Learn how to p~~~

[GeraldParticipant 3631]

Ok, I didn’t know where to put this stupid rant but I am fed up.

Men, by all means go your own way but for everyone’s sake learn how to p~~~ properly.

Don’t p~~~ all over the seat. If you do, clean it up. Don’t p~~~ all over the floor, if you do, clean it up. Don’t pull your pants and underwear to your ankles at the urinal… if you can’t figure out pants, use a stall.

This is childhood 101, please learn how to p~~~.

Ok…rant over.

No longer can we walk away, we must run. Remove the motive power.

[AutoliteParticipant]

Gerald wrote:

Ok, I didn’t know where to put this stupid rant but I am fed up.

Men, by all means go your own way but for everyone’s sake learn how to p~~~ properly.

Don’t p~~~ all over the seat. If you do, clean it up. Don’t p~~~ all over the floor, if you do, clean it up. Don’t pull your pants and underwear to your ankles at the urinal… if you can’t figure out pants, use a stall.

This is childhood 101, please learn how to p~~~.

Ok…rant over.

It seems that the easiest work-around here would be to just go outside and take a p~~~ in the back-yard. No mess, no fuss…

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

You knopw this problem could be fixed by shaping the toilet seat like a c~~~s mouth–then no one will ever miss! HA HA!

[Point Of No ReturnParticipant 4074]

I live alone now. If I wake up in the middle of the night and don’t turn on the lights… If my p~~~ splits into a damned V and goes in two different directions it’s my problem. I hear NO MORE COMMENTS from a woman. NONE! My mess, I deal with it. Blessed peace by un-c~~~ing.

Know when it is your duty to give them zero explanations for your actions.

[GeraldParticipant 3631]

Point Of No Return wrote:

I live alone now. If I wake up in the middle of the night and don’t turn on the lights… If my p~~~ splits into a damned V and goes in two different directions it’s my problem. I hear NO MORE COMMENTS from a woman. NONE! My mess, I deal with it. Blessed peace by un-c~~~ing.

Awesome… I probably lyssa should have clarified, this oat work, the mall, the grocery store, a gas station, everywhere.

No longer can we walk away, we must run. Remove the motive power.

[AutoliteParticipant]

This thread reminds me of that Jack Nicholson p~~~ scene from the movie ‘About Schmitt”. I’m just a little surprised that it didn’t make it into the top ten…

[007 (Reborn)Participant 1672]

I think the problem has 4 main causes. There are exceptions of course.

1. Erections alter your aiming power.

2. If a guy has semen in his urethra, it causes his urine to flow opposite directions.

2. The dribble after you pee falls straight down instead of projecting forward.

3. When urine hits water, it splashes satellite droplets in the proximity.

This can all be avoided by making sure your entire penis is over the toilet. Not just the tip. Splattering is hard to avoid. Clean up your mess if you make one.

Pursuing Happiness and Freedom.

[53ClicksUpParticipant 1345]

Some years back, I was cruising a sailboat down the inter-coastal and ended up drinking in a bar one night up in Wildwood, NJ. The place was packed and everyone was drunk as s~~~ and dancing up a storm. I hit the head and this guy using the urinal next to me was so drunk he couldn’t get his pants zipper down and asked me for help. I thought he was gay and I said “Sorry man, but I can’t help you with that one”. So he just said “Aw F~~~ it!” P~~~ed in his khaki pants right then and there and then went back out on the dance floor dancing. Everyone was screaming and laughing and pointing at the guy’s crotch but he just kept right on dancing and the place erupted in a kind of spontaneous cheer for the idiot. I have to admit that I kind of admired the man, as truly didn’t give the slightest f~~~ what anybody else thought.

[Mr. ManParticipant 2916]

Autolite wrote:

It seems that the easiest work-around here would be to just go outside and take a p~~~ in the back-yard. No mess, no fuss.

I worked with a guy who bought some heavily forested land and built a small house on it for he and his family. He told me that one of the greatest joys of living on his little homestead was being able to p~~~ in his own damn yard any damned time he felt like it. Seriously, this was important to him. I never understood his enthusiasm for p~~~ing in his yard, and thought it rather base.

Until I moved into a cabin in the middle of the Sonoran Desert. My closest neighbors were a mile to the north and a mile to the south. East and west was nothing but wilderness.

In the process of sprucing up the place, I remembered my old co-worker and his yard p~~~ing happiness. So I gave it a try. As the weeks turned into months, I came to love p~~~ing in my yard any time I felt like it at any time of the day or night. I finally understood how my old co-worker felt. It really was liberating living so far from other people. No HOA rules; no nosey neighbors; no city codes to meet; just do what you want. And I loved it!

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9565]

What I can’t stand are those who p~~~ and s~~~ all over the place as a joke for the janitor. I been in mall bathrooms and it was a horrible mess because of some asshole teenager thinking it was funny to p~~~ and s~~~ up the place. Disgusting!

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[AutoliteParticipant]

Mr. Man wrote:

In the process of sprucing up the place, I remembered my old co-worker and his yard p~~~ing happiness. So I gave it a try. As the weeks turned into months, I came to love p~~~ing in my yard any time I felt like it at any time of the day or night. I finally understood how my old co-worker felt.

I’ve got a buddy who comes over just to take a p~~~ in my backyard. Maybe I should start charging people…

[Mr. ManParticipant 2916]

Autolite wrote:

Hominid wrote:

In the process of sprucing up the place, I remembered my old co-worker and his yard p~~~ing happiness. So I gave it a try. As the weeks turned into months, I came to love p~~~ing in my yard any time I felt like it at any time of the day or night. I finally understood how my old co-worker felt.

I’ve got a buddy who comes over just to take a p~~~ in my backyard. Maybe I should start charging people…

And just like that, a cottage industry is born. Ca-Ching$$$!

[hollowtipsParticipant 681]

It never ceases to amaze me the amount of lazy men who can’t aim for f~~~ in bathrooms. What p~~~es me off more is walking to the bathroom and looking into a womans bathroom and it’s lightyears nicer. I’m talking different setup, floors, lighting it’s like a separate building and it gets kept in pristine conditions by custodians but mens bathrooms don’t see the same level of care.

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