LEARN THIS ONE "WEIRD TRICK" TO SPOT A GIRL

[TemperedParticipant 55]

C~~~S HATE HIM..

FIND OUT HIS SECRET BY CLICKING ON..

Scratch that. This is not an ad. Sorry Keymaster.

I present to you:
http://uclassify.com/browse/uClassify/GenderAnalyzer_v5

Works none of the time some of the time, and all of the time some of the time. – Testimonial

[Smitty the Great OneParticipant 1535]

I put in one sentence and it classified it as just under 72% female, back to the drawing board…

Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....

[– Deleted on Request –Spectator 936]

Whoever created that website had an awful lot of time on their hands……

 

[Anonymous 11]

I entered the following sociopathic texts as a test:

“I like to kill raccoons and baby birds.” 95.8% female/4.8% male.

“I just love smashing the skulls of baby kittens.” 98.7% female/1.3% male

I rest my case.

[…Spectator 1165]

CPIG: lmbo. i might have to give it a try as well.

[…Spectator 1165]

Cpig: good findings. I entered the following:

“i killed small farm animals with my friends online and today we destroyed c~~~sector 12 and had milk and cookies after.”

Result: 91.9% female male 8.1%. hahahahaha.

[Anonymous 11]

@ListenUp! as you found too,

It seems the more sociopathic or psychotic that we make the statement the more likely it rates it as female.

“John Wayne movies are awesome.” 90% Male/10% Female – Expected results

“It rained today.” 53.2% Female/46.8% Male

“Burning my children with cigarettes is what I like to do.”  88.3% Female/11.7% male

BWAHAHAHAHA – I think Tempered may be spot on in saying the c~~~s hate this guy,

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[…Spectator 1165]

Cpig: rofl. i’ll try one more…………..

[Anonymous 11]

I extracted this one from that vile hive:

“Sometimes I really wish my exhusband would drop off the face of the planet, so that me and my boyfriend could raise our family just the two of us.”  98.6% Female/1.4% Male.

Hell, I’m starting to get a little more faith in it now.  @Tempered-You should have never given this knowledge to me 😉

[…Spectator 1165]

CPIG, Tempered: Tried this one…

“I make powerful decisions on my own.”

female 76.8 male 23.2

and

“for the past few years I am just going my own way.”

female 88.5 male 11.5

now there’s some class A bulls~~~ right there jesus christ.

[Anonymous 11]

“Sometimes I want to take a knife and slash a dog’s throat open.” 96.0% Female/4.0% Male

“We like to shoot at targets at the gun range.”  92.1% Male/7.9% Female -Seems right to me.

That’s it.  Again, more proof women are psycho.

[…Spectator 1165]

“i post on a men’s forum website that has a women’s shelter on it.”

female 80.6 male 19.4 lmbo……

[…Spectator 1165]

ok last test of the psycho comment analysis software.

“One of my friends flew a covert bombing mission today to help save the planet. my friend also kills cats in his spare time.”

female 68.1 male 31.9   EL Oh F~~~ING EL. it didn’t even catch “in his spare time”. Smitty was right….back to the drawing board. @tempered: thanks for the major lulz tonight man. Good find.

[Anonymous 11]

I finally entered a psycho statement that got a majority Male result.

“I love to stalk my victims and turn them into lampshades.” 88.5% Male/11.5% Female – Most serial killers are men.

“Testing your service has been really fun!!!! Thanks!” 50.4% Female/49.6% Male

[TemperedParticipant 55]

. double

 

[TemperedParticipant 55]

Hahahaha thanks for the morning laughs!!

Obviously you have to enter longer texts for it to even have a chance to analyze properly. Still it fails to correctly identify men almost ALL of the time. For men it is more likely to gravitate towards 50/50 (neutral) +- 10%. Whereas it has been correct on every female I’ve tried it on.

 

 

[…Spectator 1165]

Tempered: I am from the 20th Century but  I am now living in the 21st Century. You correctly pointed out the bulls~~~ which is what mgotw is all about. C U 2morrow.

[harpo-my-“SON”Participant 2410]

copied and pasted from a feminist blog this came back 76.2%  male 23.8% female: By Emily Temple, showing it fails both ways.

As the VIDA count shows, the ratio of male to female writers published in literary journals, magazines, and book reviews remains largely disproportionate in favor of male writers. In the conversation around this imbalance, some have suggested (among other silly arguments) that women should simply write about more important subjects. The folks over at Creative Nonfiction, the literary magazine that this year celebrates its 20th consecutive year of publication, scoff at this assessment of the situation.

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at those who misunderstand me. Kind mockery at the well intentioned, but unfettered cruelty towards those would be prison guards of my creative possibilities. This so as to learn as much from misunderstanding as from understanding. Taking pleasure in worthy opponents and making language fluid and flowing like a river yet pointed and precise as a dagger. Contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful linguistic dance, A verbal martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.

[Anonymous 11]

It doesn’t fail at making us laugh though.  I was really surprised at how hard it was for me to generate a psychotic statement that it would actually call as being from a male.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

“I shouldn’t have to work.”

89.2% female

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