Last thing a man sees after he says "I do"

[chirParticipant]

It may be years before the man wakes up and manages to rip the creature off their bodies which can cause massive money bleeding and emotional scarring for life.   Sadly some men are completely drained of all money and discarded, a shell of their former selves.   Save a man, make sure he sees the nature of the beast and if he still insists on saying “I do” that he does it with eyes open.

This has been a public service message:

 

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[RennieParticipant]

chir wrote:

It may be years before the man wakes up and manages to rip the creature off their bodies which can cause massive money bleeding and emotional scarring for life. Sadly some men are completely drained of all money and discarded, a shell of their former selves. Save a man, make sure he sees the nature of the beast and if he still insists on saying “I do” that he does it with eyes open. This has been a public service message:

Sea Lamprey, we meet again.

[Anonymous 1]

Holy f…! What in name of Chutullu is that?!?

[FitzBonesParticipant 304]

I’m a nerd and ok with that but I’m always reminded of the Harry Potter series. Dementor anyone? Suck out your soul with a kiss, spend the rest of your life mindless and dying early..

"If you can fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds' worth of distance run,"

[chirParticipant]

Sea Lamprey.  Attaches to a fish and sucks out blood from fish.  Teeth cut a hole in the scales and tongue laps up blood.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

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I thought the last thing he saw was the life he should have had flash before his eyes.

 

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