Landwhales blocking or walking slowly in isles

[HermitParticipant 136]

Has anyone else been through a similar situation? Where landwhales at grocery stores block the full isles…It’s annoying as f~~~. It’s one of the reasons I hate shopping.

Today while I was in Walmart getting groceries, this happened to me quite a few times. I don’t mind walking around or even go back or fourth to a different isle.

However, at times, I’m trapped in both isles and even if they tried making room for others to get in and out, no one really could until everyone else moved out of the way.

While I was getting some spices for the chicken I’m making this weekend, two landwhales saw me walking behind them and I was the only one in the isle with them. They turned around, looked at me, and kept on waddling forward about an inch per second, while knowing I was waiting to get my groceries.

I feel like running in grocery stores sometimes full speed ahead while knocking out any and every landwhale that gets in my way.

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

F~~~ yes. I walk fast and people who do that poss me off.

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[Anonymous 54]

Yea Hermit i hate the freakin grocery store. Imagine if you could go with no women there. It would be fun!We need our land whale free safe zones!

[HermitParticipant 136]

Jan Sobieski wrote:

F~~~ yes. I walk fast and people who do that poss me off.

I walk extremely fast as well. Even if I have a full cart with me. I hate slow ass people. Especially landwhales blocking up the place.

Anonymous wrote:

Yea Hermit i hate the freakin grocery store. Imagine if you could go with no women there. It would be fun!We need our land whale free safe zones!

I agree 100%. I wish we had separate grocery stores. 1 made for landwhales and 1 made for men. Or at the very least, 1 made for skinny/averaged sized people.

[Anonymous 6]

Was driving home from work this evening, tried to pass a landwhale cycling in the middle (dumb f~~~) of the road instead of sticking to the side of it.

She was pedaling so slow and her tyres looked like they were about to explode under the stress of her blubber, normally I’m patient but after about 1/2 a mile of this bulls~~~ I wanted to ram my car up her fat ass!

[Anonymous 54]

Hermit wrote:

However, at times, I’m trapped

It can be scarey ! Surrounded and cut off by land whales!

[pabsawakeParticipant 1761]

I have experienced this on many occasions. It’s done on purpose, or they actually can’t move all that well from the chub rub on their inner thighs.

While we’re on the subject of shopping, have any of you been behind a woman at a cash register where her total amount of items is something like $29.89.

It’s not simple enough to use a debit card or hand the clerk $30.00 and take back 11 cents. Noooo!

They have to unload all the contents of their disgusting duffle sized bag of a purse and dig out exactly 89 cents, consuming 2 to 3 minutes of my precious time.

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[HermitParticipant 136]

Anonymous wrote:

Was driving home from work this evening, tried to pass a landwhale cycling in the middle (dumb f~~~) of the road instead of sticking to the side of it.

I’d of kept honking at her all the way down the road if she wasn’t smart enough to move off of it.

Anonymous wrote:

It can be scarey ! Surrounded and cut off by land whales!

It can. I’m a pretty small guy in general, and if one of those things landed on me, I’d get crushed to death!

pabsawake wrote:

They have to unload all the contents of their disgusting duffle sized bag of a purse and dig out exactly 89 cents, consuming 2 to 3 minutes of my precious time.

Haha, my mom does that exact same thing.

[Anonymous 42]

When I hear a Whale-Mart Whale-Chair moaning and groaning in it’s battery powered attempt to skiff a whale down an isle I fear for my life! What if one goes into diabetic shock and starts a domino affect slamming into the shelving and knocking it over?

The waddling blubber b~~~~ bounce around, but shuttling a landwhale faster than crawl speed is a recipe for disaster!

[Anonymous 6]

Hermit wrote:

I’d of kept honking at her all the way down the road if she wasn’t smart enough to move off of it.

Tried but she was totally oblivious to that, she was probably daydreaming about an XXL cheeseburger.

[HermitParticipant 136]

Anonymous wrote:

The waddling blubber b~~~~ bounce around, but shuttling a landwhale faster than crawl speed is a recipe for disaster!

Haha, those pictures explain what I’m talking about perfectly. I’d hate to be trapped in an isle falling on me because some land whale knocked it over. Would be scary as s~~~.

[Tiga KParticipant 1693]

In live in America, the landwhale Mecca of the universe, so I’ve encountered many a landwhale. Allow me a moment to share a couple of stories.

When I was in middle school, we had these people we liked to call “tard wranglers”. Basically each of the retarded kids had an old lady following them around when they weren’t eating snacks or playing video games in their special “classroom”. There was this one boy who was at least 400 pounds. Whenever he had to go up the stairs, he had to literally get on his knees and climb up on all fours. There was no getting around him. You couldn’t even wait behind him because he smelt like he is unable to bathe himself adequately. If his wrangler didn’t know you where nearby, you could sometimes hear the vile shriveled up old hag verbally abusing him. Poor bastard.

In high school, I had a female teacher that was even bigger than him maybe! No, actually thats not true, but she did have that nasty belly stretching to her thighs thing going. She could be a bit of a vapid bi polar bitch that bribed kids with candy, but I liked her overall, however there is one thing I never understood: How does she and her husband f~~~? In her wedding pictures, she was the exact same size and they have at least one kid. The husband, though not to her extent, is also obese. I’ve never had sex, so maybe there is something I don’t understand, but how do land whales even “get connected” with all those lard lumps in the way?

[Anonymous 42]

Tiga K wrote:

how do land whales even “get connected” with all those lard lumps in the way?

I dunno TK, Slide into the wrong fold and it’s coming out covered in cottage cheese, get it in the right fold and you could loose it to a supperbug mold spore infection! Mushroom dick!

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Anonymous wrote:

Tiga K wrote:

how do land whales even “get connected” with all those lard lumps in the way?

I dunno TK, Slide into the wrong fold and it’s coming out covered in cottage cheese, get it in the right fold and you could loose it to a supperbug mold spore infection! Mushroom dick!

Great, thanks. It’s not like I wanted to go to sleep anyway.

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[HitmanParticipant]

I was under the impression that the very fat ones are to be rolled in flour and then look for the wet spot…
hahaha! !!

[Anonymous 24]

Hermit wrote:

Today while I was in Walmart getting groceries, this happened to me quite a few times. I don’t mind walking around or even go back or fourth to a different isle.

However, at times, I’m trapped in both isles and even if they tried making room for others to get in and out, no one really could until everyone else moved out of the way.

Ha, totally. It is like a game of Pac-Man. I hate shopping as well. I have learned a few tricks though. The level of difficulty goes up in some stores. It’s like level 10 in Whalemart, so put on your tennis shoes, and be sure to stretch before you go in there because you are going to be doing some serious dodging. Maybe get in a few games of Pac-Man before you leave the house just to polish up. In a health-food store your worries are far less, more like level 1 Pac-Man. Even a Trader Joes is far less likely to have whale traffic jams than a Target or Whalemart. So shop wisely, pick your lines like Mario Andretti. If you do have to go into a Whalemart or Target try to keep track of peak breeching times in you area and avoid them in the future.

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9544]

Problem I have at the stores is the just like this, and it doesn’t matter what the size is. I hate it when someone is up close with the shelf and the cart is behind them in the center of the aisle, which you have squeeze yourself through. These are mainly old people who like to take their sweet time. Another thing I don’t like at the grocery store are people who are just standing around at where I want to get something doing nothing; just standing hunched over the cart. Last thing I hate is when I have a week’s worth or even just a few food items, and the people in front of me has a full cart, a month’s worth. I’m not the most patient person in the world, and I hate having to standing in the check out while the person in front is going to hold me up. Speaking of the check out, one thing that bugged me last month is (I only had just 1 or 2 things), the woman in front doesn’t even know how to pay for her stuff. She literally needed help using her card, which also didn’t work.

The only part I like about grocery shopping is making my own choices, but I hate the other people I have to fight for my life around.

But I’m a fast one, or I try to if it wasn’t for the people around be taking their sweet time, and if I want/need something, I just go there, and not try to let people stand in my way.

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[DarkRyuParticipant 2354]

Solution: Avoid Walmart. What the f~~~ are you doing even stepping into that hellhole in the first place?

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

DarkRyu wrote:

Solution: Avoid Walmart. What the f~~~ are you doing even stepping into that hellhole in the first place?

No. That’s an option. Walmart can be a fun place with the right mindset.

Explain to a land whale that you’re apologizing in advance because you’re going to push their fat ass over, watch them rock themselves to sleep trying to get up, and then go on with your shopping.

Remember, it’s not your fault if their ass can cover to grocery aisles.

[HermitParticipant 136]

Anonymous wrote:

Tiga K wrote:

how do land whales even “get connected” with all those lard lumps in the way?

I dunno TK, Slide into the wrong fold and it’s coming out covered in cottage cheese, get it in the right fold and you could loose it to a supperbug mold spore infection! Mushroom dick!

I have no idea either. I’ve seen worse though. What boggles my mind is how land whales and skinny people have sex. Like what the f~~~. How could you have sex with a land whale? I’d get swallowed up by the blubber alone.

ResidentEvil7 wrote:

The only part I like about grocery shopping is making my own choices, but I hate the other people I have to fight for my life around.

Same here. I wish I could shop alone. Or better yet, in the future I might just order all my groceries online and have them delivered to me. The extra shipping is worth it.

Anonymous wrote:

Ha, totally. It is like a game of Pac-Man.

I tend to agree haha. Shopping is definitely like Pac-Man.

DarkRyu wrote:

Solution: Avoid Walmart. What the f~~~ are you doing even stepping into that hellhole in the first place?

I go to Walmart because it’s cheap. Cheaper than most places. It’s the only reason.

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