Land Whales of the World — Rejoice !!

[Dr PhibesParticipant 155]

To all you “BBWs” out there who feel that you can’t catch/keep a man because you’ve not yet mastered that most important exercise — the “Table Push-Away” — there is still hope for you! (At least, according to this bit of click bait from our friends across the Pond).

Ms. Natalie Werret, a 14-stone (336-lb.) Hunka Hunka Burning Love from the UK, has found a Chubby Chaser to worship her “curves.”* It’s a good thing that Natalie’s beau keeps her busy with being a photo model, or else she might eat herself to death.**

At over 24-stone Natalie is currently the heaviest she has ever been.

“If I was at home I’d probably snack most of the day,” she explained of her eating habits.

“I’d eat some toast then biscuits, some chocolate, some crisps and bread sticks.

“Sometimes I like to eat minted lamb on its own, and I love jam doughnuts.”

Uh, yeah.

But Natalie insists she would never get big enough to cause health problems, and goes swimming twice a week …

Well, at 336 lbs., it’s already far too late. And, our UK friends who support the National Health Service through their taxes will soon be on the hook for her knee replacement surgery, her gastric sleeve surgery, her bypass surgery, and her diabetes meds.

But, don’t worry, BBWs. There’s a Chubby Chaser out there for you, too! So, put down those dumbbells, pick up your chocolate-stained copy of “Fifry Shades of Grey” and a pint of Ben and Jerry’s, and wait.

He’ll be along any day now.

Yep, any day …

Any day now …
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* I’m sorry. A triple chin, cankles, and a FUPA that dangles to the mid-thigh do NOT qualify as “curves.”
** I invoke the Fair Use standard to quote snippets of the linked article for the purpose of review and commentary.

"The wisest follow their own direction." -- Euripides

[Frank V.Participant 2445]

Wanting to do her is not the question, I doubt that anything hung shorter than the Alaskan Pipeline would “hit home” through all that fat.

Either he’s using his arm or he’s hung like the Trans-Atlantic Cable !

Frank V.

[HitmanParticipant]

incredible ! what a ” catch ” for HIM ! THAR SHE BLOWS !!!

[stopmockingmanParticipant 441]

Sadly for my eyes, all I see is a Pimp and his Hoe. With pictures to prove it.
Now how sexy is that, except there seems to be a child involved here.
Very sad indeed.

[HitmanParticipant]

your’e right stopmockingman. ..that’s f~~~ed up..

[aeragoanParticipant 1186]

Chubby chasers lol…..When feminists will going to propose the idea of land whales navy seals…to perform operations in middle east…????lol I love to see that one day too…

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

At some point he’ll need a power jet washer for Christmas. Sooner rather than later I suggest.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

F~~~! If I get real sour, even I might become a chubby chaser. I’d take them to a buffet place to eat, watch her do it and then drive her ass home.
And then just drop her off. Never f~~~ her. Just observe her getting fatter and fatter. Now I totally understand why some men do it.
There’s nothing sexual here – It’s a guilty pleasure helping them destroy themselves and observing the process.
– Hey honey, do you want another plate of chicken?

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[ScandinavianParticipant 590]

Even the women knows these are sorry ass guys. My ex has a serious weight problem, when we met it wasn’t bad at all, she had a few extra kgs but it befitted her, she looked great with 15-20 extra lbs, but in time it went out of control to the point where a regular walk became an excercise round. She had this guy interested in her after we ended and she said it straight out: “I’m afraid he’s just a chubby chaser” (her words).

[DethklokParticipant 153]

I have a friend who LOVES big women. In fact, the bigger the better. He love their lack of self-esteem and you never have to impress them.

To each their own. I could never touch a 250 lb blue whale. It’s amazing how much a little blubber changes a woman’s power.

[ScandinavianParticipant 590]

Dethklok wrote:

I have a friend who LOVES big women. In fact, the bigger the better. He love their lack of self-esteem and you never have to impress them.
To each their own. I could never touch a 250 lb blue whale. It’s amazing how much a little blubber changes a woman’s power.

Is 250lbs a land whale? I would do that in an instant if no strings were attached. Girls with fat asses doggystyle are pretty much the only fun left in sex…. Go above 300-350 and I’d agree.

[Anonymous 11]

That photo “spread” took my sex drive out for at least 6 weeks.

[Anonymous 18]

A doctor’s visit per month to clean out fungus under skin folds.

Highest paid speciality in medicine.

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