Laughter and Friendship

[Bread BaronParticipant 23]

One thing I love most in life is that experience of laughing so hard it hurts. Those moments where something is so funny, I can’t think about it without doubling over from the pain are some of the best experiences I have ever had. Part of my life is a quest to find and share funny things with my friends so that we can experience these awesome moments.

For any other men who share this goal, why would they also pursue the company of a woman? Women may laugh with each other, but the content of their humor is usually preoccupied with expressions of sadistic intent. Furthermore, their sadistic jokes are not creative or surprising, but are usually very predictable scenarios. The gender-flipped version of a woman’s joke would be a man unironically making this joke: “Why did the dumb broad get punched? Because she didn’t make me a sandwich! Har har har.”

Although the above joke might be funny from an ironic perspective, women are almost always incapable of irony or comedic mockery. Women might directly mock a man for a thousand reasons, but they cannot execute a mock portrayal of a foolish individual. Instead, they will turn to hamfisted, direct criticism without any appreciation for human fallibility. Their criticisms lack acknowledgment that human beings tend to be lazy, and will come from the high ground that people should do better because doing better is good.

A proper criticism takes into account normal human laziness and incompetence, thereby giving no quarter for the criticized. After taking into account everyone’s normal capacity for foolishness and vice, the criticizer then focuses on his victim’s exceptional incompetence. The criticized cannot fall back on legitimate human error, because the criticizer had already covered his bases. Those who can criticize things well are good at self-reflection.

Women do not compare or contrast people in this manner. The nonexistence of their personal agency is proven in their ability to barely joke. Furthermore, they begrudge laughing at a man’s joke out of a need to keep men under their heel. If a man performs like a monkey to make her laugh, the relationship’s power is firmly in her hands.

For any man who wishes to maximize his happiness out of life, I implore him to avoid trying to make women laugh. Women are black holes of joy who take and take and take without giving back. My friends and I enjoy the competition of making each other laugh harder than the previous guy had managed. You will never find a female with the will to create ideas like this. Rather, they will gladly feed from your comedic storehouse until you are tired of your own jokes.

Also, the late Christopher Hitchens agrees with me. You won’t find his article criticizing women on Vanity Fair because it was taken down for some completely mysterious reason.

http://discomedusa.tumblr.com/post/29888462280/why-women-arent-funny-what-makes-the-female-so

 

TLDR:

Masturbation and male comedic mastery > Relationships with women and listening to their dumb jokes

 

 

[Anonymous 0]

Welcome Bread Baron,

Bread Baron wrote:

For any man who wishes to maximize his happiness out of life, I implore him to avoid trying to make women laugh. Women are black holes of joy who take and take and take without giving back. My friends and I enjoy the competition of making each other laugh harder than the previous guy had managed.

A good joke is always a question of creativity. You can set up a whole system starting laughing more and more by just changing a single word but repeading the phrase it will come up with a more funny meaning. I once had friends, we did lay laughing on the floor, held the stomach and really didn’t know if we survive this laughing fit, but if not also knowing it would be worth to die for it. I never met women making me laugh this way. Their humour is not just about having fun, it is more in a way clobbering each other, similar in the way they having sex.

The name was Charlie Chaplin not Charlize Chaplin

[RoyDalParticipant]

Bread Baron wrote:

One thing I love most in life is that experience of laughing so hard it hurts.

Amen bro! Laughter is the signpost of the presence of God.

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