU leave.

There is no need to say “no strings” or “bye bye now!” when you both return to same airport because you fly Han Solo. Ya dig?

You definitely NEVER need to “take” a woman on vacation with you.
She’s not a toothbrush. You can buy those there too.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[MagusParticipant 424]

That ain’t true at all. I’ve been stuck many times in nice places where I’ve been an outsider.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Magus wrote:

That ain’t true at all. I’ve been stuck many times in nice places where I’ve been an outsider.

What’s wrong with being an outsider?
Women love that too!

Have you been on a cruise before? Women on ships are easier to make than TOAST. If you go to a place where EVERYONE is an “outsider” it’s not a problem. Carnival in Rio for example. The place is built for sex.

I have done what you’re talking about. TWICE. Traveling with a chick on a 9 day thing. Nothing but tension, petty jealousies and high drama. Tears over dinner. “Can we stop? I need to go potty! I don’t want that for lunch.” If you want to bang someone else while you’re there, your date is all “jealous” and she’s not even your girlfriend!

Maybe I’m not understanding the point of this, but to me, this is like taking coffee to Starbucks.

I also have a friend who does something like what you’re talking about.
He goes there so that he can LEAVE. He doesn’t take a woman with him.

Where are you located? The U.S.? I don’t know why on god’s green earth anyone would take an American woman ANYWHERE. More traveling and you’ll understand why.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

As an afterthought, it may be much better for you to arrange a “girlfriend” ON THE OTHER SIDE. Not to travel with, but to treat you well when you get there. You don’t place an ad here and take her with you…. you place an ad there! You save all of her airfare and travel and awkward goodbyes too.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[MagusParticipant 424]

Maybe so. No, I’ve never been on a cruise or to the Carnival in Rio. Then again I haven’t tried the temporary girlfriend thing either. I need to try them both. My experience on being by myself has not gone well. So I kind of want to do a little homework up-front so I get a girl who likes what I like. A girl that eats like a pig and works it off with good old exercise and fun. And that won’t be bothering me once vacation is over. Seems like there should be a service that finds you these sorts of things!

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Magus wrote:

Seems like there should be a service that finds you these sorts of things!

There probably is, but as I suggested above, I would not arrange a woman here and take her with me. I would get a service to find one for me AT THE DESTINATION – if I were going to do anything like this at all. Once I board the plane back, we’re done.

Otherwise, woman are hornier than uptight & joyless American broads all over the world. And they are MUCH more fun. Unless you’re talking about England. Sad case over there too.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[MagusParticipant 424]

Keymaster wrote:

As an afterthought, it may be much better for you to arrange a “girlfriend” ON THE OTHER SIDE. Not to travel with, but to treat you well when you get there. You don’t place an ad here and take her with you…. you place an ad there! You save all of her airfare and travel and awkward goodbyes too.

I need to look into that.

[Anonymous 42]

Why would you WANT to DESTROY your VACATION with constant squawking and babbling? I LOVE my unc~~~ed vacations! I can’t think of a way to f~~~ it up any more!

Keymaster wrote:

Have you been on a cruise before? Women on ships are easier to make than TOAST.

Ab-so-f~~~ing-loot-lee! I was MGTOW MONK on my cruises and the pussy was falling all over the place! Just make sure you don’t go on a geriatric cruse, unless you like your pussy old grey and wrinkly, to which I say to each his own!

I’d love to show you the photo of this hottie I met on a cruise that wanted nailing, but my friends are in the photo.

Here’s a photo I did shoot, my friends are in there. We re-positioned one of the ships cameras toward our claimed tables so we could who’s on deck through the ship’s cable TV, I met the captain at one of the dinners, my oberwerk field glasses were larger than his. Any enemy subs I would have spotted them, the north shore of Cuba is mountainous and mostly uninhabited, I could see this from many many miles away, I needed the tripod to stop the shaking. Vacations without pussy are AWESOME!

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Magus wrote:

I need to look into that.

If you do and have something to share about the experience, please follow up! Would love to know how it worked out either way!

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Anonymous wrote:

I LOVE my unc~~~ed vacations!

I CHERISH that.

Who gets the window… do you really not want your peanuts??… I can’t sleep…. are you gonna eat that? …. I can’t I’m on my period… can we just lay here for a while longer?…… Im not really feeling hungry for that….. where can we change money?….. do you know what time it is?…… do you have the map?….. Let’s look at the map some more…… how do you say “K thanks” in…. please kill me now.

Remote “girlfriend for a week” maybe. At least there will be no “legalities” to worry about. Last thing you want is to come back with her , think you’ve said your “no strings” goodbyes, and then she tries some funny business later. Foreign women will take better care of you and will more be interested in making sure YOU having a good time.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 54]

Horny rich chics on cruise ships.Internationl waters have no law.

[Anonymous 42]

Think about it… moments of pleasure and your life is now in question.

That’s what TRIGGERED my Monkhood! 20 frigging years ago! HEP C! One c~~~ plunge I thank GOD I didn’t DO! That was the last and final ass I had ever plugged! Broke up and came back unknowingly infected, she was stoutly denied and given the COLD SHOULDER, I told myself after she vanished, f~~~ this, I’m all f~~~ing done with these fickle f~~~ing freaks!

[Anonymous 43]

Vacations with the c~~~ I married were hell on earth

Yelling, impatience, shopping for s~~~, overeating, over bitching, over spending

[Anonymous 54]

I once rented a cabin on a remote lake. Two weeks alone. Solitude.

[Anonymous 22]

Keymaster wrote:

Foreign women will take better care of you and will more be interested in making sure YOU having a good time.

I agree. Bring a western woman with you and your vacation is ruined. She will be insecure and jealous the whole time, making others around her uncomfortable. Plus, she expects to be treated like a queen, while she’s acting like a c~~~.

No thanks.

[Anonymous 25]

I think she should be paying me for the pleasure of my company. With a surcharge for any unpleasant behaviour like nagging, snapping or criticising.

It has been scientifically proven that behaviour causes strokes and heart disease in men. If a woman wants to join me on holiday, she better be prepared to make it relaxing and pleasant.

Otherwise, she just can’t compete with a fleshlight or I’m sure there’s plenty of attractive women on the beach in bikini’s I can chat to who will be pleasant

So, they need me more than I need them

[MuglintarParticipant 1333]

there are agencies specializing in exactly this.
You fly to the destination of your desire. Your “girlfriend” picks you up at the airport. She spends time with you. You pay all the bills and drop her a gracious tip for bringing you back to the airport after two or three weeks. Agency guarantees, if she annoys you for whatever reason, you can exchange her up to 3 times without extra expenses.
Bookings available in South-east Asia, West-Africa or South-America and the Carribean.

(check http://www.major-grubert-international.com/)

et viola – Girlfriend for vacation with no strings attached

"Him, who delights in solitude, is either a wild beast or a GOD!" - Aristotle (Aristot. Pol. 1.1253a) 1 Hom. Il. 9.63; the passage goes on: ἐστὶν ἐκεῖνος ι ὃς πολέμου ἔραται.

[GrumpyParticipant]

Personally, I think prostitution should be 100% legal every where. That’s all a paid girlfriend is.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[,Participant 1301]

Magus wrote:

I’m tempted to try craigslist.
However I think there might be problems doing something like this. Any thoughts?

Trolling on the garbagebarge of pus-t~~~s CRAIGSLIST>? Nah, NO problems mon.
No Lies
No STDs
No Baggage
No Set Ups
No Cuckolds
No Retards
No Addicts
Feel free. Feel safe. Oh, but you advertised for all the right stuff….
CRAIGSLIST>? C’Mon Man!

And if you would use Plenty of Squish for the t~~~s of the destination locale, how long before you get mugged raped and rolled by her pimp>?

I donno. Good luck. I cherish my vacations too much to be preoccupied with such disaterstractions. Too many way$ for disappointment. I’ll ride solo tyvm although I had met a gal that lived in a tipi…
virgin>2017

with joy/without hate

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